BFB 28: B.F.B. = Back From Beginning

X: Grr! Grr! Mm! Mm!

Leafy: Nothing can go wrong, X, you got this! [X manages to recover a distorted Purple Face.]

Purple Face: [corrupted voice] Oh, look! I'm da-ba-ba-ba-back to normal! So, what do you guys think? Do I look perfect? Perfect?

Leafy: Okay, about what I said about nothing going possibly wrong—

X: I got ya! [snaps the corrupted Purple Face away] Bye for now, Purply Boy.

Four: Nice try, little buddy! Recovering isn't an easing thing to lend overnight.

X: Can you please just respawn the co-host?

Four: I told you, if you want the purple one, you have to do it yourself!

Flower: You know, Four and X being so willy-nilly silly with their new co-co-host is making me nervous.

Leafy: Really? How so?

Flower: Well, I have this really faint memory that long ago, [furiously] someone really powerful hated the idea of competitions having three hosts!

Gelatin: WHAAAAAT? That's crazy, I think you're making that up!

Flower: No! For real, apparently too many hosts is a sign that the structure of a competition that's falling apart.

Leafy: I mean, girls got a point! We've been relocating a lot lately, and there was the whole Profily fiasco.

Gelatin: Whoa, that's true. But still, someone powerful? Flower, that's sounds silly. [a piece of paper lands on him] It's a message!

Flower: What does it say?

Gelatin: "Come outside." That's not scary at all.

Flower: Weird. So the roof breaks just like that, and whoever left the letter dropped it through the roof, but they want us to meet them outside? What's going on?

Gelatin: [impressed] Ooh! Maybe someone wanted to make a grand entrance?

Flower: The only one around here who is allowed to make a grand entrance is me! [enters out the door] Hello? Who's out there? Also, I have no respect for this forced grand entrance you're trying to pull off. [to Announcer, distancely] One, because I'm jealous you came up with the idea first, and two, I'll think of a second point later.

Flower: [exclaiming] So, come on out and rest assured, regardless of who it is, and won't have any sort of reaction.

Announcer: [holding up a finger] Hey guys, I'm back.

Flower: [shocked] wwwwHAAAaaaaAAAAaaaa?!

[Intro.]

Announcer: Leafy, hello!

Leafy: [relieved] Box man! Where have you been, my friend?

Announcer: We can talk about that later. [to Four] I want to know what happened to my show.

Four: [to Announcer, polite] I took over it in your absence, and I might say, I've done an amazing job.

Announcer: Well, you might say that, but you'd be wrong.

X: Oh yeah? Name one thing we did badly.

Announcer: [serious] Okay, X. You quit hosting for a round. 40 contestants quit the game. There is a purple nuisance you can't get rid of. People keep interfering with the show. You even let of them join the game. [obsessed] You've lost all control.

X: [harsh] I asked for only one thing, so technically, we came out on top, there.

Announcer: [grateful] Whatever. Good thing I'm back now. So, Final Four, it's time for Cake at Stake.

Four: [scrolls up to the Announcer, fierce] Excuse me? What do you think is happening here?

Announcer: Shush. Sheesh. Anyway, final four—

Four: [grabs the Announcer, frusturated.] Get out of here!!!

Announcer: [warned] Be careful.

Four: [throws him away] This is my show, now!!!

Leafy: [oppressed] Hey, Four! Cut it out!

[The Announcer saves himself by doing hitting himself back.]

Announcer: Ouch. Don't do that again.

Flower: [bossy] Be careful with him! He's fragile! I would know, I've bitten him before. Wanna see?

Announcer: [worried] Please don't do it.

Four: Okay, X. I need ideas, and I need them quickly!

X: Um... okay, how about, a big building, like a hotel, but for food, so we have-

Four: [trying to get his attention] Not a random idea! I need an idea for the Announcer stuff going on!

X: [surprised] There's Announcer stuff going on? Whoops! I should pay attention more.

