Big Rotating Building 2: Hooray, Bubble

Bubble: Oh my bubble blower! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!

(Best of Bubble)

Bubble: Oh, I'm afraid my alliance has changed lately.

Bubble: Actually, Lightning... do what you think is right!

Pencil: We're gonna demote you from member... to bember.

Bubble: Oh, noio!

Bubble: Wait, Lightning! You can't zap Fanny!

Pencil: Bubble! You wouldn't let others down by breaking the alliance, wouldn't you? Bember?

(Slow motion)

Pencil: (slow) Beeeeeeeemmmbbbeeeeeeeeer?

Bubble: Oh, no!

(He zaps him.)

Bubble: (cries)

X: Actually, Fanny is safe! (hands cake to Fanny, he destroys it by his blades)

Four: Fanny is safe with 560 votes.

Match: Wait, that means...

Four: With 3,578 votes! Pencil is eliminated!

X: That's the biggest ever! Oh, yeah!

Pencil: Quick, Match! Activate the elimination prevention PLAAAAAAAAAAA---

(Pencil gets sucked up into Four. He blinks.)

Match: Like, what do we do when Pencil gets eliminated?

Bubble: I don't remember. Wait, oh right! That's what alternates are for!

Match: But Book and Ice Cube are on a different team now! Also they're dead.

Bubble: Everyone, stop licking! I think I can see Ice Cube inside!

Ice Cube: Yay!

Four: iance is safe!

Match: Wait, isn't Ice Cube on another alliance away from our team!

Bubble: Come on, Ice Cube! Stay with us!

Match: Yeah! We have a perfect spot for you!

Bubble: Hey, Match? Can I talk alliance stuff with you?

Match: No, Bubble. Let's just get this thing into use.

Fanny: I HATE FULCRUMS!

Bottle: Well as long as elimination doesn't mean dying but we're still successfully preventing death!

Bubble: Oh, noio!

Bottle: (Bubble pops) And Bubble is dead!

Bubble: Oof!

Match: Hey, Bubble? Like, let's do a staring contest!

Bubble: Oh, okay.

(They do a staring contest)

Pen: What's that noise?

Tree: Remember Death PACT, keep your eyes closed!

Pen: But, I gotta know what that... sound is...

(They stare at him.)

Pen: DUAGHHHHHH!!!! (gets the twinkle) Dang it!

Match: Bubble, did you seriously did not like know what the anwser was frooba dwooba?

Snowball: Yeah! What the flake was that?

Bubble: I-I didn't know what answer was!

Match: Geez. This is like unacceptable. Try harder, Bub. Or else your bembership is danger.

Bubble: Yes mam, understood!

Donut: Question two... (Match stares at Bubble...) Queeky beeky... floop floop? (Bubble gasps! He presses the button.) Bubble? (Bubble is worried and looks at Match, which is she is apalled. She looks at Snowball, which he is also apalled.)

Bubble: Uh, zop zap?

Donut: (gasps)

Bubble: Phew!

Firey: (laughing) That's such a silly answer "ZOP-ZAP"!!! (laughing)

Donut: Yeah, Bubble? That's wrong.

Match: BUBBLE! You are so untrustworthy, you are not part of the bembership status. You are like, really demoted to be a BEMB. (slow) BEMB.

(Bubble screaming.)

Bubble: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bubble: Oh, I know this one! Summer! (presses it, silence) Huh? Hello? (presses it again) Summer! Summer! SUMMER! SUMMER!!!

Match: Hey, Bubble! I-

Bubble: Hmm!

Match: Where's X? I need Bubble back!

Fanny: Just stop pretending to care about her.

Match: Be quiet, Fanny! You don't like know what you're talk-

Cloudy: I was capable of X's knowing.

Match: Bubble! (she ignores her)

Bubble: Match! What has gotten into you lately?

Match: Bubble! Finally you're ready to talk to me. I'm like, sorry for lying. None of us knew those quiz answers.

Bubble: But why did you demote me?

Match: Pencil's not around, so somebody had to like, fill in. You like understand right?

Bubble: Why'd you keep thinking that would help?

Match: Bubble, we need a team leader or-

Bubble: Or what?! WE'LL LOSE?! WHY DO YOU THINK FRIENDSHIP HURTS PEOPLE EVERY TIME?! Last time we had Pencil in episode one! We hurt Fanny! And then we lost that challenge! And in episode eight, we only survived because Stapy cheated. And then you hurt me.

Match: I can demote you back to a-

Bubble: That's meaningless! When I struggle, I don't need a team leader! I don't need Pencil! I needed you.

Match: Okay, I'm sorry for like trying to be someone else.

Bubble: Thanks for the apology, but I can't forgive you as fast.

Match: Eh- .......okay.

