BFB 21: Let's Raid The Warehouse

Bubble: Hoi, hoi, hoi, Gelatin!

Gelatin: Um, weird way of saying "hi", but..eh. Hey, Bubble!

Bubble: Would you like to eat this new dessert I cooked?

Gelatin: Sure. What is it?

Bubble: (pulls out a cake of gelatin) Jello!

(Gelatin is worried)

Gelatin: Looks delicious!

(Gelatin grabs and eats one)

(Bubble eats the jello, Gelatin surps it up in his mouth, Bubble feeds it to himself, all of sudden, Gelatin is feeling something)

Gelatin: Wait, oh my collageon! (spits) I smell something fishy.

(Gelatin feels the jello)

Gelatin: I knew it!

Bubble: Is it the cannibalism?

Gelatin: (mischeviously) Ulterior motives!

(Silence.)

Bubble: What?

Gelatin: Admit it, Bubble. You can't be with that jello because you wanted something else from me. It's time for you to spill the truth.

Bubble: (groans) Oh, all right! You're correct, she- after she was eliminated last episode, I felt pretty alone on this team. I just want some new friends!

Gelatin: Aw, Bubble! You don't have to worry. As long as you're on this team, you'll never be alone.

(Bubble and Gelatin hugs)

Gelatin: Because you got Teardrop! She....still doesn't talk.

Bubble: Gelatin! I was talking about you!

Gelatin: Oh, so you think Teardrop is less worth your friendship then? Ugh. TD, give her dose of what you think about that.

Bubble: Nonononononononononononononono..!

(Teardrop pops Bubble)

(BFB 17 intro)

Four: 🎵It's time for Cake at Stake 🎵

Firey: Only if you stop dancing like that.

(Four falls on the ground)

Taco: Don't worry, Four. Firey only meant it sarcastically. Right, Firey?

(Firey is apalled)

Taco: Right, Firey?!

Firey: Yes, that's exactly right.

Taco: Awesome!

Four: So, Have Nots! The six of you lost the challenge! Whoever you got the fewest votes will leave the show.

Flower: Oh my gardener! Ruby, who said I was beautiful, and once sang me a really weird song that eliminated last time despite getting more votes in one episode and the entire season of BFDI!

Loser: What's your point, Flower?

Flower: Well, if you were I want to survive this elimination, then we need more votes from the entire first season! And I just don't think I can master that!

Loser: Well, I know I can. I got my supporters.

Firey: Loser, I'm your biggest fan! (gives him a present) Please accept my fanmail!

Woody: Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!

Loser: See?

Flower: Okay, that is pretty impressive.

Loser: I told you it was true.

Four: Nngh, Loser!

Loser: (really worried) Huh?!

Four: I have a message for you!

Loser: What is it?

(Four sings "You Got Eliminated")

Four: 🎵 Despite your popularity, 🎵

(Firey, Loser, and Flower gasp)

🎵 You got.... 🎵

(Four reveals the votes.)

Four: 🎵 Eliminated 🎵

(Song ends.)

Loser: (mumbling)

Taco: Oh my gordita!

Firey: I'm gonna take this back.

Four: X! Snap your fingers, quick!

X: Oh, right! (snaps fingers)

(Loser goes away)

Flower: Bye, Loser! Promote my fashion line from the BRB, please!

Blocky: What a bozo box. I'm glad that I'm the only cube left now.

Taco: BLOCKY!

Four: With Loser gone, we're down to our BFB's final 10!

Lollipop: I only count 9 of us here.

Four: Oh, right. Sorry.

(He recovers Bubble)

Four: The 21st challenge is-

(Yellow Face's commercial.)

Yellow Face: Need a can of beans because...um....you like beans? Then buy are Can of Beans! 25 per-

(Taco interrupts)

Taco: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Now is not the time to show as an ad.

Four: But don't you understand? That IS the 21st contest!

(Everyone gasps.)

Four: Yellow Face incorporated his barrage with ads over the years. With some not so legal snooping, I have discovered the location of Yellow Face's warehouse! Which has over a million products! In this contest, three people from each team, the shoppers.