Four: [furiously] He's taking his show back! If he takes it, [scared] that's 3 years of work down the drain!

X: [determined] Okay, Four, I think might have a sneaky idea up my sleeve. [laughs like a villain] I think it's flawless! [to Announcer, mean] Hey, Announcer! Go away now, dork! [upset] Sorry, for calling you a dork. I'm just trying to act forceful.

Announcer: [to X] No, I'm staying.

X: OK, Four, I didn't want to have to resort to this, but I have one final idea!

Four: And what's that?

X: Panic. [wails]

[X screams everywhere as an emergency siren sound effect plays.]

Four: [furiously] THIS ISN'T HELPING! NOT HELPING!

X: Okay, wait. How about this?

[X grunts harder and harder until he successfully recovered Purple Face.]

Four: [surprised] Wow, X, you did it! Amazing work! [to Purple Face] Okay, Purply Dude, get rid of the Announcer! Do your worst!

Purple Face: I've got the winning formula right here! [classy] I'll get rid of the Announcer with a simple freestyle rap. Drop a beat, Gelatin!

Gelatin: [beatboxes to prepare for the song's vocals]

Purple Face: Yo, I'm Purple Face, and I'm here to say—

Announcer: [flings him] Goodbye.

Gelatin: Whoa, where'd you send him?

Announcer: [the words I.D.K. appear on top of the screen] I. D. K.

Gelatin: Oh, haha, is that some box somewhere that involves an acronym?

Announcer: [serious] No, I just don't know where he went.

Gelatin: [forgotten] Oop. Okay.

Announcer: [to Four] You see how easy it was to get rid of the purple thing, Four?

Four: [serious] Trust me, he'll be back. But look, it doesn't matter. [relieved] These guys have grown attached to me!

[The contestants start talking to the Announcer.]

Four: You... [realizes they haven't at all] actually, I guess they haven't.

X: Four, are you okay?

Four: Announcer was right. We lost all control.

X: Four, it'll be okay.

Four: [to the Announcer, mean] BUT, in the end, this show is mine!

Four: So it's time for you to leave. You can't make this show without me!

Announcer: Wanna bet?

Four: [evily] Just watch this. I'll be a constant presence! You'll NEVER get rid of me!

[Four melts into a constant presence, transforming to become the desert himself.]

Four: [demonic voice] *maniacal laugh as Four's inner soul takes over* I'll be here forever!

Gelatin: [sees that the dirt is blue] Ooh, what's this, blue dirt?

[Gelatin feels infected by the dirt's poison.]

Gelatin: Guys, don't eat the dirt... [coughs violently] it's not worth it.

X: Four? What just happened? FOUR!

Gelatin: [disgusted] What happened is I swallowed blue dirt. And— [gulps vomit] —it wasn't good!

X: [serious] When I asked "what happened", I was referring to my friend sinking into the Earth! Not your weird dirty eating thing you did. [pause for 1 second, then X complained one more time] I'm angry!

Announcer: [to the contestants] Well, Final Four, it's time for Cake at Stake. But also, since I missed most of this season, I want to introduce a new twist: we're bringing teams back.

[Everyone gasps with BFDI mouths.]

Announcer: You'll all be a team of four, fighting for individual immunity.

Flower: [confused] W-w-w-wait, what's the point of that?

Announcer: Because I want to feel included in this season. This decision is all mine.

Gelatin: That's weird, but I dig it! [to Teardrop and Leafy] Since we're all part of the alliance Lollipop founded, we should all pay tribute to her! [the screen zooms up into the clouds, then Gelatin shouts] Let's call our team, "The Newbie Alliance"!!

(The Newbie Alliance intro plays.)

Announcer: Very good, Newbie Alliance. But before one of you is eliminated, I would like to show Purple Face how a real host performs a theme song. [the screen zooms into him] Hit it.

[INTRO MUSIC]

[A rap beat begins to play.]

