BFB 19: How Loe Can You Grow?/Script

Ruby and Leafy: 🎵 La la la, this is the best van the world has ever heard! La la la, ooh! 🎵

Lollipop: Why.....won't........they......stop.....singing?!

Ruby: 🎵 La la la, so fun- 🎵

(Radio turns on)

Lollipop: Oh my sugar, the radio! It's back on! So you guys don't have to sing anymore! That means we can listen to ACTUAL music!

Ruby: (sighs) I guess.

(Radio plays Justin Bieber)

(FSSV crashes)

Four: You must stop driving over X's garden!

X: Yeah!

Four: You've already trampled aloe vera plants 73 times!

X: That was mean!

Lollipop: 73 times? We've driven over this same spot 73 times?!

Ruby: Yeah, we got home hours ago. I just drove in circles so we can have sing-along time with Leafy. Wasn't it so much fun? So much bonding! And I saw the back mirror that you-

(Lollipop is terrfied........then the intro from BFB 17)

X: Four and I have brought you here today for a public announcement!

Four: Yeah!

X: You need to respect my aloe vera more, that means-

Firey: Okay, we'll respect it more. But isn't it time for us to start Cake at Stake?

X: Oh, um......

Four: He's right, you know! The show must go on!!!!!

X: Oh. Okay.

(Cake at Stake Intro)

Four: Alright, Have Nots! You lost last time, so whichever of you got the fewest votes will leave BFB! If you're safe, come pick up your prize from this table!

Spongy: But the aloe vera! It's in the way!

Taco: Hold on, Spongy, where'd your friendship bracelet go? The one I gave you?

(Oh no, Spongy)

Four: Anyways, the first contestant safe is Firey!

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Four: Woody.

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Four: Flower.

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Four: Taco.

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Four: Loser.

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Four: Now it's down to Blocky and Spongy, the two original returners.

Flower: I support you, Blocky!

Taco: I support you too, Spongy, but......I don't see you wearing friendship pride.

Four: Which contestant is safe? The last prize goes to.....

(Drumroll)

Four: GOOD OL BLOCKY!

X: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Blocky: Oh, yeah, this guy is a baller!

Loser: Aw, Spongy! I'm sad to see you go. I'll make sure your spaceship gets taken care of.

Spongy: My what?

Loser: You know, the spaceship your survived the apcolypse?

Four: X! Now is when you do your snap thing!

X: Oh, right! (Snaps his fingers)

(Spongy floating up into the sky)

Spongy: It's really important that you guys know that spaceship isn't able to- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Loser: Nice knowing you, old pal.

Bubble: X, are you actually trying to aloe vera?

X: Y-Yeah!

Bubble: Well, X, I should let you know that this aloe vera is not allowed in this biome!

X: Huh? Why not?

Bubble: Too little sun!

X: Oh, so that's why they're still so small.

(Blocky chases Woody)

X: I always thought it was for a reason.

Blocky: Gotcha! (kicks Woody)

Woody: AHHHHHHH!!!!

Four: Oh, poor X! Well, I wanna help my co-host out! So that's this week's challenge!

Ruby: Uh, I'm still super confuzzled.

Four: You two teams shall improve the sun, so X's crops can grow better!

Gelatin: Hold up. Improve the sun? What the meat does that mean?

Four: It means whatever you do to the sun, X's crops will grow, do it and you'll get points! Do the oppisite, then you don't get points!

Gelatin: Oh. Okay.

Four: Whichever team grows X's crops faster wins! GO!

(The challenge)

Firey: Guys, I remembered Season 1! Spongy's spaceship laser that we could use to fire the sun!

Loser: Good plan! I'll help you look for it.

Flower: I, as Firey's friend, will follow too!

Blocky: Woody! You wanna go in there too- Wait, where's Woody?

Taco: He's still in the air after you kicked him.

Blocky: Aw man, I kinda miss that little guy.

Taco: Maybe you should be a little gentler on him then? Anways, come on! Let's look inside in the spaceship!

Gelatin: Okay, girls, what's our plan? How do we even get to the sun?

Lollipop: Why must we do the sun's bidding? I say the sun must come to us!

Bubble: Lolly, the universe doesn't work that way!

Ruby: Well, we might not be able to reach the sun, but we can identify it's rays!

Gelatin: What are you saying, Rubester?

(Ruby transforms into Rainbow Ruby, identifying the sun)

Rainbow Ruby: I'm a lens!

(X's crops are growing)

Gelatin: Woooooooaaaaaaaaah!

Leafy: Oh my gardenia, Ruby! You're a genius!

Gelatin: Someone, uh....Teardrop! Go tell Four about this!

(Teardrop goes to Four)

Four: Huh?

Teardrop: (does something)

'Four: Uh, oh, wow! Really?

(Four runs to Ruby)

Four: OMG, you're right! Plus five points for the Have Cots!

(X's crops are on fire)

Four: Mu-Minus FIVE points for the Have Cots!!!!!!!

Leafy: Ruby!

