BFB 27: Uprooting Everything

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Before the intro
Four: Driving is so fun, we've been driving for 5 weeks now, without a single thing smashing into the window.

[Purple Face slams himself onto the bus window.]

Purple Face: Four! Please, let me in the bus, it's sweltering out here!

Four: Not on your life, Purpley! I'm sick of you interfering with hosting duties and challenges when you're not meant to!

Purple Face: Oh, well then, I have an easy solution! Let's make it so I'm meant to! I could be a brand new co-host!

Four: No. I already have X! The best co-host money can buy!

X: Am I meant to be getting paid?

Four: Quiet, you!

X: But, Four... I sure do get tired of co-hosting all by myself.

Four: What?! You don't do anything! One time you actually left the courtroom mid-challenge because you were bored!

X: Haha! Yeah! I am great, you're right! And greatness needs a co-host. Purpley, you can be MY co-host!

Purple Face: Yay!

Four: Stop! I've inherited BFDI, it's my show! I decide what's going on here!

Purple Face: Sigh... I get it. I'm too awesome. I'd be too good at being a co-host and you're scared I'd be better than you!

Four: Is this reverse psychology? Because it's working! Okay Purple Face, you can be a co-co-host! But make yourself useful and get all those pesky bugs off the roof!

Purple Face: You got it!

''[Purple Face gets up from the bus window, and onto the roof. He tries to blow the bugs off the roof, but doesn't succeed.]''

Purple Face: This might take a while.

[He resumes.]

X: Time for Cake at Stake my little contestants of joy! We got 42,595 votes. Whichever one of you got the least votes is eliminated from BFB! Leafy won immunity, so she's safe!

Leafy: Woo-hoo!

X: Co-co-host,

[X sticks his arm out of the bus window.]

X: I need a prize, pronto!

Purple Face: Here's some little bug friends for you!

[Purple Face blows the bugs over to X's hand.]

Four: I could've gotten a cake or something, I'm a host too, remember?

X: My turn to talk, now. Here's your bug, little Leafy loo-loo!

[X gives Leafy a bug.]

Leafy: Thanks!

[As X slides away, and Leafy is disgusted at the bug.]

Leafy: I don't want this.

X: [energetic] Teardrop got 11,222 votes and Flower got 11,112 votes! Here are your bugs.

[X throws bugs at Teardrop and Flower, they both catch the bugs.]

Flower: [surprised] Hey, my bug looks like Four! All googley and woogley!

[Four slides over to Flower.]

Four: [angry] I'll take that as a compliment.

[The camera cuts to Gelatin and Lollipop standing right next to each other.]

Gelatin: [worried] Uh, Lollipop? What does it mean when we're in the bottom two?

Lollipop: Little Jelly Friend, it means one of us is leaving. Wait...

[The camera zooms into her face.]

Lollipop: [shocked] Oh, no!

Gelatin: Wha?

Gelatin: [shocked] Wait, OH, NO!!! This can't be the end of our alliance!

Lollipop: I'm afraid it is, buddy.

[Gelatin reaches over to grab something.]

Gelatin: [clever] I have a syringe!

Lollipop: [serious] I have a scribble, stop bragging.

Gelatin: Whoever's eliminated should use a syringe to transfer the colouring to the other person!

Lollipop: [impressed] Ah, great idea! That means, no matter what, the spirit of our alliance lives on.

Gelatin: [voice deep] I just thought it would look cool, but okay...

X: And the last person safe is...

(A drumroll plays.)

Flower: [glad] Is it me, Flower?

X: [serious] No, you are already safe.

Flower: I know, I just liked hearing it.

X': Gelatin is safe with 10,577 votes. Lollipop leaves! Only receiving 9684 votes.

Lollipop: Welp, I guess it's time for the Scribble Girl, to be scribbled out.

[Lollipop grabs the syringe, taking some of the coloring out of her and injecting it into Gelatin.]

Lollipop: [delighted] Keep the alliance proud, old buddy. Regardless of what place we came in, getting to the final five with you, was an honor. Great work, too, Teardrop!

''[Lollipop, Gelatin and Teardrop all hug. Flower joins shortly afterwards. The three frown at her.]''