(chinging noise)

Four: Will go to the warehouse and buy gifts for the other two, the receivers.

(A face opens a present, and gasps)

Four: X will measure the most satisfy the receivers are with their gifts. And whicever team has the highest satisfaction wins!

X: So first, choose beside for gifts and who's gonna receieve it.

Blocky: Alright, Have Not-ers, who wants to be a gift receiver? Raise your hand high!

Woody: (worried)

Flower: Oh, I'd love consumming products! Pick me! Pick me!

Blocky: Okay, we got Flower and- Really? Nobody else?

Taco: Blocky, Woody has been raising his hands the whole time!

Blocky: Nope. He's been doing this wimpy, "Ehhhhhh!" stick which is way more wimpy.

Taco: Blocky! Now you're just being a jerk! It's okay, Woody. You can be a gift receiver.

Woody: Wah!

Bubble: Teardrop! I know you're literally assasinated me a few minutes ago, but do you want to be shoppers together?

(Teardrop is thinking, then she decides to pair up.)

Bubble: Yoylecake! Bonding time with another water based specimen!

Lollipop: Yeesh. Now that's a weird way to say it.

Bubble: We need one more shopper though. Hmm, Leafy and Lolly both act really weird around me, so....Gelatin! You should shop with us!

Gelatin: Aw, man! I wanted to be a gift receiver. My gift haul for my last birthday.... "June 29th", is getting more boring. I need some new gizmos.

Lollipop: New gizmos, you say? Why not try my palented fork repellent?

Gelatin: Oh, yeah? You and Yellow Face are selling competing products now?

Lollipop: I suppose.

Gelatin: This might get interesting.

Four: No more talking! Here's how it's gonna work! Yellow Face's warehouse is 2763 miles away. So to get there, the shoppers must ride in this high speed express train! Get in.

Firey: Looks like we get to go on an adventure, Taco!

Taco: Yeah, I guess this could be pretty excting.

Blocky: Whatever.

(Train takes off.)

Four: As for you gift receivers, you can just sit on this bench and wait!

Leafy: Uh, no thanks!

(On the train)

Taco: Blocky, I heard you call Woody a wimpy earlier. That was not OK.

Blocky: But it was true, and only wimps support other wimps.

Taco: Why have you been so standoffish lately?

Blocky: Have not!

Taco: Hmm, it's because Woody got his way, huh?

Blocky: What do you mean?

Taco: You don't like that. You gotta stop defining your successes on how much others fail!

Blocky: Dude, stop!

Taco: That may have worked in the past, but it won't work in a team setting like ours.

Blocky: Yo, stop trying psychoanalyze my mind. It's creepy.

Bubble: Now we're climbing up a mountain! And now we're here! Hop out, everyone!

(Everyone hops out)

Gelatin: Woah, this place is big! Like, big big.

Firey: I wonder if Yellow Face is going to give us a tour of the place.

Bubble: No Firey, Yellow Face is busy competing for TPOT.

Firey: Well, I guess we're all going in alone, then!

(Inside)

Taco: Woah, there's so many products in here! Four wasn't lying when he said millions!

Firey: So this is where my sleep paralysis demon takes me in my dreams!

Taco: What?

Bubble: So, when I ordered a bubble transformer from Yellow Face all those years ago, this must've been where it came from!

Firey: Alright, Bubble and friends! It was a blast riding that express train with you three, but we're on different teams, so we must depart now.

Gelatin: Um, okay. Uh, you guys are a little weird, but uh, goodbye!

Bubble: Gelly, that's not nice!

Taco: So we need a gift for Woody and Flower. What's should we give them?

Blocky: Not only this spiky glove to the face! Ha-ha!

Taco: Blocky, that's an AWFUL idea! Only sadists and meat tenderizer enthusiastists would by that!

Firey: (walks away)

Taco: Remember, Blocky. We're on a team. So try to pick what's in Woody's best intrests, cause that's also what's in your best intrests.

Blocky: Fine.

Gelatin: Oh hey! Forks!

Bubble: No, wait, Gelatin, don't go-

(Gelatin throws the forks)

Bubble: Tossing those forks.

