BFB 30: Chapter Complete

Stapy: Yo, Match! Check this out! [bends of his staples into the shape of Four] Ta-da!

Match: Ew. And what's like, that supposed to be, anyway?

Stapy: Uh, isn't it obvious? It's my favorite host, of course!

Match: Don't you mean, like, our favorite host? Look, look, Four's here! He's like, there!

Five: Ha-ha! Of course, little Matchy! It's time for the grand finale! I could never miss this! Where's my Final Two?

Bracelety: Over here! You are the best host ever! Even better than Ice Cube could ever be!

Four: Your obsession with Ice Cube confuses me, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

Pencil: And I have a much, much lower appreciation of Ice Cube, but I also agree you're probably better than her. Maybe. Everyone! Let's all chant Four's name!

Firey Jr. and 8-Ball: Four! Four! Four! Four!

Four: Wow! Haha! Thank you so much for the support, everyone!

Flower: [above] ''Say, he's been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.''

Firey Jr.: Coming back? Four, what does this mean?

Four: No! Nothing! It's nothing!

Bracelety: Coming back? Come back, Four!

Liy: Did you go somewhere, Four?

Pencil: Wait, you left? Where to?

8-Ball: Four, what did it mean, "coming back"? What happened?

Match: Like, tell us already! Don't leave us, like, in the dark!

Firey Jr.: Uh, hello? [taps Four] Anybody home in there? Where did you go?

Four: Just let me stay! Let me stay in here forever!

Gelatin: [above] ''Flower? What on Four did you just do?''

The Ground Destruction
[The scene takes off the cliffhanger from the previous episode.]

Gelatin: Uh, Flower? What on Four did you just do?

Flower: Nothing! I didn't think I did anything? What the --

[A big crack opens up between them.]

Gelatin: Flower! What happened? What do we do?!

Flower: What the petal was that?

Gelatin: Uh, well, whatever it was, it has seems to be over.

Demon Four: '''THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! LET ME STAY IN HERE FOREVER! AND LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!'''

Flower: Yikes! We're sorry! Okay, we're sorry! We're sorry!

Demon Four: ooooooooooooooooooooooo— [completely disappears]

Gelatin: [laughs] Looks like that's all over! Roll credits!

[Silence.]

Gelatin: Or we can keep the episode going or something maybe --

Flower: Let's go help! Right now! [runs off]

Gelatin: Yeah, that was my other idea! End the episode ooor... uhh... find help or whatever, either works.

Profily: Hello, X'y!

NineTeen: Hmmmm...

Nineteen: You haven't moved in a good few -- [looks at their golden watch] Wait, I think this watch is off by a couple minutes. [fixes watch] Okay, it's fixed! So you haven't moved in a couple of months so I was wondering if you want to come join us in the TV Studio or something.

EX: No! I'm all good. Staying right here, thanks.

Profily: Why there? Why not where I am, or maybe here?

X: THIS is the exact spot where Four descended into the desert and I'm NOT leaving his side!

Profily: Then I'll join your for a little bit! We sure are good friends!

X: Well, then, I uhhhh -- will be thankful! So, YEAH! Thank you. My tone is angry!! Because the FOUR SITUATION. My "THANK YOU"S are GENUINE. So, yeah, thank you SO muuuch!!!!

[Pans to the Grand Cake.]

Announcer: So, Bubble? The Grand Cake isn't so hideous this time, is it?

Bubble: I don't know how to tell you this, but, it might actually be worse.

Announcer: In denial, I supposed. Surprise, surprise.

Flower: Guys! We came here as fast as we could!

Gelatin: Something really big happened, you guys! So basically --

Announcer: True. And that big thing is that final episode has begun. So let's begin.

Flower: No! Announcer, not that! We REALLY --

Announcer: Shush. It is quiet time for you. Let's begin.

[Intro plays]

Elimination -- Winner Edition Part 1
Announcer: We have a large crowd watching us today.

Birthday Cake: Woo! Thank you for inviting me! This is awesome!

Gelatin: Wow! What a big crowd!

Announcer: Um- it seems I forgot to send out all the other invitations. Oh, no.

Elimination -- Winner Edition Part 2

Birthday Cake: Don't worry! One of me in the audience is better than 50 of some other randoms, anyways.

Announcer: That's good to hear. Today's Cake at Stake will determine the winner of this entire season of BFDI. That lucky munchkin will receive 3 prizes, the most for the one contestant ever.

Birthday Cake: Woohoo! Yay!

Announcer: Thank you, Birthday Cake. Speaking of cake, the first of the prizes is the Grand Cake.

Gelatin and Flower: [both saying everything at the same time]

Announcer: I spent all day on it.

Gelatin and Flower: [both saying everything at the same time]

Announcer: I was expecting you guys to give a nicer reply after I said all that. Whatever. The second is prize is the BFB.

Gelatin: Yeah, sick! [beatboxing]

Announcer: And finally, the...

Flower: The... what?

Announcer: The...—

Announcer: sigh....

Announcer: —...The BFDI.

Gelatin and Flower: [chattering]

Announcer: So without further ado, I'm curious. Eliminated contestants, I wanna know your opinion on who you want to win BFB.

Blocky: Me! My opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB.

Announcer: But, Blocky, you're not one of the previous contenders.

Blocky: Pff. Yeah! I know that.

Announcer: So why did you think it would?

Blocky: But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion, so I thought I could fudge the rules and --

Announcer: Blocky.

Blocky: ...What?

Announcer: Stop talking.

[Blocky frowns.]