Flower: [awkwardly talking] I noticed when I hugged you guys, your smiles turned to frowns. How weird! [nervous laughing]

(Teardrop extends her arm in a possible effort to get Flower out of this. The intro plays.)

After the intro
Lollipop: Well, there's no point delaying the inevitable. [Lollipop snaps her fingers twice, showing more of the frame.]

Lollipop: Number Boy. Hosty Guy. How are you gonna send me to the BRB?

Four: Hmm. Where do you think the BRB is?

Lollipop: No idea! We've been driving for weeks, probably hundreds of miles away from here!

Four: Point at it, Scribble Girl!

Lollipop: I don't know.

[Lollipop's arm elongates and bursts through the roof of the bus.]

Lollipop: That way? [Lollipop points to the left and Four snaps his fingers.]

Four: Okay, bye, Lollipop!

[Lollipop floats barely above the bus, staying in place.]

Four: Purple Face! Blow at Lollipop so she moves horizontally.

Purple Face: You got it, Foury-Fourster!

[Purple Face blows at Lollipop horizontally, and she floats away.]

Lollipop: Um, I guess I'm off then? Um... if I don't end up at the BRB, please recover me. Bye.

[Lollipop gets soars up in the sky.]

Four: Aww...! Y'know, I really began to like Naily at the end, there.

Flower: That was Lollipop.

Four: Okay, I guess I wasn't paying as much attention as I thought.

Gelatin: I don't blame you, I can barely focus in this heat. Seriously, why is it so absurdly hot all of a sudden?

Four; Because I'm here! You guys like my jokes? I'm thinking of doing stand-on.

X: I would come and watch your act, Four!

Four: Thank you, X.

Purple Face: Gotta be honest, I wouldn't. No chance!

Four: Well, then no thank you for you!

CRT: I'd see if my calendar was free, but I wouldn't be prioritising it.

Four: What are you, a screen? Anyway, yes, I get it! I'll work on some other jokes. Also, it's hot because we're entering The World's Largest Oven!

''[The camera zooms out to reveal the World's Largest Oven, with the bus entering it through a side entrance. Shortly afterwards, the camera cuts to X, who snaps his fingers.]''

X: There you go! Now you guys should be able to survive in the oven without burning to death.

Four: But remember, X's magic is keeping you at room temperature! Or... I guess oven temperature. You can still burn yourself inside the oven on the walls. You might die, so be careful!

Leafy: Thanks, X! You're always looking out for us contestants.

Four: I was just looking out for you all too! What the-

CRT: Can you use that magic on me, X?

X: Um... I don't know who are... but, uh... [snaps fingers] ...okay!

Leafy: Thanks, X! You're always looking out for us contestants and random people who show up.

[Leafy inhales]

Leafy: You're such a good host!

Four: (whining) I'm a good host, too!

Four: And here we are everyone! Doesn't it smell nice?

Gelatin: No.

CRT: I agree with Gelatin!

Gelatin: [questioned] Who are you?

Four: You know what? I'm sick of your attitudes, guys! This is a fun little trip. You guys never been here before- (well, except for Teardrop) -and she's so happy to be back!

[She nods.]

Four: Oh. I see. She, hates it. Instead. Fine! If you guys hate the oven, that can be today's challenge!

[Four snaps his fingers, making the entrance to the oven disappear.]

Four: There! Now, the entrance is gone.

Flower: And now, it's back!

[Flower snaps her fingers, nothing happens.]

Flower: [ashamed] Aw, it didn't work! Four, why'd you do that?

Four: Because today's challenge is to escape from the world's largest oven! The first contestant to get out, wins! I've made the door slightly ajar so there's a guaranteed way out, but I don't care how you get out. If you can find any way out, then you win!

Purple Face: Very cool, but, I'm getting claustrophobic. Can you snap the hosts out of the oven, please?

Four: Sure thing.

''[Four does so, snapping his fingers. A PS4 pause sound effect is heard. He, X, and the bus get teleported outside.]''

Purple Face: Wait, you forgot me, inside!

Four: Trust me, that was not a mistake.

Purple Face: Get me out of here, or else!

[Four gets set ablaze.]