Announcer: [dances around and does a backflip across the sky and lands on the ground.]

Welcome everybody, to Cake at Stake.

After this cermony, this alliance will break.

But not to worry, as the rest of you will be in the finals,

and that means the game will be in the finals.

[Music stops.]

Flower: [confused] Wait, did you just rhyme "finals", with "finals"?

Announcer: Today's cake is a gold medal. You'll get a gold medal if you're safe. Teardrop won immunity last round, so she gets a gold medal. Fling.

[The Announcer flings the Gold Medal to Teardrop.]

Leafy: [surprised] High five, Teardrop!

Announcer: Gelatin is safe with 19,292 votes. Here's your gold medal.

Gelatin: Thank you, Speakery! [interested] Wait, why is my gold medal cut in half?

Announcer: I only had two gold medals, so I had to make do. Now it's down to Flower and Leafy. Oh, deja vu.

Leafy: [voice breaking] Oh my gosh, Flower! How could this happen to us?

Flower: I better not get out in the final 4 again, I'm not against BITING you again, Speakery!

Announcer: Eep! Well, good for me, because Flower is safe with 14,462 votes. Leafy is eliminated with 11,213 votes.

Leafy: [voice breaking, yet again] NO! Not again! Oh gosh, I don't wanna go in that scary BRB thing!

Announcer: Lucky for you, you won't have to, as we're going to need the eliminated contestants to help for the final challenge. [scoots over to X] Hello, you.

X: [sighs] What do you want?

Announcer: The contestants in the BRB. Can you snap them back for me?

X: [sighs] Okay. [snaps]

Announcer: Thank you. [Sticks out his robot arm and pats X] Pat. Pat.

[The contestants teleport back to the ground from the BRB.]

Loser: Huh? What's this gray box thing? Where's Four?

Firey: [amazed] Oh my spark! The speaker box is back!

Profily: Hello announcery-fo-founcery!

Announcer: [proud] Hello, Profily. So Leafy, you'll be joining the eliminated contestants in their role of helping in the challenge.

Firey: Aw, shucks! You got eliminated, Leafy? I'm so sorry to hear that!

Leafy: Thanks, Firey. I'm sure it'll be okay!

Gelatin: So, uh what's the final challenge, box-ster?

Announcer: Well, considering this is the final challenge of BFB, it's a combination of all the previous contests. The first person to complete all the contests in order wins immunity. If you die, you'll have to start all over again. X, can you handle the recovery?

X: Hmm.

Announcer: Please?

X: Since you've asked so nicely!

Announcer: Okay. Luckily you and Four barely used up the budget this season, so we have enough money to part for props from through the whole season. [typing] Okay, guys, it's all purchased and ready. [the G and O high five each other as the Announcer says "Go"]

(Episode 1: Getting Teardrop To Talk - Go Get a Basket)
[The contestants rush to their baskets.]

Gelatin: Here you go!

X: Hooray!

Flower: Same here!

X: Hooray! [Teardrop runs by as she gives him a basket.] Woah, be gentle, but thank you!

(Episode 2: Free someone out of the jawbreakers)
Flower: [begins licking, realizes] Hey, who's inside here, anyway?

Announcer: It's Firey.

Flower: Firey? My friend? I'm coming, buddy! [starts licking again] Lilililililililili

Teardrop: [smashes the basket into the jaw breaker to free Leafy out]

Leafy: Woah! Why, hello!

Gelatin: Oh! I remember Saw saying Dora smashed her head against the jawbreaker.

[Gelatin keeps smashing his head on the jawbreaker repeatedly until he hurts himself.]

Gelatin: [pained] Bad idea! [faints]

Flower: Wait, Teardrop, what about our alliance?

[Teardrop ignores her.]

Flower: [growling] Her! [licking]

X: [recovers X] Go get a basket.

Gelatin: [does as told] Here!

X: [grateful] Thanks!