Announcer: Back to reality now. Who among Flower and Gelatin, do you want to win?

Balloony: Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin! Why not?

Spongy: Oh, a Gelatin voter eh? I want to be a contrarian, so I'll vote Flower.

Ruby: Ooh, me too! You get it fashion queen!

Spongy: Wait! But now we're the majority question! Can I change my answer?

Announcer: No, you may not.

Loser: Gelatin's got this! I always appreciate a guy who knows how to strut his style... by impersonating my style, and breaking the law and going to jail and --

Taco: Alright, we'll just move on from that, I guess. You got this, Gelatin! Sometimes one vote can mean everything!

Bubble: Oh my Bubble blower! Gelatin's just gotta win!

Blocky: Tacster made a great point one vote meaning everything, and that's why I'm voting Flower.

Taco: Thought we were buddies, Blockster.

Blocky: Ohhh, right. Uh, Gelatin, it is, then!

Blocky: [to Announcer] Hey! Keep this between us, okay, Announcer? But I'm really gonna lock my vote in for Flower.

Announcer: [through the microphone] Blocky's vote is now locked in for Flower.

Firey: I'm gonna vote my friend Flower too! Hopefully from one winner to another.

Woody: Flower! Go, go, Flower!

Profily: I've spent years and years with both of you so it's hard to choose between you!

Balloony: Aw, that's so true! Profily's relationships with both of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose!

Profily: But I'm feeling like a nature lover today! Good luck, gal!

Purple Face: Hey, why do you get a vote?! Ahem. If Funny Circle Friend...

Profily: Profily.

Purple Face: -- If Profily can vote, I can too! And I'm voting Gelatin, just of spite, Profily!

Lollipop: Well, I'm voting for Flower!

Gelatin: Lollipop, why?! Newbie Alliance, remember?

Lollipop: Because... I gave you my coloring and you, you purposefully threw it away! How could you!

Gelatin: Oh, Lollipop, no! I could never erase your masterpiece! It's actually way simpler than that. All that happened is that I had a really painful fiery death, and when I was respawned, and I was just normal me again.

Lollipop: Oh, so you just died... I thought I was something serious and upsetting. Okay! I vote Gelatin!

Gelatin: Yaaaaay!

Leafy: I vote Flower 'cause she's a plant! Also, she voted for me last time. Got to pay forward.

Flower: Thanks, plant buddy!

Announcer: Teardrop, are you going to vote?

Teardrop: [points at Gelatin]

Gelatin: Thanks, Teadster! Really appreciate it!

Announcer: So it's all tied up 7-7. Thanks for nothing. I guess it all comes down to the viewers after all. So finally, we're going to have a drum roll!

Birthday Cake: Don't worry! I'll be of assistance! [gets flung]

Announcer: Eliminated contestants. Make a good 'ol drumroll for our current contestants. They deserve it.

[Lollipop, Profily, and Leafy make a drum roll for Flower and Gelatin as the paper reading "Gelatin 48,950".]

Announcer: Wow! Another insanely close vote! Good job everyone!

Gelatin: [removing the sheet] This is just a piece of paper.

Announcer: I was trying to preserve your feelings by pretending it was closer than it was.

Gelatin: Oh. Uh, I see.

Announcer: Flower, you received 48,891 votes out of a goal of 77,131 votes. Congratulations. You win BFB alongside the three prizes this Cake at Stake awards you with.

Gelatin: Oh my meat factory. Well! At least this makes me the runner-up! Congrats, Flower! Good game!

Flower: You too, Gelly Man!

Balloony: Uh, guys? The BFB screen thing. Magic uh, what's happening to it?

Firey: Is this thing deeper dying? [it flies] What the?

Balloony: So beautiful!

[The BFB turns into a deep a fried image similar to the BFDI before it falls down.]

Ruby: Wow, there it is! The BFB!

[Ruby squirts mustard onto the BFB.]

Ruby: This is gonna be de-lish! [licking] Guys? I knew it was tasty! But with mustard? No competition, guys. No competition. Now where did I leave my ketchup?

Announcer: Stop putting condiments on the prize of the season. Flower, here is the Grand Cake. Feel free to put condiments on this prize for the season.

Flower: Uhh, thanks! I guess.

Announcer: And here's the BFB.

Flower: I still can't believe this is happening! I won BFB?! Like, really?!

Carrot Cake: Still not appreciative, huh, Flower?

Flower: Oh gosh. Not you Carrot Cakes again! Just slap me and be on with it!

Carrot Cake: Don't worry. Nothing like that today. I'm just here to deliver you your happy thought!

[Flower's happy thought zoomed in.]

Announcer: And the winner of BFB is Gelatin.

Gelatin: Yes! I did it! Newbie Alliance, we did it, guys! It paid off!

Lollipop: Congrats, Jell-o! We did it, buddy.

Announcer: And here's your BFB of course.

Gelatin: Yo! Let's go!

Flower: Congratulations on the win, Gelatin. You deserve it.

Gelatin: Thanks so much, Flower! You're a great competitor!

[Flashback ends.]

Firey: So, what was the happy thought, Flower?

Flower: Well, you're my friend so can I trust you, right?

Firey: Sure, buddy!

Flower: I... look! I'm happy I won and all, but I think I would've also been happy if Gelatin won. Maybe it'll be cool if I shared a prize with him or something.

Firey: I'm not gonna tell what to do with your prize because it's yours. But I'll just say, I had an opportunity to share my prize with someone close to me. And I made a mistake. Whereas right now, you have an opportunity Flower.