(Match gets eliminated.)

Bubble: Match, wait!

(Match gets sucked up)

(Bubble is sad.)

Bubble: This is MY fault! I didn't want her to be eliminated, I just want her to be assertive!

Fanny: You don't need her!

Bubble: Yes I do! She's my best friend. What if... what if this happened BECAUSE I don't forgive her?! I can't let this happen to anyone else! Ruby, I forgive you for trying to support me!

Ruby: Uh...

(BFB 13 to 22)

Bubble: And you're back in one piece!

Fanny: Not mentally!

Bubble: Well, Ice Cube is on a different team so I guess she can't help us even if she is on our alliance.

Bubble: Let her do what she wants.

Bubble: Ruby! Digging with shovels is faster than with teeth!

Bubble: (lifting Spongy) I am, but I can't hold for much longer! I'M GONNA POP!

Flower: And holy avid! There is another team about to land on her!

Ruby: Hmm.. guys, I have a plan. Follow me!

Bubble: You sure did!

(Flower pops Bubble on accident)

Bubble: Oh, Ruby? I don't think I like our new Four-Colored team.

Bubble: Oh, I'm so nervous!

Gelatin: Bubble! You got any ideas?

Bubble: Uh... uhm.... guh... no.

Ruby: Bubs, I got an idea!

Bubble: Well, last time I tried, I died!

Bubble: Um, it's me Flower!

Firey: No, Bubble. You're Bubble.

X: Bubble?

Bubble: Yo-yeah?

X: How do you expect so much about aloe vera?

Bubble: Oh, I'd be happy to answer! It helps me keep my skin hydrated so I don't pop from dryness! Check it out!

(He rubs the lotion on herself.)

X: Oh, well, I am happy to hear it works for you.

Lollipop: What about you, pipsqueak? Why do you want to grow aloe vera? You got an answer so now you must GIVE an answer.

Bubble: I'm not gonna last much longer!

Bubble: Anyone voluenteer to pour the ice? I dont wanna pop out there!

Leafy: Chin up, Bubble! The sun's just a star.

Bubble: X is on fire up there! Guys, we gotta cool the sun again!

Lollipop: Why could've have X stayed away? They're being very annoying today.

Lollipop: I say we smack him, right into the sun!

Bubble: Too true, Lollipop!

Bubble: So when I ordered a Bubble transformer earlier from years ago, this must've been where it came from!

Firey: Alright, Bubble and friends!

Bubble: Wait, Gelatin, don't go-

(He throws them.)

Bubble: -Tossing those forks.

Gelatin: Sorry, I just couldn't resist! Uh, do you think Lolly would like these?

Bubble: Well she does sell the company that sells Fork Repellant.

Bubble: No, Leafy! It's a Niceness Detector! Shake it.

Leafy: Oh, I see!

Bubble: Blocky! Woody's not a baby! You should have treated him like one! It's okay, Woody, but I know the strategy you're going through!

Flower: Bubble, this discussion doesn't involve you. (pops her)

Bubble: Okay, Have Cots, mind if I ask the questions?

Lollipop: Knock yourself out.

Bubble: Alrighty, Four! Firstly we wanted to start with you. Explain the context of the crime.

Four: Easy. I went up to the Have Cots and gave them specifc instructions to protect the diary! Came back moments later, and then it was gone.

Bubble: That's obviously supscious you came back so quickly.

Four: I was counting the votes!

Bubble: Interesting.

Four: I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE!

(She pops her... on purpose!)

Four: Sorry I murdered her. We're gonna need a new question asker.

Bubble: Hey, Lollipop! We gotta talk.

Lollipop: What's wrong?

Bubble: Do you value me as a teammate/friend?

Lollipop: Well, of course I do, Bubble. Your bubbly personality always blows me away!

Bubble: Then how come you didn't even notice when Four killed me?!

Lollipop: Well, I was just waiting until your birthday to come out. "Like a happy birthday?"

Bubble: So, when's my birthday?

Lollipop: I was going to ask you as soon as you became available.

Gelatin: Oh my dear collageon! Why is our precious Four in prison?

Bubble: Maybe he is guilty for killing one of your friends?

Gelatin: Ohh- wait, I don't remember any of our friends getting murdered.

Gelatin: It's either us or Bubble getting out, Lollipop! But Bubble's untouchable! He got the most votes last time.

Lollipop: Oh, nooooo.

X: Gelatin's wrong.

Gelatin: Huh?

X: Bubble's out!

Bubble: Oh, noio!

(X snaps fingers, sending Bubble to the BRB, never to be seen again, she screams.)

Bubble: (wailing) Byyyyyyyeeeeeee guyyyyssssssssssss!

(In the BFB 23 stinger)

Bubble: Oh my bubble blowers! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!

(The End.)