BFB 25: The Tweested Temple

Leafy: Oh my tree! It's Flower's Announcer Crusher!

Firey: Oh no! I'm sure Flower turned off that voice-enabled pulverize command!

Firey: Pulverize Command!!!

Announcer: Pulverize Command detected.

Leafy and Firey: AAAAAAAAAAA——

(They both get crushed.)

Lollipop: And that's why MY plan could've gone so perfect, Woody. Everyone laughed, and no one got hurt. Wouldn't you agree that's why all plans do, Woody?

Woody: ... *gulp!*

Lollipop: Uh, don't GULP, Woody. It makes you look suspicous.

Four: It's Cake at Stake Time! *gets slapped by Gelatin* OW!

Gelatin: It's Brake at Flake!

Four: Did I just get slapped by this wiry-looking, 2-pixel wide, snaps like a twig, noodle arm?

(INTRO ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!)

Four: All right, you final seven contestants! You know the drill. Whoever of you got the fewest votes from viewers will be exterminated! Lollipop, Flower, and Gelatin got immunity, so they're safe.

Flower: That's cool, but what's our prize for being safe? And why are you standing on Firey's Ferris Wheel?

Four: It's cause Firey's stand uses this handy despenser that I can use to despense your prize, is either water or lava!

(Four pours the lava on them.)

Flower: Hooray! So refreshing!

Gelatin: Ew! I'm ULTRA soggy now!

Lollipop: Hmm, the water didn't wash off the scribble on my face.

Four: Next, Leafy is safe with 2749 votes!

(He pours the lava.)

Lollipop: Hey, Four. Leafy died.

Four: Oh! Really?

Lollipop: Yeah. Right before Woody gulped... seems kinda 'sus' to me.

Four: Alright I'll bring back Leafy!

Leafy: (gets recovered) —AAAAAAAAAAAA

Four: Teardrop is also safe with 3675 votes!

Teardrop: (joyful)

Gelatin: Oh my collageon! Congrats, Teardrop!

Four: Now it's down to Firey and Woody! So who leave the show?

Lollipop: mmmmmmmmmmm.....
Four: Firey—

Woody: Ahhhh!

Four: —is eliminated at 12,705 votes.

Woody: (sighs of relief)

(Woody safe.)

Lollipop: Firey's dead.

Four: Alright!

Firey: NOOOO, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Leafy: WAIT!

(Leafy snatches Firey!)

Leafy: (so worried) Oh, man, Fireball! I can't believe I caused you to not get the prize you already wanted! Twice now.

Gelatin: And an episode 25 reference, too.

Leafy: Shush!

Firey: Oh, psh! Don't worry about that. I don't care about no island, or no BFB screen, I'm glad we can finally be on good terms again!

Leafy: Really?

Firey: Yeah!

Leafy: For sure?

Gelatin: Definetly.

Leafy: Awesome! Wait?

Gelatin: Huh?

Leafy: Gelatin! You're not supposed to be in the conversation!

Firey: Nah he can be in it.

Gelatin: Hooray!

Leafy: Oh, no!

Gelatin: What?

Leafy: My arms are getting tired!

Gelatin: Oof.

Leafy: (lets go) Bye, Firey!

Firey: Bye Leafyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

(rip firey for a thousand years 2010-2020, crying in pain.)

Flower: I wonder where these stairs lead?

Four: Use your eyes, Flower! They lead into the temple!

Flower: Oh, right!

Gelatin: How did you not notice that, Flower?

Four: Anyway, a quiet whisper has spoken in my ear that- Wait, what did you say?

X: (grabs a microphone, and then yells really loudly) There are six totems inside the archaic temple. Two are harmless, but Four are cursed.

Four: Yeah. That's why a quiet whisper told me, also, did you just say that Four is cursed?

X: Yeah. I would say that you were blessed.

Four: Time to despawn you!

(X is dead.)

Four: Anyway, each of you must go into the temple. Find one totem, and return it to me! If it's cursed, you'll be up for elimination! Go!

Gelatin: Oh my gumdrop! It's so spacious in here! And, moist.

Flower: Moist? Meaning this temple is soaked with, vomit?

Gelatin: What, ew! No! Why would you—?!

Flower: Looks like my vomit repelling sweater, will come, in, HANDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!, anyone else want to try one?

Everyone Else: Gelatin, Lollipop, Woody, Leafy, and Teardrop: NO! (except for Teardrop)

Flower: Ugh, fine.

Everyone: AAAAAAA

Purple Face: I'll be your tour guide for this temple.

Everyone: Oh.

Lollipop: Pfft. How can you claim to be an expert of this temple if you were locked in a box for eight years?

Purple Face: Our purple alliegiance, IS OVER!

Lollipop: Didn't know we even had one!

Purple Face: Okay, follow me into the sideroom.

(The contestants follow him.)

Purple Face: Welcome to this room. It's called the duh- rectangely? brownish? —Room!

Lollipop: Yeah, I'm not dealing with THAT drivel for another minute!

Lollipop: And I'll take my alliance sidekick thingy... with me, too.

Gelatin: Ooh! So we're going rogue?

Lollipop: I suppose.