Gelatin: Sorry, I just couldn't resist! Do you think Lolly would like these?

Bubble: Hmm- well, she did sell a company that sells Fork Repellent.

Gelatin: And?

Bubble: I see her spray her stuff on herself.

Gelatin: And?

Bubble: Every day.

Gelatin: Oh, so-

Bubble: Yeah, I don't think she likes those things very much. Let's get her a bunch of spoons!

Gelatin: So smart!

Leafy: So, uh, guys, how's your day been?

Woody: *sniff* *sneeze*

Leafy: Who's excited to receive their presents?

Flower: Yeah, it's going alright. But I'm not a fan of how this cramped pot feels!

X: Oh, perfect timing to test out my new metal detector!

(Shoots Flower)

Satisfaction Detector: 2 out of 10.

X: It works.

Taco: What about Flower, you guys? What's she into?

Firey: Hmm, she's extremely exceptive to bugs, so maybe we can get her this 10 million bug package of larvae?

Taco: What? No! She has an extremely BAD reception to bugs, not a good one!

Blocky: Well, I remember Flower said she was trying to promote her fashion line, so how about this bag of glitter she could use to spice up her clothes more?

Taco: Wow, that was actually a good idea. I'm really proud of you, Blocky.

Gelatin: Do you think this is good enough for Lollipop?

Bubble: Uh, almost! But, where'd Teardrop go?

Gelatin: There!

(Teardrop has a magic 8 ball)

Gelatin: What'cha got there, Teardrop?

(He gives her it)

Gelatin: "Niceness Level Detector". Ooh! A gift for Leafy, perfect! Our work here is done!

Bubble: But that's just a regular number generator!

Gelatin: Eh, whatever. I think we can head back to Four with our gifts.

Bubble: Fine!

Leafy: Uh, Woody?

Woody: Wah?

Leafy: Remember the time I told you, "there's a life out there to enjoy so enjoy it!"

Woody: Wah?

Leafy: Well, since then, I've learned that sometimes you're just not in the right mind state to enjoy the things you need to enjoy. But that's natural, and OK. Things will get better, even if the aren't right now.

Woody: Wah!

Lollipop: Oh, puh-lease. That's so cheesy, I would laugh, but I suppose I should be nicer to my fellow BFB-mates. So, I'll respect it. Want some Fork Repellent?

Flower: Oh my gardener! Is that the Fork Repellent fron the Yellow Face brand? That's my favorite!

Lollipop: Ick! No! This comes from the far superior Lollipop brand. Which studies are shown are much good-er.

Taco: Do you think Woody would like this bucket?

Firey: I like bucket.

Blocky: No, that won't work. Woody's deathly afraid of the color gray.

Taco: Wait, really?

Firey: Yeah, we discovered that before you joined the show. It was a tumultous time.

Taco: Hmm. Alright, what about this bubble starter kit!

Blocky: Definetly not. Woody is petrified of bubbles, too!

Taco: Wow, you guys know a lot about Woody's story than me, it seems.

Blocky: Oh, how about this cardboard box?

Firey: That's perfect! Woody gets scared by a lot of things, so if he ever feels that way, he could just hide inside it and it will calm his nerves!

Taco: Hey, that's pretty thoughtful of you guys. This could really overcome Woody's fears, huh?

Firey: Yeah!

Taco: I'm glad because you guys put in Woody's shoes!

Blocky: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Let's just get this back home.

(DPOI appears)

Gelatin: Why does this say "Don't  Purple  Open Inside"?

Firey: Woah, what is that thing?

Gelatin: I can't figure it out. Maybe if we can find a latch to open.

Taco: Woah, Gelatin! That could be dangerous, watch out!

Gelatin: Don't worry. I'm be careful!

(Crash, everyone screams)

Gelatin: Okay, let's get out of here!

(The contestants get back on the train)

Four: Welcome back! Teams, give your gifts to the receptions!

X: And I'll measure how they like their gifts with my Satisfaction Detector!

Four: Do not show off!

X: Oh, alright.

Gelatin: Yo, Leafster! Except this gift.