Episode 3/4 (Swing Around/Depict Four)
''[Teardrop goes on the swing in challenge three. She returns with a Four sack in challenge four.]''

Gelatin: You know what? I'm just gonna do what Teardrop did. Sorry about the basket, X!

[Gelatin frees Bubble out.]

Bubble: Yoylecake!

Flower: WAIT! Slow down! [starts licking over and over]

Gelatin: Aw, dangit! My team never figured this out!

Flower: [frees Firey out] Finally!!

Flower and Gelatin Scene
Gelatin: Hmm. How do I do this?

Flower: [exhausted] Gelatin! Push my swing, and help me win the challenge! And then I'll do the same for you.

Gelatin: [rough] Fine!

(Episode 5: Throw your paper airplane as long as possible)
Teardrop: [throws a paper airplane to the finish]

Gelatin: How do I depict Four properly?

Flower: There's already a plush here. I'm just gonna pick it up -- and place it back down. [Submission table dings]

Flower: [surprised] Yo! It worked!

Gelatin: [laughing] I'm gonna cheat as well!

(Episode 6: Take the twinkle)
Ruby: For this challenge, you just have to take the twinkle from me, and then give back to me.

[Teardrop gets the twinkle.]

Ruby: [forgot] Now, I was instructed to make this hard for you, but I want the twinkle back. [delighted] So give it back, buddy!

[Teardrop gives Ruby back the twinkle.]

Ruby: [full of excitement] Yay! I'm all twinkly again! Go on to the next challenge!

(Episode 7: Pick Loser in his Liar Ball and put him in a crater)
Loser: [uncomfortable] Why am I in here, again?

Teardrop: [throws him in the pit.]

Loser: [tired] Nice goal! I'm lonely.

(Episode 8: Answer questions from the Announcer)
Announcer: Welcome to the quiz. What is my favorite way to experience nature?

[Teardrop worries.]

Announcer: That was correct. In complete silence was the answer. You may continue.

(Episode 9: Throw the ball into the hoop)
Teardrop: [shoots the ball]

What's My Favorite Number?
Announcer: What is my favorite number?

Flower: It's five!

Announcer: Hello, Gelatin. What is my favorite number?

Gelatin: It's five!

Announcer: [changes his mind] Nope.

Gelatin: [shocked] What?!

Announcer: My mind is constantly changing. Right now, I have a fascination with the number 362.

Gelatin: [concentrating] Uh, okay, 362, then?

Announcer: Nope. I have a fascination about that number, but it, ha-ha, certainly is not my favorite.

Gelatin: [serious] Sigh. Okay. I'll just start from the beginning. Is it 1?

Announcer: No.

Gelatin: 2?

Announcer: No.

(Episode 10: Make Four)
[Teardrop brings one from the previous challenge in episode 4.]

(Episode 11: Make it up in 500 steps)
Flower: Ooh, the stairs contest! And Teardrop's just up there! [focused] I'm still in this.

Teardrop: [presses the button, runs back down but suddenly gets caught by Flower.]

Flower: Ha! Yes! I knew I'd catch up here! TD, your lead in this challenge is o-

[Flower gets pushed off.]

X: Go get a basket.

Flower: [angry] Oh my gardener! Fine.

Gelatin: [unsatisfied] ...102?

Announcer: No.

(Episode 12: Guess the impostor.)
Balloony: Uh, guess which one is me, I guess.

Teardrop: [points at Balloony]

Balloony: [bored] Yeah, it's pretty impossible to mess this up. [delighted] Go on through, Teardrop!

(Episode 13-14: Dig a deep hole.)
Teardrop: [takes an emerald from underground...]

(Episode 15: Go to Four.)
Teardrop: [...and jumps over a pit.]

It Has Changed, Once Again
Gelatin: [thinking] ...23,596?

Announcer: No.

Flower: Finally! I'm back here!