Flower: Hmm, thanks, Firey!

Lollipop: Second place ain't half bad, buddy. I'm proud of you.

Gelatin: Thank you! I forgot we were competing for a while.

Lollipop: You what? For how long?

Gelatin: Three years or so.

Flower: Yo, Jelly Head!

Gelatin: Hey Flower! Congrats again on the win!

Flower: I think in a lot of ways, you truly won, Gelatin.

Gelatin: Huh? How so?

Flower: Look at the alliance you made, Jello! I might've won the season but you made a lot of close relationships! Nothing beats that.

Gelatin: Yeah. I guess there is a victory in everything. Thanks, Flower.

Flower: I also think you've earned this.

[Flower hands Gelatin the BFB.]

Gelatin: W-What? W-Flower? Y-y-y-y-you won this! Right, Lollipop? Flower won this, right?

[Lollipop whispers to him.]

Gelatin: O-okay, Flower you won this!

Flower: I wanted to win this show, Jello. I've done that. I think you deserve this and you clearly want it. [laughs]

Gelatin: [cries in joy] This really means a lot to me! Thanks so much, Flower!

''[They both hug. Flower runs off.]''

Lollipop: That was so cool! Alright, Jelly Boy! Let's see how this BFB thing works anyway.

Gelatin: Alrighty! So, do I just open it like a book, or --

[The BFB's power opens up a replay of BFB 1.]

Gelatin: Woah, it's episode one of the season, guys! It's literally BFB! [fast forwards] And I could scrub along and... [fast forwards] Guys, look! It's all our little moments during the season! [fast forwards] Why does my voice sound so weird back then? [fast forwards] Look, Teadster! It's you! And, OMG! I gotta check this out! [fast forwards, scrubs to see himself beatboxing in BFB 16] Here it is! See? Pretty cool, right folks?

Lollipop: And I thought once was enough! Haha!

Gelatin: [rewinds the beatboxing clip twice]

Lollipop: No, seriously, once was more than enough.

Gelatin: [rewinds more]

Lollipop: Gelatin. Take the hint. Once was enough.

Gelatin: Heh! Sorry.

Lollipop: [interested] This is pretty cool, though. Seems like Four has somehow made this high-tech deep fried seasonal block that preserves all the video footage of this season! Fascinating! I wonder if he was involved in the making of the BFDI prize too! Then-

Gelatin: Beatbox.

Lollipop: Sigh... yes, Gelatin. Beatbox. But I wonder why Four would go through so much effort to make these?

Gelatin: 'Cause he's dumb?

Lollipop: [sarcastically] Yes. That is exactly correct.

Flower: And I believe I'm owned one more prize. Right, Speakery?

Announcer: Uh, yep. You win the f -- the, uh, either -- yikes, the.

Flower: The BFDI. Come on Announcer, we went through enough to win this.

Announcer: Sigh. Fine. A competition is a competition. You've earned it. Here is the BFDI.

Flower: Thank you! Uh... give it!!! Announcer, GIVE IT!!!!

[Purple Face bursts between the two who want the BFDI.]

Purple Face: Hah! Gelatin or Flower? Having the BFDI? I don't think so! It's Purple Face time! [laughs]

Balloony: Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense.

[Flower chases Purple Face.]

Flower: [angry] '''Purple Face, get back here! That BFDI is not yours!'''

Announcer: Also mine.

Flower: ALSO not true!

Announcer: Purple Face. You are not taking off with that prize easily.

Firey: Guys! Let's help Flower get her prize. After Purple Bro! [the rest joins him]

[Leafy, Woody, Blocky, and Taco join Firey to chase up with the Announcer and Flower.]

Blocky: What exactly is his plan here?!

Taco: Looks like he's heading for the gold bus!

[Purple Face hops onto the bus.]

Woody: Hurry, guys!

The Chase After Purple Face
Purple Face: The ultimate escape! I'll just hide the BFDI under this seat here, and drive! [laughs] Now I'm swiftly away from all those annoying contest—!

Spongy: Uhhh, I was relaxing here.

Purple Face: Will you tell anyone where I hid the BFDI? Is this gonna be a problem?

Spongy: I won't tell anyone if I can just relax in here in peace.

Purple Face: Sure thing!

Spongy: Then my lips are sealed!

[Outside the bus]

Firey: Quickly, everyone! Or slowly. We're not exactly in a rush here.

[Everyone gets on the bus.]

Purple Face: Duh! What?! Curses! You're somehow caught up quick! Too bad you'll never know where I hid the BFDI! [laughs schemingly]

Spongy: Purple Face hid it under the chair on the back of the bus.

[Silence.]

Purple Face: You... you... said you wouldn't tell anyone about that!! GOOBER!!

Spongy: I said I wouldn't as long as I could relax in peace, and you broke that deal, dum-dum!

Purple Face: [grunts loudly]

[In the desert.]

Profily: Hello once again, yellow friend! Still here, I see?

X: This is the last episode. BFB means so much to him! I just KNOW he'll come back!

Profily: So, anyway, can you explain this whole desert thing to me anyway? Where is he?

X: He's right here. On the ground. Pat, pat.

Profily: Okay. And you are right here. Pat. Pat. Pat.

[X uses his yellow power to view Four on the ground.]

X: Four is just living in their own head right now. I've just been here watching all these BFDI episodes they keep scripting out.

Profily: W-w-wait, what?

X: See? He's making a season finale with Pencil and Bracelety right now.

Profily: Well, that's good news at least! Close to the end of the season.

X: This is the 43rd hypothetical season. I've watched them run through my head.

