BFB 18: Take the Tower

(The scene cuts to commercial)

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(Start of the episode)

Taco: Hey, Spongy!

Spongy: Yeah?

Taco: Nice to be back?

Spongy: Yeah!

Taco: That's awesome! Now I don't usually do this, but, here's a welcome back gift!

Spongy: Wow, Thanks!

Taco: It's a friendship bracelet. Try it on.

(Spongy straps himself, Woody scared of water, Firey burns)

Blocky: New material? Let me write down on paper!

(Intro from BFB 17, but full)

Taco: You look amazing, Spongy!

Spongy: Thanks, Taco!

Flower: Wha?

(Dun)

Flower: Wha?!

(Dun)

(Flower opens up her brain, flashback)

Taco: But today? You can win in me that easily.

Flower: Ah, come on!

(Now)

Flower: Grr! TACO! Why Spongy and not me?!

Four: Overaging-Flower, it's elimination time!

Flower: But didn't the other team lose?

Four: Oh. Oh yeah! Oopsie.

(Cake at Stake intro)

Four: So, Four-Colored Team! You disappointed my color last time! Shame! Whichever team member gets the fewest votes will leave the show!

Lollipop: I thought it was whichever got the MOST votes!

Four: Well, we're changing it up.

Lollipop: And why?

(Four's screech is BACK!)

X: Four!

Four: Huh!

X: You promised me no more screeching!

Four: Oh, right! Sorry, Lolly!

Balloony: Oh, she's not waking up! Maybe he needs more patting!

(Four patts)

Balloony: MORE COMFORTING PATS!!!!!!

(Four pats faster)

Balloony: MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lollipop breaks)

Four: X will reveal the six of you who are safe!

X: That's my job!

Bubble: Oh, I'm so nervous!

Gelatin: Bubble, it's pronounced ner-viz. Say it with me! Ner-viz.

Bubble: N-N-Noier-viz?

Gelatin: There you go!

Ruby: Um....

X: Leafy got the most votes from fans, at 11,000 out of 51,000!

Leafy: YAY!

(Leafy at a musical show)

Leafy: I'd like to thank to my family and friends for supporting me along the way! And, Firey, and-

Four: No speeches! Your prize is this duct tape!

Leafy: MMMM! Mmmmmmmm.

X: Teardrop, you cannot talk, and Lollipop, who also cannot talk is safe! (strips the tape) Bubble and Gelly are safe!

Gelatin: Yay! Now I'm not noier-viz anymore!

Bubble: Huh? Hey, Gelatin! That's not fair!

Gelatin: You know what, Bubble? Accents.....Things can't choinge!

(Gelatin pops Bubble)

Balloony: Oh, I'm feelling so much pressure again! This is not good!

Ruby: Sorry mommy, I did a no-no again?

X: Balloony! Ruby! One of you will be eliminated today. Leaving are final thirteen! Who's it gonna be?!

Balloony: Well, tell us already, I can't any longer!

Ruby: Eh, I could wait longer.

(X reveals the votes, Balloony's out)

Balloony: Oh, alright. Goodbye, you guys. I enjoyed my stay. Now SUCK ME UP, FOUR!

Four: Oh, um, actually, there aren't any safe spots in the EXIT.

(Balloony's face)

Balloony: Um, in that case, where are you gonna take me?

X: We are going to take you here.

(X snaps his finger, Balloony floats)

Balloony: Woah! This is kinda spooky. Well, Goodbye, fello contestants! Oh, here I go!!!

(Balloony is gone forever)

Ruby: Four, where are you sending balloon boy? I hope he'll be okay.

Four: He's going to BRB! (The new elimination spot)

Ruby: Oh, he's going to be right back? That's a relief.

Four: In the meantime.......

(Four recovers Bubble and Lollipop)

Bubble: A-hey, guys! I missed the elimination! Balloony, can you give me a recap?

Gelatin: Bubble, look up.

Bubble: So, this means you got eliminated?

Balloony: Yeah, this is awkward!

Bubble: No way! We're getting you back, Balloony!

(Bubble grabs bricks)

Bubble: I'M GONNA CATCH YOU BRICK BY BRICK!!!!