Announcer: Guess my favorite number, Flower. Hint -- it has changed.

Flower: I don't know. 2,357?

Announcer: Yes. That is correct. You may continue.

Gelatin: Finally! It's 2,357, then.

Announcer: It has changed, once again.

Gelatin: UGH!!!

(Episode 16: Don't quit BFB and switch to TPOT)
X: For this challenge, you need to prove that you won't quit our show.

Teardrop: [shakes her head]

X: [angry] You want to quit our show? Even after what happened to Four today?!

Teardrop: [arm flapping]

X:  And now you don't even CARE?! '''

[X ultra zaps Teardrop into dust and recovers him in the first challenge.]

X: Go get a basket.

Teardrop: [facepalms]

Am I Gray?
Gelatin: ''[scratches his head.]' 4,632?

Announcer: Still no.

Gelatin: Can I at least have a new question?

Announcer: Oh, okay. Am I gray?

Gelatin: [thinking] Uh, yes?

Announcer: Very good. You may now continue on.

Gelatin: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! But also, thank you. Bye!

Flower Stays
X: For this challenge, you need to prove that you won't quit our show.

Flower: Okay, I won't quit.

X: Okay! On you go!

(Episode 17: Go get X back)
Flower: But, X is right back there! [brings him closer to the sign]

X: Hooray!

(Episode 18: Knock the towers down)
Flower: [knocks the towers down with the bowling ball]

The Wrong Answer
Balloony: Just guess which one of us is actually me. Really difficult, I know.

[Gelatin chooses Blocky.]

Balloony: [to Gelatin, angrily] Gelatin, I would like to sit down with you and have a good lunch and ask how could you POSSIBLY THINK THAT WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER!!!

(Episode 19: Plant some aloe vera)
Flower: [throws a plant]

X: For this challenge, you need to prove that you won't quit our show.

Teardrop: [shakes her head]

X: How dare you!

(Episode 20: Cool X Down)
X: [starts burning] Help! I'm burning! The audience didn't really like this last time! [Flower throws an ice bucket on him] Yay, I'm saved! Now, I just need to be back on fire for the others again. [snaps fingers, then he is on fire again] Aah! I'm back on fire again! Why'd I do this, this is very painful!!

(Episode 21: Give Woody a present)
Flower: Hey, Woody! Here's a plushie! You a fan of these?

Woody: Yeah! Thank you!

(Episode 22: Find X's bags)
X: Hope no one takes this bag from me!

Lollipop: Ha! I'll be taking that.

X: Help! Somebody took my bag! Do you know who it is, Flower?

Flower: That was clearly Lollipop.

X: [surprised] Wow! Congratulations Flower, or should I say, Detective Flower, if anything else goes missing, I'll put you right on the case. Keep going!

Flower: Haha!

(Episode 23: Free Purple Face out of the jail cage)
Flower: Bit hard to do when he's gone.

Purple Face: Don't worry, I, Purple Bro, has taken his place!

Flower: I don't care about that. How do I get you out of there?

Purple Face: Teehee! It's a secret!

Flower: [doomed] Why! I didn't see how this was done the first time! This is unfair.

Gelatin: Oh, I remember this one! This is easy!

Flower: My gosh. You caught up awfully quick.

Gelatin: [experienced] That's why they call me Speedy Gelatin! Well, they don't, but, I'm holding hope it catches on.

(Episode 24: Throw a party.)
Gelatin: [opens the cage] I win! Onto the next challenge, whe-hee! Eh, whatever. [throws some sand] There. Good enough.

Flower: Wha- that's not a party, come on!

[Teardrop throws some sand likes Gelatin did.]

Flower: Oh my gosh, you too, TD?

(Episode 25: Find a totem)
Gelatin: Got to find a totem, TD. There's a cave right here, let's go! [jumps up the stairs] Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Flower: There, I threw an actual party for the Announcer. Let's go! [zooms to Episode 25] Ooh, the totem challenge again, huh? Well, last time, I just found a rock, [picks up the rock] and that got me the win. So I guess that's fine for me to do here, too!