Profily: Ah. Not as good then, is it? Say, how did I do in this season?

X: Uhh, you're not exactly in this season.

Profily: Not in it as in I'm... not in the final two? Aha, I will take it!

X: Uhh, yeah. Third. Let's go with that, why not?

Profily: I suppose they're like escaping because they didn't feel wanted, huh?

X: Like, with the Speakery host stuff?

Profily: I mean, the whole Pillary Ruins, too! I guess. Remember when Four was in jail? And the party stuff? No one cared. And everyone loving Announcery Ferfounncery must've been rough. I dunno. No one wants to be forgotten and brushed aside. I know that better than everyone.

X: Wait. So, you think Four would come back if... we just showed him we cared about him?

Profily: Of course! I mean, that's why he left in the first place, right? What we need to do is give Four a big, big, hug!

[Profily hugs the cactus, ascends and warps.]

Profily: [screams] Someone help me!! Guys!! Whatever you do -- don't touch the cactus!!! It's deadly, I'M SERIOUS!!!

[Profily pops in midair.]

X: [recovers him]

Profily: Let's ignore that last moment, but maybe if I try hugging the ground, huh? [hugs the ground]

X: Yeah... anyway, thank you, Profily! I have to go.

Profily: Oh? So I guess I'll uh, just stay here then? [laughs] Profily and Four Time! [laughs] Hmm? Hey, Four... can you hear me? [pats] Wake up! Fooour! Little Four, time to wake up now!

[In Four's head.]

Pencil: Wow! I'm so glad I won this prize! This, uh, this thing. It's really good!

Four: You're very welcome! We've done so many seasons. We were running out of prizes. But thankfully, that one is good!

Pencil: That's what I just said.

Profily: [above in the sky] ''Four... can you hear me? Wake up! Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now!''

Stapy: What's uh, what's going on out there? And who was that? Have you tried waking up?

Four: mWake up? I-I don't want to though.

Bracelety: We don't need 'em, Four! You can stay here! Forever! We all like you, at least!

Four: Why did you emphasize we? Who doesn't like me?

Match: Oh, like, Four! You know the answer to that! Hah hah hah hah!

8-Ball: Everyone except us! But don't worry Four, I don't have a favorite number. But I do have a favorite host. You.

Four: Oh, man. I made you guys up, didn't I? None of this is real, isn't it?

Pencil: Great detective work, buddy. Did that take you all day? [sarcastic clapping]

Four: So, even the fake version of you that I made up in head still behave this, huh?

Match: [laughing] Even, like, your fake friends inside your own head hate you.

Four: And it doesn't even stop here! Everyone up there hates me, too!

Liy: Don't say THAT.

Four: They rejected me! They liked their little speaker box! Well, then, they can have him. Just face it! I'll never be as good!

Match: But then, why won't they leave you alone?

Four: Very good question, Match!

Match: I'm you. I'm a figment of your imagination, remember?

Four: Uh, yes. I get that.

Match: I'm just like, pointing out that you just, like, complimented yourself on your own idea. Yikes.

Four: Okay, this conversation detailed rather quickly. Regardless! They all pushed me away! And now they won't leave me alone! Well you know what I say to that! Imaginary 8-Ball, they don't get to have me back. They can keep the weird speaker box forever!

8-Ball: They won't even care.

Four: Grr! [eye zaps 8-Ball]

Liy: And you wonder why they all rejected you? Huh?

Four: This is not my fault!

David: Seriously!?

Firey Jr.: You kill people for fun, and you torture us for eternal math! And get angry if we don't DO it!

Stapy: Not to mention the guilty tripping and overpossessiveness!

Four: [angry] Stop talking! I don't need you imaginary friends anyway!

[Four snaps his fingers to send his imaginary EXIT friends away.]

Four: And you know what? I don't need any of you. Real or not! [grows and does an evil laugh]

[The screen pitches black.]

The Quest To Save Four
X: GUUUYS! Please, can you help me?

Lollipop: Whatever you need, little X. Don't I need to avenge you for something or whatever?

X: Never mind that. Help me with this, and we'll consider the score even. I need you all to help me save Four!

Balloony: Save Four?! What if he pulls my fingers again?

Ruby: And, when he did pull your finger, there was no punchline!

Balloony: It also REALLY hurt me!

Ruby: Yeah, but, the worst part there was no "pull my finger" punchline.

Loser: You want us to save Four? I mean, Four wouldn't save us.

X: You all chose to partake in Four's show. Please just help me get him back. If not for Four, then for me. Please?

Gelatin: X never steered us wrong, guys! Come on! [to X] So what do you need, pal?

X: Just follow me. And... bring the BFB.

Gelatin: [holds the BFB] You got it! Hup, hup, hup! [running with Lollipop and Teardrop]

Profily: [builds sandcastles and singing] La la la, building sandcastles, minding my own business, and singing to myself like the legend that I am!

[Four arises from the desert as a sand sculpture.]

Profily: ...Wait just one second! -- My sandcastles are good but I don't remember building THAT one, am I right, folks?

Sand Monster [Four]: Close your mouth and LEAVE ME ALONE!

Profily: Huh, y'know, it's kinda weird. All this Four talk and now it feels like I'm seeing him everywhere I look!

[Back to the golden bus.]

Leafy: Spongy said the BFDI is under the seat. Quick, let's grab it!

Purple Face: Nope, nope, nooo! This is my BFDI, now and forever!

Taco: Why are you DOING this, Purple Breath?!

Leafy: I understand the feeling of wanting to steal something, but why the BFDI, Purple Man?