Flaming Four: 'OR YOU'LL WHAAAAAAAT!?!?!?! '

Purple Face: [nervously] ...never mind! This is -- awesome! Y-Yay! [agrees]

(The camera cuts over to the final four.)

Flower: Oh my gardener, this oven is huge! What do you guys plan to do?

(Teardrop drags them away.)

Flower: [forgotten] Wait, you forgot to drag me away, too... oh. I see. (laughing) .. I'm not invited over there.

[The camera cuts over to Teardrop, Gelatin and Leafy.]

Gelatin: What's up, TD?

[Teardrop and Gelatin preform a secret handshake.]

Gelatin: Yeah, I like working with you too, Teardrop. (Teardrop preforms another secret handshake, but does one with Leafy as well.) Oh, you wanna work with Leafy too? Oh! Do you want her to join our alliance?

Leafy: Ooh, really, TD?

[Teardrop nods.]

Gelatin: Yeah, I think that's a great idea actually.

Leafy: Hooray! [Leafy dashes off.]

Gelatin: Well that's a read, little Teadster. This is great! The three of us can all gang up on her, then she'll have no chance, and then we all go to the next round! Easy!

Flower: Leafy just let me into the alliance, hooray!

Gelatin: That makes NO sense. Why would you-

Leafy: We're glad it's all settled, yay!

[Leafy spots an unknown door.]

Leafy: Oooh, there's a mysterious door over there! Gelatin, let's go see what's behind it!

[Leafy starts to run towards the door while dragging Gelatin across.]

Leafy: Woo!

Purple Face: [delighted] Sounds good, wait for me, guys!

''[Purple Face follows. The camera moves over to Flower and Teardrop.]''

Flower: Well, I guess that leaves us. Where do you think we should go, alliance member?

[Teardrop points over to a yellow ladder behind her, with text beside it saying 'GO UP HERE' with an arrow facing upwards.]

Flower: Yeah, that seems like a good place to start.

(The camera moves over to Leafy and Gelatin.)

Gelatin: Oh, nice! It led to a fun little room.

Purple Face: We should get out of here, I know from experience that getting stuck in a small room with nothing to do is no laughing matter...

CRT: Yeah. We need to get out of here, right no-

Purple Face: WHO, are YOU?! [sighs] I'm closing the door to stop even MORE vandals, from walking in. Hmph!

[Purple Face closes the door.]

Leafy: Did you check to make sure we could get out of here, first?

Purple Face: Leafy, you can't see if a door is locked BEFORE closing it. You have to test after it's closed. (president voice) Time to test.

''[Purple Face attempts to open the door, but it reveals it's locked.]'

Purple Face: Hm, bad news, guys. The door is clearly locked. Wait— the door is locked?! Somebody help us!!

[The camera cuts over to Flower and Teardrop, who are both climbing the ladder.]

Flower: TD, are we almost up to the baking tray?

[The camera zooms out, the baking tray nowhere to be seen.]

Flower: Oh, for petal's sake...

[The camera cuts back to Gelatin.]

Gelatin: It's okay guys, nobody panic, let's just look around for a key!

Leafy: All that's in here is this box-

Purple Face: Oh. I already checked under it. There's no key or anything there. We're... (camera zooms into his face) DOOMED!!!

Gelatin: Darn. I guess we're stuck here. If only we didn't go into this tiny room, Leafy!

Leafy: Hey, it could've been an elevator to the top of the oven! You don't know.

(Gelatin sits down.)

Gelatin: We could be out there winning immunity right now! If only Lollipop was still in the game... she'd know what to do!

Leafy: Well, sometimes different is good!

Gelatin: I don't know. Lollipop being gone is like, if suddenly, one day, your voice sounded different! Wouldn't that be weird?

[Leafy, now voiced by someone else]

Leafy: [young voice] Yeah.

[The camera cuts over to Teardrop and Flower once more, it shows them making a lot of progress on the ladder.]

Flower: TD, are we almost up to the baking tray?

[Teardrop looks at Flower and nods, getting up from the ladder, and onto the baking tray.]

Flower: Thank seeds, that was such a long ladder. And what?! Do my eyes deceive me...? Teardrop, look! It's a, it's a, it's a... MEGA MALLL!