Gelatin: (Spanish accent) This sounds awesome! But first: let me add Teardrop to the squad, (puts Teardrop right next to Lollipop, English accent) 'cause she's a homie!

Lollipop: I always appreciate the ones who walk the walk instead of talking the talk.

Purple Face: So, yes! This room was built in the year, 2,763! Mm-hmm. Wha— *gasps* WHA?! I just lost... HAVE of my clientele?!  (Purple Face crying: What?!)

Flower: Oh my gardener, that's a totem! (it rolls away) Wh- Hey! (Purple Face crying) Why did they do this to my beauty?! Oh why?! That's it! They'll pay for what they've done! (Flower gets mad) Stop toppling away, from me! GRR! (chases it)

Purple Face: It's... so.... SAD!!!!!!

(Purple Face crying)

Purple Face: Should we continue the tour?

Leafy: Uh, sure! Alright.

Purple Face: Okay! Right this way then! Feast your eyes on this room! Which experts called it the- "Slightly Smaller Rectangely Brownish Room"? (gasps) Oh! And it looks like a lot of vines grow here! Pretty! Ooh!

Flower: (panting, frustrated)

Gelatin: Snatch!

Flower: Huh!!

Gelatin: Ha, the totem's mine now! (runs back to Four, taps him)

Four: Huh?

Gelatin: Here's my totally not cursed totem, Four!

Four: (disgusted) That totem is OBVIOUSLY FILLED WITH VOMIT!

Four: (mad) Which means, Gelatin, not only you are cursed with evil spirits for a thousand years, YOU ARE ALSO UP FOR ELIMINATION!!!!!

(Flames burning up.)

Purple Face: Alright, that was the end of my tour!

Leafy: But, Purpley Head?

Purple Face: What!

Leafy: You only showed us three rooms.

Purple Face: So?

Leafy: That's only 1% of the temple, according to my map.

Purple Face: (groaning) Why don't you just— (grabs his totems) —take these totems, as a thank you for coming, and get out OF THE TEMPLE!?!

(Purple Face kicks them, and his leg is shown!)

(Leafy and Woody fall on the floor with their totems.)

Four: Ooh, it's my friendos Leafy and Woody! Nice totems! (grabs them) Wait, where these from Purple Face?

Leafy: Right.

Four: Purple Face is the most cursed creature on the planet! You two are DEFINETLY both up for elimination!!!

Lollipop: So, Water Droplet, Gelatin tells me that you're an awesome go with the flow kind of person.

Teardrop: (nods.)

Lollipop: We should use omosis to help get fit in our alliance.

Lollipop: Oh, look a dumb old shrine. These things bore me. (noticed) Oh. I think the symbol means, the first one is cursed and the other one's blessed?

Teardrop: (typing)

Lollipop: Woah, Teardrop? Are you trying to figure which one is blessed?

Teardrop:.

Lollipop: Maybe we shouldn't.

Teardrop: (questioning)?

Lollipop: Even if we do figure out who is the right one or which is which, then what? who should we take the other one is cursed, and the other one is blessed?

Teardrop: (thinks.)

Lollipop: Your plans are coming along swimmingly. And that's great!

Lollipop: BUT... if we decide which is which, deciding who gets the right one could tear our new alliance apart! You know?

Teardrop: She thinks for a second.

(Then she nods, putting on a blindfold.)

Lollipop: Yes. Yes. Let's choose the totems randomly. Fate, only you could determine our destinies! (chooses it) Got mine! (they come out)

Four: Wow, what an expected entry but Teardrop, since you've won, you got the blessed totem! And Lollipop, since you lost you get the cursed totem!

Lollipop: Whatever. It was what fate decreed.

Woody: Wah wah!

Leafy: Huh? What's that?

Woody: Wah wah!

Leafy: Woody wants to know who's still in the temple.

Four: It's that monstrosity who wears those ugly sweaters!

(Flower dances to the music all around the temple.)

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

Gelatin: Where's Flower? What's taking her so long? I wanted to go home already!

Flower: (panting) Here is my totem. Four, it took me FOREVER to find it!

Four: Flower please, this is a rock!

Flower: So?!

Four: This rock is identical to the rocks into the entrance of the temple!

Flower: Er, so?

Four: How did that take you 73 days to find?!

Flower: Uh...

Four: Well, this rock isn't cursed, so you you win!

Flower: Oh, really? Hooray!

Micheal Huang: Flower may be safe, but these guys are at your mercy. You watching this video, vote who should stay by typing their letter between square brackets and posting it as a comment. My name is Michael, and thank you so much for subscribing. I've got some awesome news, right now as I'm filming this, I've just finished the last chapter of Object Animator's Toolbox. If you've wanted to make your own object show and level up in Adobe Animate, check out the link in the description. It's over 90 minutes of densely animated material, and soon there'll be even more. Thank you so much for watching, take it easy, and see you in BFB 26.

(Credits/Stinger)

Purple Face: Huh? Hello? Why aren't there no more customers at my tour? Aw. (pulls out a tablet) I guess I better get advertising.

(BRB contestants screaming.)

Ruby: Ew. Gross, another ad for a temple tour? Blocked.