[Gelatin and Teardrop walk through.]

Gelatin: Oh great! There's of totems, Teadster!

[They grab them]

Gelatin: Let's skedaddle out of here! [they run outside, but they see that Flower did the rock trick again.] Gosh dangit, Flower did the rock trick again! We're so stupid!

(Episode 26: Eliminate Profily)
Loser: Welcome! For this challenge, you need to eliminate Profily.

Flower: Um, Loser, I thought I already knocked you into a goal. Whatever, that doesn't matter. Profily, you are eliminated!

Profily: Oh jeez! Can this day get any worse?

Loser: Wow! You eliminated them, I guess. Go win the challenge, Flower. The oven is right ahead! [Gelatin and Teardrop arrive] Hello, the both of you! For this challenge—

Teardrop: [yeets Profily]

Profily: AH! This day can't get worse, it did! Somebody help me!!

Loser: Well, I guess that works too. Okay! You guys are good to head to the oven! Good luck!

(Episode 27: Climb up the ladder)
Taco: So I believe this challenge has been simplified from the last round. All you have t-

Spongy: All you have to do is climb up the ladders over here, and climb straight out the top of the oven.

Taco: [serious] I was preparing that speech all day!

Spongy: Yup. And I stole it!

Flower: Are those ladders secured to the ground? They don't look that safe.

Gelatin: I don't care. That's why they call me, "Danger Gelatin"!

Flower: Wasn't it, "Speedy Gelatin"? [TD dashes off] TD! Come back here!

''[The contestants climb neck and neck.]'

Gelatin: TD, as actual members of the alliance, let's knock Flower off this ladder. One of has to win!

Flower: [gets pinched] Ow! TD, stop! You've already betrayed me in this oven before! Leave me alone! [the ladders shake] Huh? I'm losing control! Watch out, guys! [the ladders fall] Oh my petal! Bye, guys! [climbs up to the top]

[Flower is up at the oven door.]

Flower: Oh my gosh! I've done it!

Announcer: Congratulations, Flower, you win— Flower: [amazed] I won BFB? Oh my gardener!

Announcer: —immunity into the final two.

Flower: What?! [responsible] I thought it was a final 3 again, and there was a challenge.

Announcer: Well, you thought wrong. Gelatin and Teardrop are both up for elimination, you each get one moment to tell the viewers why you should stay in the game. Teardrop, you first.

Teardrop: [flaps her arms]

Announcer: Thank you. Now your turn, Gelatin.

Gelatin: Alright, so I think—

Announcer: Thank you.

Gelatin: What?

Announcer: I told you would get one moment. You used it all up. So viewers, voters, haters, trolls and flamers,

Michael Huang: Vote to save a contestant one final time by typing A or B in square brackets. The one with fewer votes is out. Then, subscribe to this channel to see BFB 29 the moment it comes out. The [UNDISCLOSED] plush is here. He's a little over [REDACTED] inches tall. The link to order him is [CENSORED]. Now, if you want to learn to animate like BFB, check out Object Animators Toolbox. We've got the link to that, too. My name's Michael, and I'll see you in the second-to-last episode of BFB.

Stinger
Announcer: Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.

Taco: Talking box, are you buying some random crud for the show's budget?

Announcer: We have so much money. It doesn't matter. Here, let me show you.

Flower: [surprised] Oh wow! Some random investor gave my fashion line $50,000! I should be able to open an actual store with this money!

Taco: [serious] Okay, now you're just be reckless with the budget now.

Announcer: Oh, be quiet!

Taco: I'm not letting you do this, boxer! I'm telling X right now— [gets zapped]

Announcer: That should take care of that.

X: [worried] Four? Hello? Are you coming back soon? Four? Four?

[The piano notes of the BFB intro (Sad Version) play.]