Purple Face: Oh, [laughing]! You want to know the truth behind my evil schemes, huh? Well...

[Flashback to BFB 16.]

Purple Face: Remember back at Final 14, where if you move the camera to the right, Profily was there? Well, if you move the camera to the left, Announcer was there!

Announcer: [spoken] Hey, guys. What's up?

Purple Face: But! If you move the camera up, I was there, all along!!!

Evil Purple Face: Ah, yes. I'm evil! And I have evil, big wings, too!

[Scene cuts back to the bus.]

Firey: [bangs the floor] Actual answer! RIGHT NOW!

Purple Face: BECAUSE NONE OF YOU RESPECT MEEEEE!

Sand Monster [Four]: I was furious when I was sent to the Pillary Ruins at first. But now I realize that's the best fate for me. Alone and forgotten. But at least I'll be in PEACE!

[Four flees from the desert, turning the desert back to normal.]

X: Profily! What just happened over here?

Profily: Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks.

Ruby: Ooh! I know how to get there super fast! [takes out the FreeSmart Supervan] The FreeSmart Supervan!

Lollipop: Oh, no! I thought this thing got wrecked!

Ruby: Well, it's been a while, Lolly. I fixed it.

Lollipop: [sarcastically] That's... that's great.

Bubble: Nice thinking, Ruby! You're so smart!

Ruby: Now, everyone, get in!

'[The Have Cots get in the van.]

Gelatin: Is there a radio on this thing?

Ruby: That's broken... but likely, I have my voice-box.

Lollipop: Ruby, don't you dare!

[Ruby's scream is inaudible.]

Purple Face: You guys don't thank me for my TV idea?! I keep being confused HOSTING stuff! I-I-I- I bet you guys wish, I was back in box, don't you?

Announcer: A little bit.

Leafy: Purple Man! I think your contributions are great!

Flower: Yeah! Remember the sweater I gave you? The Earth took a major toll for that piece of art. That's for sure.

Purple Face: Hmm... true.

Flower: [wrestles the BFDI from Purple Face] Now give me the BFDI right this second!

Purple Face: Guh! [babbles]

[The BFDI lands in front of Announcer.]

Purple Face: No! I need something for my hard work!

Announcer: Back where it belongs. It's my show. It belongs to me.

Firey: [kicks Announcer] Well, I won the first season! I deserve it the most!

Taco: [seizes the BFDI] Well, I want to watch the Barf Bag contest. Clearly my motivation is best so I deserve it.

Leafy: [grabs the BFDI] I already let Firey lose one prize. I won't let him lose another!

Woody: [touches and scoops the BFDI, grunts] No more fighting, or else no one keeps it!

Spongy: [crushes Woody] I deserve it! I've been eliminated FOUR times!

Blocky: BFDI stands for my very own show! [grabs the BFDI] Think it's mine, guys.

Leafy: [grabs the BFDI] Hand it over!

Announcer: [grabs the BFDI] It's mine.

[Everyone battle cries to fight it out to get the BFDI for themselves.]

Chasing Four
Lollipop: We haven't seen Four since the desert. The lack of Four sightings is alarming. maybe we should turn around?

Gelatin: Luckily, we have a special, smart friend for this type of stuff. Droplet. Do you notice anything unusual nearby that can relate to Four?

Teardrop: [points to Four on the tree]

Invader Tree [Four]: Gah! Just leave me alone already!! [smothers down from the tree and leads right ahead of the bus]

[The FreeSmart Superman follows it.]

X: Great work, gang! After him!

[Everyone keeps fighting until the bus almost falls into the the grand cliff]

Flower: What the! What just happened?

Firey: The world just went sideways, duh. Clearly someone didn't take Gelatin's Earth class.

Announcer: I think the bus is dangling from something.

[The bus can be seen falling]

Blocky: You didn't stop the bus, Purple Bro?

Purple Face: It drives by itself. Once I got it started, you all distracted me! This is all your fault! Not mine at all!

 Spongy: Guys. Okay, everybody, just calm down. Just hand me the BFDI, and then we could just be done with this.

Taco: Cut it OUT! What has gotten into all of you?! The BFDI is cool, but this is so reckless and ridiculous. Everyone get off this bus before we all die! Nothing is worth this type of nonsense.

Blocky: Alright, gang! We're gonna need to climb up outta here! Quickly everyone!

[Everyone jumps out except two.]

Leafy: Uh... where's Flower, guys?

Firey: And Purpley Boy?

Blocky: And the Speaker Box?

Leafy: Don't tell me they all stayed on that bus!

Taco: The BFDI is still in there, too!

[Everyone makes excited noises for the BFDI.]

[Purple Face, Flower, and Announcer struggle for the BFDI inside.]

Flower: I want it! I worked so hard for it this season!

Purple Face: As of I! I need more than anyone!

Announcer: BFDI is literally mine. I deserve this. Pretty please?

Flower: But I won it!

Purple Face: I haven't been payed all season! This is payment enough for me!!

Announcer: I've waited for years to return for this. Don't let it go to waste.

Purple Face: Oh, why is it so important, Speaker Face? Just, get another copy!

Announcer: That's exactly it. This is the only remaining copy of the entire show.

[Flower and Purple Face are shocked.]

[The FreeSmart SuperVan follows to find Four on top of the courthouse.]

Loser: We can see you, Four.

Balloony: Not a great disguise, buddy.

Slimey Ceiling [Four]: Curses! [escapes]

X: I can't believe he's protesting this much! BFB means so, SO much to him!