Four: What are you building? That's illegal! Lollipop, stop her!

Lollipop: But's she on OUR team.

Four: Well, are you going to bring her down?

Lollipop: Also no.

Blocky: I volunteer to take you down!

(Blocky jumps to the tower, Four grabs him)

Four: You need two hives of raightousness must not waste energy fighting! Unless this is a fairly mediated competition!

(Four builds towers)

Four: Each team has a tower to build, and another to destroy!

X: I see a pile of rocks you can use. But yeah! Whoever team's tower gets knocked down loses. (Click fingers) G-G-G-GO!!

Four: You really went for that one, huh?

X: Yes.

(Four x X)

Leafy: Alright, Four-Colored friendos! We're down one member from our team, so if you want to win, we got to put our heads together!

Bubble: Last time I tried I died!

Lollipop: I say we impersonate and infliterate. Their tower doesn't stand a chance if we can inside it.

Gelatin: Good plan! But who should we impresonate? It can't be Loser, last time I impersonated him I got arrested for putting him on probation.

Ruby: Oh, I know just the person! Guess who's merch I got for when we went shopping!

(In the tower)

Spongy: Oh, Loser, I'm so happy we're in this tower!

Loser: I agree! Four makes so proud!

(Door knocking)

Firey: Who can THAT be?

(Flubble appears)

Flubble: Um, It's me, Flower!

Firey: No, Bubble. You're Bubble.

Flollipop: Yeah, Bubs! Why did you think they'd believe that? You have to do it the Flower way. OOOOOOOH!

Firey: What?! Lollipop, you're trying to trick us too?

(Flowelatin appears)

Flowelatin: Hey, it's me, Flower!

Firey: Oh my gosh, Flower! The worst thing just happened! Bubble and Lollipop tried to impersonate you!

Flowelatin: Wow, some people are so vicious.

Flower: Wha?! Firey, that's Gelatin right there! He's trying to impersonate me too!

Firey: Nice try, impostor! But I know my friend Flower when I see her!

Flower: Would you consider me as a friend?

Firey: Whoever you are, you Flower costume is very convincing. Where did you buy those petals from, Gelatin's FAKE-house?!

Flower: Wha? No, Don't shop right there! I pick a more fashionable store than that!

Flowelatin: But you bought them at the A store, huh?

Flower: What?!

Flowelatin: Your little stchick is over, bub, or should I say, DORA?!

Flower: This is ridiculous! I am NOT Dora!

Gelatin: Good riddance!

Taco: RRRNGH! Blocky, help me out here! Throw to the other team's tower!

Blocky: Whatever you say.

(Blocky throws)

Taco: Well, that was a try at least.....

Blocky: Hey, maybe you shouldn't have given the World's Biggest Rock!

Taco: (gasp) The other team stole our idea!

Leafy: 3, 2, 1, Throw!

(Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!)

Flower: Bahahahah! Four-Colored Team! More like........Muscles-SMALLER Team!!

Ruby: Flower, I thought we signed a rude to the insulting war of 19.

Taco: Quit BLABBERING and help me push these rocks!

Woody, Taco, Spongy, Loser: RRRNGH!!

(Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Squeak)

(A rocks falls on X)

Taco: Oh, gosh, um, X, you should move out of the way now.

Ruby: We're falling behind! Where's Lollipop? Or even Bubble or Gelatin?

Lollipop: We're back.

Bubble: Yeah, Gelatin's still undercover!

Leafy: Great job, team! You guys are so fast, I bet Gelatin's destroying the other team's tower pretty well!

(Firey and Flowelatin playing Patty Cake)

Blocky: Flower, you gotta be kidding! You're not doing any work?!

Flower: Neither is your deodorant!

Loser: I have a plan!

(Loser straps Spongy's friendship bracelet off)

Spongy: Loser, what are you doing? That's my favorite- Awwwwwww!

Loser: Now watch this!

(Loser straps it)

Everyone: Oooooohh!

(Loser straps it back)

Everyone: Ahhhhhhh!

(Applause)

Loser: Hey, Firey! Got anything sharp?

Firey: Well, I got this Coiny-slapping glove from before, and it's kinda sharp.