Flower: In an oven, for some reason.

[Music starts to play.]

Flower: Okay TD, I know we don't really know each other well, but it's time for the becoming best friends montage! Let's go!

Flower: (singing)

♪ Hanging at the mall, is so much fun!

Hanging with my bestie, in front of everyone.

It's me, and TD, she's my best friend!

We'll be best friends! From now, until the end. ♪

[The screen fades to Teardrop crossing her arms in the changing rooms, Flower comes in.]

Flower: [happy] There you are, TD! For some reason, you keep running away from me, but I knew you'd be in the second hand utility store. I knew you'd be here, because I checked every other shop first. But anyway, I made us best friend shirts! What do you think?

[Teardrop points to herself on the best friend shirt, wondering why she's so small on the shirt compared to Flower.]

Flower: Oh, don't worry about the size difference, it's just because I drew myself first! You are an equal part of this friendship. Here, put it on!

[Teardrop grabs the shirt, but throws it behind her.]

Flower: [angry] Grr! Anyway, the ladder only went to this baking tray, we still need to find our way to the top! Did you find any supplies in here?

[Teardrop thinks before a moment, before rummaging through stuff and giving Flower some supplies.]

Flower: Ooh! A grappling gun, rope, and a coat hanger! We can use those to climb our way out! You're a genius, TD!

[The camera cuts over to Gelatin in the room, sitting on the ground with his arms crossed.]

Gelatin: I guess we have to kill time, so uhh... anyone want to share a story of theirs while we wait? Anyone?

Purple Face: Hoohoo! I've got one!

[The screen cuts to black.]

Purple Face: Wow, hopefully I can escape this box, someday.

[The screen cuts back on.]

Gelatin: Not the greatest story.

Purple Face: Okay, well, I was stuck in a box for eight years so... Lots of my stories are box related!

CRT: Oh, well, I loved all our moments together, guys!

[The scene transitions into multiple flashbacks of multiple people and CRT saying that they don't know who she is, like X, Gelatin, and Purple Face.]

CRT: Can you use that magic on me, X?

X: I don't know who you are...

CRT: I agree with Gelatin.

Gelatin: Who are you?

CRT: We need to get out of here, right now—

Purple Face: WHO are you?!''

[Flashback ends.]

Gelatin: Seriously, who are you? Go away, please?

Leafy: [normal voice] One of my fave stories were just today! When I wrote Flower and in our alliance. So nice!

Gelatin: Honestly, Leafy? It didn't seem THAT nice. It seemed like you were trying to like her, but that wasn't really a joke.

Leafy: [angry] Excuse me, Gelatin! I'll have you know I'm [grabs her Level of Niceness Chart] number. I know more about this stuff than you do.

Gelatin: What are these rankings, the ones that you made?

Leafy: They're still rankings!!!

Gelatin: TD's newest comic had a part where you tried to force to give you an immunity. Is that true?

Leafy: I- well, yes, but, it's just that I haven't won an immunity yet, this season.

Gelatin: I haven't won immunity yet. [Secret: Gelatin was actually lying, as he did won immunity in the twenty-fourth episode.] Will YOU give me immunity this round?

Leafy: Well, it's different. [gladly] We're so close to the end!

Gelatin: Classic, Leafster.

Leafy: [angry] HEY! I AM NICE!

Gelatin: Okay.

Leafy: [angry] I'M NICE! I AM NICE!

Purple Face: You two can fight about this later. We need to get out of here RIGHT. NOW. Or I'm about to start -- EATING PEOPLE AGAIN!!!!

Gelatin: I just wish there was something inside this bo-

[Gelatin realizes there's a key underneath.]

Gelatin: [angry] W-Wait! Purple Head, there's a KEY under the box, dude!

Purple Face: OOOOOOHHHHHHH! Yeah, I meant, when I looked under the box? I lied. I just couldn't look under it. But cool, we found a key out!

[Gelatin has a serious.]

Gelatin: [frustrated] WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

Flower: It was nice going to a mall again. After living in a ruined city for most of the year, it was nice being part of modern society for a little bit.