Gelatin: Really? Why?

X: Oh! Well, back in the day, BFDI was his favorite show.

Gelatin: Kay! ...Wait, really?

Flower: So, wait. None of it is preserved? Like, at all?!

Announcer: Some clips exist on the internet, but this is the last existing archive of the whole show. It's my life's work! I need it.

Purple Face: Wanna talk about life's work? My entire life's work is starring in one Yellow Face commercial. Then I was boxed away and then a-then I did a variety hour! I've done only enough things to fit on one hand! [pulls out his left hand]

Announcer: Hey! [holds up the right hand] The hand gag is mine.

Flower: You're not giving yourself enough credit, Purple Bro. You hosted a Cake at Stake and explored an oven with us! Sometimes you can tell you aren't welcome if people questioned why you're around. But I don't think anyone did that with you! We got used to seeing you around and if anything, it was nice to have a host around that we knew wouldn't blast a laser at us every three seconds. Truly, you've been integral to BFB, Purpley. We really like you being here with us.

Purple Face: Wow. Thank you, Flower.

[The Supervan parks behind the high-speed express train.]

Gelatin: It's the high-speed express train! Thanks, Supervan. You've done a great job.

'[The Have Cots and X get off.]

Gelatin: Fantastic use of this van, Ruby!

Lollipop: It's great this thing is back in action! Alright, guys. Let's all board the express train! We can beat Four back to the Pillary Ruins.

Shaking Ground [Four]: Wow! That train does look fast! Thanks for the idea, Lolly Head! [transforms the train into him]

Power Train [Four]: Leave me alone, folks! Choo-choo! [zooms away from them]

Lollipop: Maybe we... shouldn't have announced our plans.

Balloony: I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I found Four's presence very scary and alarming! But then he goes, and says, "Choo-choo!" which must be like the least threatening phase ever. You know what I mean?

Ruby: Choo-choo! [punches Balloony in the face] Think again, Balloon buddy!

Gelatin: Luckily we have a backup! The steam train is still here!

Lollipop: Excellent idea, my friend! Everyone, get on!

[The Have Cots hop along with X.]

Purple Face: Okay! Okay. Maybe, I'm being selfish by wanting the BFDI so badly.

Announcer: You have an interesting definition of a word "maybe".

Purple Face: Flower, you earned it. Thanks for making me realize. I'm not just some dumb cameo in a commerical. You know, Flower, you've really changed. I'm heading out. See you folks, outside!

Announcer: Well it's just us now. I guess we can argue and argue over who gets it, but maybe that's not fair. You did win it.

Flower: Nah, I don't want it anymore. What Purple Face just said, "That's worth the win in itself." Keep the BFDI, buddy. Let's get out of this death trap!

[Flower and Announcer climb out.]

Flower: I've decided that the BFDI belong to our Speakery pal here. Anyway, glad THAT'S settled. I guess every finale has something wild in it, but it's all settled now.

Firey: Agree. Thank goodness there's not some other even bigger conflict going on! That would be lame.

Leafy: So is it just me that notices that the desert is no longer... blue?

Flower: [disappointed] Ugh. We're not quite finished, are we?

Four's Favorite Show
Lollipop: So, what? Four was a big fan of BFDI, you said?

Gelatin: Yeah, I mean, we definitely have free time. Wanna explain that.

X: Four wasn't just a big fan, he was the BIGGEST fan! Bigger than you could possibly imagine.

[Flashback.]

X: [narrator] He'd sit and memorize BFDI episodes. He was in LOVE with it!

X: [in flashback] Are you still watching that BFBDFI show thing? Are you?

Four: Uh-huh! Shh! This is my favorite scene of this episode.

Announcer: Let's take some time to commemorate Blocky's elimination.

Pencil: No! Psh! Let's not do that.

Leafy: [simultaneously with Four] I agree! Let's not!

Four: [simultaneously with Leafy] I agree! Let's not!

Announcer: Okay. Fine.

Four: One day, X, people are going to be including me! I'm gonna be on that show.

X: [surprised] Really, Four?

Four: The world's going to know my name. I'll be the favorite. [sinister] I'll be the favorite...

X: Once the second season finished, Four compiled all of his episodes of BFDI into a vlog, creating the BFDI.

[The BFDI theme tune plays fastly.]

X: And I think that might be only preservation of the first two seasons left.

Gelatin: Wow. He was a such a huge super fan, and he got the chance to host a show and...

Lollipop: We all rejected him.

Bubble: I just want to point out, though. Four was kind of mean to us.

Lollipop: True, too.

Gelatin: Maybe, we were all a little mean here.

[The train stops and they get off.]

Gelatin: But, we have to time to fix any damage! Let's save our favorite alien friend!

X: Hey!

Gelatin: Uh- one of our favorite alien friends. Hooray, let's do it!

Flower: Hello, we are back!

Profily: Oh, why, hello.

Leafy: So what happened?

Profily: Well, you guys all left, but then you came back.

Flower: Did you somehow think we were asking what happened to us? What happened to everyone else?

Profily: Oh. Four became conscious again and flipped to the Pillary ruins, I think.

Flower: What?! [turns to them] Guys, we need to go help right now!

Profily: Nah.

Woody: Huh? We have to help!

Profily: They've got it covered! I'm sure they'll know what I do.

Announcer: So what are you suggesting we do in the meantime? Nothing.

Profily: Actually, I had a better idea! I'm gonna need help setting something up, folks.

Bubble: Where could he be?

Ruby: I really thought this would be the landmark in the Pillary Ruins you would come to. Sorry, guys.