Loser: Perfect! Now watch this!

(Loser climbs up)

Loser: Okay, Four-colored friends, climb up here! If we go across the bridge, we'll destroy the other team's tower! Isn't that a wonderful plan?

Four-Colored Team: YEAH!

Loser: It's my duty to give you guys some-

Taco: LOSER! Look, they're coming.

Blocky: Alright, anyone on our team got the guts to go across?

Woody: Wah, wah!

Blocky: Woody, you wanna do it?

Woody: Wah, wah!

Blocky: That sounds like a yes to ME! Go!

Flower: Who's next? Who's next?

Taco: Dora?! What are YOU doing here?

Flower: Oh, for petal's sake!

Taco: TPOT characters are'nt allowed in this Battle Arena!!

(Taco knocks Flower off)

Woody: Wah...... (screams)

Taco: Don't look down, Woody, it's safety.

(Woody is scared)

Taco: (echo) Woody, it's safety.

Woody: ...........WAH!!!!!!

(Teardrop straps the bridge, Woody and Lollipop are flying)

Woody: AHHHHH!!!!!

Lollipop: Whatever.

Taco: Woah, that was crazy! I am the only one left on this thing?

Ruby: The answer is a no to me.

Four and X-Colored Team: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (5x)

Leafy: Um, please......don't.........fall.........off............ (Ruby knocks Taco off)

Ruby and Taco: WOAH! (Leafy daydreaming)

Gelatin: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Uh, hey, Leafster! What are you waiting for?! Go do your thing! Go fight!

Leafy: Umm....

Firey: Oh, um, this is a little weird isn't it?

Leafy: Um, I would like to pass! I don't like fighting!

Gelatin: No time for passing! Four's clock is almost up!

Leafy: How about we......fake fight?

Gelatin: (sigh) That's not gonna cut it.

Firey: Leafy's fake fighting and real fighting all look the same to me.

Leafy: Look, I'm doing jumping-jacks!

Gelatin: Not cool, at all.

(Children: Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!)

Flower: Huh?! This roof can use are remodel but.....it's duable.

(Buildings starts to crack)

Flower: Wait, this is NOT duable! OH MY GARDENER!!!!!!!!!

Leafy: I'm punching Firey! I'm punching Firey!

Gelatin: No, you're punching the air.

Leafy: See, he's retreating in fear! Wait, why isn't he retreating?

(They all fall off)

Four and X: Boop! Time's up! The Four-Colored Team's Tower was significantly shortened. However,  the X's Colored Team's tower no longer exists! so their team automatically loses! Since the Four-Colored Team has a place to live, they are the "Have Cots"! Because the other team doesn't, they are the Have-Nots.

Micheal Huang: "Hey, everyone! What's up? I'm Cary, You might know me as the person (X's voice) who voices X. (Normal voice) I just want to let (X's voice) you know that you should vote for the (Normal voice) person on the Have Nots team (X's voice) that you want to save! Type in their letter and square brackets and post it on a comment on this video! (Normal voice) Whoever gets the least votes will be eliminated. Subscribe to our channel! Our goal is over 200 vingillition subs! And we also have a TikTok now which I know it is controversial but I feel like I have to BFDI mentioned in TikTok in 2011 so it's just my calling."

(Epilogue, FSSV stops)

Ruby: Hello, Lollipop! Get in, buddy!

Lollipop: About time you showed up.

Ruby: So, Pop-pop-

Lollipop: DON'T call me that.

Ruby: Well, since the radio's broken, so I'd just thought sing for you! (singing) 🎵 La la la, driving with my friends, this is so much fun 🎵

Lollipop: Enough of that, no more singing! Today, tommorow, ever. I hate it.

(FSSV stops again)

Ruby: Hey, Leafy! Come on in!

Woody: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Ruby: Hi, Woody!

Woody: Hah.

(8 Seconds l8ter)

Ruby and Leafy: 🎵 La la la, driving with my friends, this is so much fun, driving with my friend 🎵

Lollipop: Get me out of here..............somebody help.......

Balloony: WOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHOOOOAHHHHOOOAHHHHAHHHHAHHHAHH! AHHHH! AHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!