(opens it)

Leafy: A bowling ball? I mean, it's a cool sport and all, but I have mixed experiences with the game.

Bubble: No Leafy, it's a Niceness Detector! Shake it!

Leafy: Oh, I see! (shakes) Yay, it says I'm nice. (shakes) I'm evil?! Grrr! (shakes) Hooray, how kind! (shakes) Yay! I'm so mad! Wow, cool! That is so wrong! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yay! No! Yes, this is what I'd like to see!

Satisfaction Detector: 8 out of 10.

Firey: Flower, allow us to present our offering to the Floral Queen!

Flower: This Floral Queen expects only the high standards of quality!

(Opens it)

Flower: Oh my dirt! Glitter! I can like a righteous to all my fashiony things!

X: Great gift choice!

Satisfaction Detector: 10 out of 10.

Gelatin: Here!

Lollipop: A gift? For me? How generous, if it were for the fact that you obligated to do this kind of thing.

Gelatin: Just open it!

Lollipop: (opens it) Oh, wow! Spoons! I love spoons! Spoon good, spoony shiny! Very shiny and sparkly! And grateful! Wait, does this say "Made in Yellow Face's warehouse"? Ugh! That company makes horrendous products, do you hear that customer base? Lollipop Incorporated's products are far more better comparison.

Satiscatfion Detector: 3 out of 10.

Gelatin: Darn it! I knew that would be a problem!

Four: So that Have Nots' satisfaction ratings add up to 11 points. The Have Nots secured 10 points, but they're waiting on their final gift for Woody!

Taco: We got this in the bag! Blocky, you chose the right gift, so here you go.

Blocky: Alright.

Woody: Wah?

(Opens it)

Blocky & Firey: (cheering)

Woody: Wah?

Taco: Woody it's a cardboard shelter! If you ever see something you're scared of, you can um- you can just go inside of it! To hide, and um, calm yourself, and you were- uh, less scared whatever you were scared of?

Woody: Rarr!

(Woody crumbles the box)

Sastifcation Detector: 0 out of 10.

Blocky: What in the actual flip? Woody, this was supposed to be the right gift for you!

Woody: Wah wah wah wah!

Blocky: Oh my god, you crybaby! You just made us lost the challenge! Gah!

Bubble: Blocky! Woody's not a baby! You should've have treated him like one! Woody, don't worry. I understand the struggle you're going through.

Flower: Bubble, this discussion doesn't evolve you. (pops her)

Taco: I'm so confused, though. I thought that gift could've helped him!

Woody: No wah wah!

Taco: Alright sure whatever. But Woody, we got you the perfect gift! Can you at least appreciate that?

Lollipop: Maybe you guys need to reacess what value Woody contribues to your team. He's not just a dead weight, you know.

Gelatin: I agree with Lollipop here. Even if she has to make coporate judgement.

Lollipop: Yo, customer base? Don't listen to the gelatin.

Blocky: The candy ball might have a point.

Flower: What do you mean? I don't think so, for anything I think you were to rough on Woody!

Blocky: That's the problem!

Flower: No, it's not. Meanness is the key to defeating your enemy.

Blocky: No! Flower, Taco and I tried the hardest to find the perfect gift for the Woody in our heads. But, the Woody in our heads was kinda insulting to the Woody in reality.

Firey: Are you saying that there's a little Woody living in my head right now? How are you doing, little buddy?

Taco: (sighs) Blocky's right. We just gotta try harder next time.

Four: So that rapped the things up! The Have Nots ended up with a total satisfaction points, placing them oe point behind the Have Cots' eleven pointe, so they are up for elimination for the second time in a row!

Michael Huang: (doing his announcement call thing)

(Credits/Stinger)

Flower: Hey, Firey! Wanna try my glitter infused-fashion line?

Firey: Alright.

(He puts it on him)

Flower: Wow, you look so radiant!

(Screen cuts to black)

Spongy, Balloony, Ruby and Loser: WOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHH! AHHHH! AHH, AHH, AHH, AHHHH!!! / OHHH! AHHH! OHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! OHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! OHHH!! / AAAAAHHH!! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! / (crying)