Balloony: I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well. [spots Four] Yeah, guys, I think I found him.

Ruby: Where, Balloony?

Balloony: Right, up there.

[Four's head can be see in the BRB.]

Gelatin: Teardrop, you know how to just run up to this thing, right?

Teardrop: [nods]

Lollipop: Well, take it away, Tearster! You got this, buddy.

Gelatin: Everyone, hold hands and hold on tight! We're heading up to the BRB!

[Everyone holds on to Teardrop and Teardrop runs up to Four.]

Big Rotating Number [Four]: I asked you to leave me alone. You didn't listen. I asked to be in the ruins by myself, but you didn't listen. There's only one place I can think of more lonely and empty than this place, and you've all PUSHED ME TO THIS!!!!! HRNNNGGHHHH.....!!!!!!!!!!!

Lollipop: What on Four's BRB is going on up there?!

Loser: I think he might be propelling UP! The BRB is landing, guys!!!

[As Loser speaks, the BRB begins to crack, then splits into two while the top half flies up with Four and everyone else flies up.]

Ruby: Weeeeeeeee!!!!!! We're flying!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bubble: This is not a happy occasion, Ruby!!!

Ruby: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WE'RE FLYING!!!!!!!!!!

''[Everyone screams loudly until Four and the BRB successfully blast off into space. Everyone lands on the sun, and Four becomes the ultimate constant presence into it and sinks, the BRB grows on it. Four's face appears with an angry smile.]''

Everything's Blue
Flower: I wonder how the saving Four stuff is doing?

[Four turns everything blue.]

Flower: About as well as I expect so far.

[In TPOT, Clock is running to Two.]

Clock: Uh, hey, Two! You're more powerful than Four, right? Can you do something about this sun thing?

Two: I don't know where you heard that. But, anyways, I'd rather stay out of it.

Clock: But the sun's BLUE!

Two: And I'm green!

[On the sun.]

Lollipop: Talk to us, Four! I demand it!

Balloony: FOOOUR!!! Time to chat now, buddy!!

Loser: Hey, Four, Four, Four! Heeere, Four, Four, Four!

Ruby: Can't avoid your best mate Ruby for so long, Four! Time to chitchat!

Blue Star [Four]: Please! Why can't you all just LEAVE ME ALONE?! You don't want me as your host, I GET IT! Whatever!! I moved on, so why won't YOU?!

Gelatin: [screaming] BECAUSE WE'RE MAD, OKAY?!?!?! We're mad at YOU, Four!!

Gelatin: YOU come in, and make us compete for these PRIZES, and you HURT us!! You're mean to us, and then we STILL compete for your prize, and you continue to hurt us, and, I-I don't know, pulling our fingers so we can feel pain for your own BENEFIT?! Or, like, KILLING us or doing that weird thing where you spin us into weird shapes?! And you put ALL of us in CAGES for MONTHS?! We like you, Four. That's why we stayed. But you can't expect us remain fully committed when you don't even treat us nicely!!

[Gelatin realizes X is upset.]

Gelatin: Maybe... maybe I was too harsh there. I just --

Blue Star [Four]: No, you're right. I'm sorry.

Gelatin: Thank you. And for what it's worth, Four, we're sorry, too.

Gelatin: We obviously enjoyed your hosting this a season. People don't compete for 30 episodes for something they actively dislike. Sure, some people did move on, but what matters is that we stayed. We're here for you, buddy.

Ruby: Yeah, we've had a great time being in your season, Four.

Bubble: And we got cool sweaters and weird different challenges like building a tower and stuff.

Balloony: And to be fair, while the BRB was rough, we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages.

Loser: It's been so fun, if only there was some way to show how we've had fun.

Gelatin: Flawless segue, Loser. But, regardless, we can show you how much fun we've had, Four: with the BFB!

[Gelatin activates the BFB, and it shows all the previous great moments in BFB.]

BFB 22: Who Stole Donut's Diary?

Flower: Let's party, Taco!

BFB 26: The Hidden Contestant

Four: X! You're a true blue friend.

X: I'm not blue.

[Cuts to BFB 7 where everyone is playing with the poppers.]

[Cuts to BFB 22 where Firey and Leafy is hugging.]

[Cuts to BFB 1 where Bell is flying near the forks.]

Bell: Wee!

[The forks fall down.]

Yellow Face: Yay!

BFB 21: Let's Raid The Warehouse

Bubble: Now we're climbing a mountain!

[Cut to BFB 22 again where the eliminaton has a song playing.]

[Gelatin then pauses the compilation.]

Gelatin: It's been a really fun season, Four. Thanks for hosting it.

Four Is Back To Normal
[Four sinks himself back up from the Sun, and returns back to his normal state.]

Four: You're welcome, Gelatin. Thanks for being such a great player. You're a true winner in my eyes! Congratulations on winning by the way.

Gelatin: [laughs] Flower won.

Four: Oh, dear, I had a lot of money writing on that. Oh, no, this is like really bad news, guys.

Gelatin: Maybe you can discuss this later.

X: Four! You're baaack!

Four: X, it's great to see you! You're a true, yellow friend.

X: That's me!

Lollipop: Can we leave the Sun now? Three times is overkill for one lifetime. [a drop falls] Also, I'm melting again.

Four: Sure thing! Let's get out of here.

[Four snaps his fingers to teleport, causing everyone, the Have Cots, X, including the top of the BRB back to Earth.]

Everyone: Yeah!

Flower: You guys did it!