(Woody screaming, lands and yells lands on X's burning crop)

Woody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................. (dies, burns to ash, RIP Woody 2017-2020)

(Have Cots)

Taco: Blocky? You're not going in?

Blocky: Nah, imma let them in anyway.

Taco: Why not? Why isn't mischief like, your thing?

Blocky: Heh. Well, I used to be in spotlight a lot. Back before your time, I had this show, called.....

(Back to BFDI)

Announcer: Blocky's Funny Doings International.

Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, suspend the Firey Recovery Center above a lake-

(Back to Battle for BFB)

Taco: Woah, woah, woah, Blocky. You're a funny DOER. You DO funny things. How about we DO stuff instead of sitting around and reminiscing about it?

(pause)

Blocky: .....................................I remember that one time, I reminsced.

Taco: (makes shadow puppets) In fact, the viewers are getting so bored I was making shadow puppets to entertain them!

Blocky: So you're saying I should do more funny doings?

Taco: Yes! I'm saying that you-

Firey: Drop gold! I found it!

Flower: Now press it!

Firey: No way! First we need a drum roll. (with Loser) Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

Loser: (with Firey) Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

Flower: OH, FOR PETAL'S SAKE, JUST PRESS IT ALREADY!!!!!

(Have Nots)

X: Bubble?

Bubble: Yo-yeah?

X: How do you expect to know about aloe vera?

Bubble: Ooh, I'd be happy to anwser! (gets his sunscream) This helps me keep my skin hydrated so I never pop from dryness! Choick it out! (rubs herself with sunscream)

X: Oh, well, I'm happy to hear it works for you.

Lollipop: What about you, pipsqueak? Why do you want to grow aloe vera? You got an answer, so now you must give us answer.

X: Ummm...ummm....

Bubble: X, you don't have to anwser, only do it if you're comfortable.

X: No, I can answer. I just know how to word it.

(X whispers to Lollipop)

Lollipop: Mmm-hmm, mmh-hmm, I see. I see! Yes, BFB 3? Oh my. Oh my! And he burned you? What a monster! (X stops whispering) Don't worry X, I'll avenge you.

(Have Nots)

Firey: (with Loser) BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!!!!!!!

Flower: GAAAAAH!!!!!!

Loser: (with Firey) BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!

(Firey presses it, the Sun grows big)

Have Nots: YEAH!!!!!!

(X's crops are growing)

Flower: Hooray! X's crops are growing faster!

Four: You're right! Have Cots, that's plus five points!

Have Nots: YEAH!

Four: Uh oh.

X: AHHHHHHHH! SUNBURN, OWIE!

Taco: Maybe the sun's too hot now.

Four: Ya think?

Leafy: X seems like he's hurting! Maybe we should.....help him?

Four: I think you'd guys should! And I got just the antitidote to help him!

(Four drops ice buckets)

Have Cots: Yeah, we know what to do!

(X is scared.)

X: Ummmmmmm....

(Have Cots And Nots race to their spaceships and head to the sun)

Firey: We gotta use ice to shrink the sun!

(They launch their rocket, and head to space, faces to black)

Ruby: Hey, guys, where did we even find this spaceship? It's made out of cardboard.

Gelatin: I don't know! I think a friend donated it to me.

Bubble: Well, which friend?

Gelatin: Hmm, don't remember. Probably not important.

(In Blocky's commercial)

Blocky: Hey guys, for a prank, build a really shabby rocket out of cardboard, give it to your rival team, then, as they fly towards the sun, watch them burn slowly and painfully! Check it out. 3, 2, 1......huh?

(Have Nots screaming)

Announcer: This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.

(The logo is on fire)

Spongy: I just wanted to tell them that my rocket wasn't able to resist heat.

Balloony: WOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Spongy: Oh, hey, Balloony! What are you doing here?

(Back in Earth)

Four: Wow! X's aloe vera is even taller than me! Looks like X's problems are solved!

X: My problems are NOT solved!

Four: And it's all because of the Have Nots' deadly sun laser, so their team wins! The Have Cots lose, so their team members are up for elimination! And whoever gets the most votes is safe, and the one with the fewest votes gets eliminated!

X: SUNBURN!

Cary Huang: "It's up to you to pick one of the six members you wanna save the most. Who do you like? Type a letter and square brackets and put a comment on this video. And whoever gets the least of those votes is getting the boot!"

Micheal Huang: "You better vote for the right person!"

Cary Huang: "Yeah, that will take us to our final 11. Anyways, thanks for watching. If you consider subscribing, unless you don't have to, I'll see you later."

Micheal Huang: "Thank you!"

Cary Huang: There's too much hand waving.

Micheal Huang: Yeah.

(Credits/Epilgue)

X: Four, there's still something very wrong about this situation.

Four: Oh, really? Well, that could be next week's challenge!

X: AWWWW!

(In BRB)

Spongy and Balloony: WOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHH! AHHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHH! / AHHHHHHHHH OHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! OHHH! OHH! OHHHHHH! AHHHH!

(To be continued in BRB 2: Bye-Bye Spongy)