[Teardrop grabs a grappling hook.]

Flower: Alright, TD. Just remember to aim it carefully. We want to end up at the upper tray, an-

[Teardrop then flies up.]

Flower: Wait, TD, be careful -- aaaaaaah!

CRT: Glad the key worked. Thank goodness we're out of that room!

Gelatin: Now we just need to find our way out of THE ENTIRE OVEN!!!

Leafy: I still can't believe you said I was mean, Gelatin!

Gelatin: I didn't say that, Leafy. It's just that your niceness seems a little bit, fake as all.

Leafy: Oh, yeah? [grabs CRT] Well, can't a mean person do THIS?!

[Leafy throws CRT into the wall.]

CRT: AUGHHHHHHH HEHELLPPPPP

Gelatin: Yes, they WOULD, now they're gone...

[CRT screaming: HELP!!!]

Gelatin: Seriously, who was that CRT person? Where did she even come from?

Leafy: Unclear. Regardless. I was trying to throw her out the top of the window! Not at the door, I tried to be nice!

Gelatin: Whatever... [realizes that door is cracked] [gasps] ...Leafy, look! You throwing CRT at the open door, chipped it up a little bit! If we keep on throwing stuff, we will break the door and walk right out!

Leafy: Good idea, Gelatin. Let's try it!

Gelatin: Aah!

[Gelatin gets throwed by Leafy, and dies.]

Leafy: Hmm... maybe Gelatin was too squishy for that to work. How about you, Purple Man!

Purple Face: No! [crying]

(Purple Face sobs and dies as well.)

Leafy: Alright, the crack didn't grow. I'm gonna need more solid objects! But where to find them?

Leafy: "Go up here", huh? Don't mind if I do!

Flower: My gosh, TD. We're even higher than we were hanging to Profily! How are you not scared right now?

[They reached to the top.]

Flower: Oh, we're here!

[The jump onto the top.]

Flower: Alright, so now what, Teardropo? The through top of the oven, is just over here.

[Teardrop lets grabs hold of the gain.]

Flower: Wait, you're letting me go across? You're letting me win?!

[Teardrop says "yes" to her.]

Flower: I've never had a bond like this before. Thank you so much, TD. I can't believe I'm so close to the final 3!

Leafy: There's a lot of trash at that mall. Time to throw! Hugh!

Leafy: The crack got bigger. It's working!

Flower: Thanks, TD. Alright, final 3! Let's do this! Wee!

[Flower stops.]

Flower: Um, TD. A problem with a contraption? I'm weighing it down in the middle. I'm stuck!

Teardrop: (zips to the exit)

Flower: Wait! No! You betrayed me! Didn't you, Teardrop!? GET OVER HERE!...

[Flower falls.]

Flower: '''NOOOO!!! I TRUSTED YOOOOUUUU!!!!!!'''

Leafy: Alright, one more object ought to do it!

[The door breaks]

Leafy: Yay! My exit has been made. Now time to win immunity-

Flower: Leafy, watch out!!

''[Flower accidentally... kills Leafy.]''

[Teardrop gets on top of the oven.]

Four: And Teardrop wins immunity into the final three! Due to not exiting the oven first, and also dying, Gelatin, Leafy, and Flower are up for elimination.

[Stinger]

Four: Thanks, everyone for coming to my stand up show! (clears his throat) So, uh, anyway, airplane, food. What is it? What's next, bus food?!

Gelatin: Boo.

Four: Don't boo me! I can see everyone perfectly so is much ruder to do in an intimate setting!

Gelatin: Boo!

Four: You know what? I'm gonna take the boos as a compliment! Aw, now I see the boos have stopped.

[Strange noises.]

Leafy: [noticing the sounds] Huh? Is anyone else hearing that?

Flower: Yeah.

Leafy: What do you think it is?

Flower: I don't know. Probably nothing.

(Four weeks later.)

(Income Tax Document is sitting on the couch, when Naily pokes out of the wall, and then Needle pokes out of the wall, too. Income Tax Document ducks. Then it reveals TPOT 1's release date.)

(TPOT 1 on January 9th, 2021.)

(Despite this, "You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?" came before BFB 28, so that is not related to BFB.)