Gelatin: Yeah, and we couldn't have done it without the BFB, Flower! Thanks, again.

Flower: No worries, Jello. We should of been teaming up together for a long time! Seems like a good combination.

Gelatin: Very true, my friend.

Four: Hey, Announcer. Thanks for taking care of the end of the season!

Announcer: Well, it is my-

Four: [upset] I know. It's your show. And I'm sorry for taking it away from you.

Announcer: I understand. And without you, we probably wouldn't have made another season. And I wouldn't have had the original seasons backed up, either. So, I don't know, I guess you're cool.

X: He sure is, Speaker Friend!

Purple Face: Uh... now are you gonna thank me? For hosting episode 29 all by myself, too, Four?

Four: [surprised, gasps] You did?

Announcer: He did. He actually saved the series. I, uh, nearly got it cancelled. Sorry about that.

Four: Well then, I owe a thank you to you, Purply Head! You really outdid yourself.

Purple Face: Yay!

Profily: Also, not to break the celebration, but while these folks were saving you, we were working on something a little cool!

Four: Oh, gosh! What is it?

Profily: Your very own party, Four! [party blower sound effect] I know we didn't come through for you a couple of rounds ago, but I hope this make up for it.

Four: [judges it] Everyone, thank you so much! It's perfect!

Leafy: I mean, it was a group of effort but a lot of this was Profily's doing. It was truly their idea.

Profily: [gasps] You like it! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Four: Then thank you, Profily. Clearly it was the right decision to let you join the game.

Profily: Correction. I was always in the game.

Four: Well, I don't know about that.

Profily: Well, I was so, conversation over.

Four: Anyway, I really appreciate it, Profily. Thank you so much!

The Future for the Season
Gelatin: [narrates] So we all had a fantastic party to finish the season, we played games and ate food, and just got to hang out with the stress of the competition holding us down.

Flower: Hey, Bub, Ruby!

Ruby: What's up?

Flower: Want to help me eat this Grand Cake?

Bubble and Ruby: Yoy!

'[Flower, Ruby, and Bubble eat the Grand Cake in unison.]

Leafy: It must be nice for Flower and Gelatin to actually like, use their prizes, huh?

Firey: [sighs] Well, Dream Island is all in the past, anyway. Onwards and upwards!

Leafy: Hey! Why don't we just find a new one?

Firey: What do you mean?

Leafy: We don't have Dream Island right now, but, like, we can always find a new island, and make it our Dream Island!

Firey: You... you want to do that? 'Cause that sounds awesome!

Leafy: We have a lot of lost time to catch up on, Fireman! Let's do it!

Firey: Let's go!

Firey and Leafy: [run away playfully]

Gelatin: [narrates] And, we all just got to relax and have fun for while! And while some things stayed the same, [over an image of Flower and Gelatin's partnership store] some really cool opportunities opened up, too! [it shows an image of the hosts talking about the next season] And while some of us relaxed and took time off, some of us were keen to think ahead of the future! [montage ends] But really, any path seems like the right one to me, as long I'm with my best friends! [closes the book] Anyway, so that's the comic I wrote, inspired by Teardrop's comics. What do you reckon she will think of it?

Bubble: I'm sure she'll love it!

Ruby: Has anyone actually seen Teardrop? She's been missing for, like, a day now.

Lollipop: Hmm, well... I'm sure we'll see her again sooner than we think.

[Firey and Leafy are on a boat.]

Leafy: Alright! We got everything, Fireball?

Flower: You guys sure this is gonna be safe?

Firey: Surely. I guess just try recovering us every now and then, in case, you know. [laughing]

Flower: Good luck, guys. I hope you find the Dream Island you're looking for.

Leafy: Thanks, friendo! We'll miss you, Flower!

[The boat sets off.]

Leafy: Congrats on winning, girl! You deserved it!

Firey: We'll see you soon!

Flower: Bye, guys! I'll miss you!

Gelatin: Flower, there you are! Blocky and Woody need new guests for their show! I thought you'd be an awesome partner. Wanna go together?

Flower: That sounds awesome!

Gelatin: [runs back to Blocky and Woody]

Flower: I really did win, didn't I? Wait up, Gelatin! Wait for me! [follows him]

''[Firey and Leafy are sailing away into the sunset. The screen fades black with the text "the end". The credits roll.]''

The Last Word of the Season
[The scene cuts to Firey and Leafy floating on a boat at night.]

Leafy: So, Firey, the first word of the season is, "Hey."

Firey: Yeah?

Leafy: So I thought it'd be cool if we made the last word the same, too! Right?

Firey: True!

Leafy: Hey!

Firey: Why are you saying, "hey"? We're already talking?

Leafy: No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season.

Firey: Yo, what's up?

Leafy: You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.

Firey: I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet, but you also say "hey"?

Leafy: Just -- uh, okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?

Firey: Sure.

Leafy: Hey!

Firey: Hey.

Leafy: Yes, we di -- oh, I kept talking. Darn.

Firey: Doing mistake, I see.

Leafy: Hey!

Firey: Yo!

Leafy: H-no, say, "hey".

Firey: Hey.

Leafy: H-but, like, after I say it, hey.

Firey: Hey!

Leafy: I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say, "hey", okay? Three-

Firey: Hey?

Leafy: Uh, that was my bad, I meant to count down, but, okay. Let's try again. Three, two --

X: Hey, I need to borrow this. [seizes and grabs the boat propeller] Thanks!

[X zooms off.]

Firey and Leafy: HEY!

''[The screen pitches black. The episode and the whole season ends.]''