The Legend of Pumpkin Guts

Aunt Lydia: Speaking of my shredding plan of you silly choices, we shall maintain proper difficulties.

Aunt Lydia: All panics all need to preform in a ORDERLY FASHION!!!!!

Dracula: My dearest Mavis, just like I wanted to tell you......and this time, I allowed you to stay inside from the most dangerous night of the year! Would'nt want to be cooked and eaten by a human! So you must never go out. Ever. EVVVEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!!!!! Did I say "EVERRRRRR!!!!!!"?

Mavis: THREE times.

Dracula: Oh, right, now stay in your room, hunger than, and we'll clean up this decision. Love you!!!

Mavis: (groans) I love you, Dad, but sometimes, You put this lockdown a bit too far...........

(SQUID HAND KIDNAPPS MAVIS)

Mavis: Case in point hrrrgh.

Aunt Lydia: Young Mavey, You need to remain in your room, abseloutly NO monsters are'nt allowed out on THIS-

Mavis and Aunt Lydia: The most DANGEROUS night of the year!

Mavis: Yeah, yeah.

Quasimodo: Madame Lydia! The homemade food is still..... (sniffs) DISGUNSTINGLY freshed. We will have no zombie poliscions for the coming Ha- (ZAP)

Aunt Lydia: We do NOT say the H word.

Mavis: I'm not 45, you know, you can at least say Halloween around me.

(Everyone screaming)

Aunt Lydia: Awwwhhh, Now look what you've done. You've been inharmed when you say that.

(WEIRD SOUND)

Mavis: Of COURSE I know. I only knew it every year, But what could possibly go wrong if we go on lockdown til sunrise? PLEASE, Aunt Lydia????

Aunt Lydia: Child, Somethings are good, But good, As of that thing on Quasimodo's nose. Is it the pastry of disrebodeck? A permamanet bed bug, Who knows? Life is full of histories.

Mavis: UgggggggGGGH! Not anymore, It's not. This the year discover the TRUTH! (splat) PLUGH, Ugh-HUh-HUH! Not what I meant.

Quasimodo: Saperpilote!!!!!!!!!

(SHOOM)

Mavis: Thank you all for coming.

Hank: Uhhh, we got stuck in an old vampire's fortress. Where are we gonna go?

Mavis: (unwraps) To HOLLYWOOD!

(Take two)

Hank: Uhhh, we got stuck in a old vampire's fortress, where are we gonna go?

Pedro Plus, you lied and said there would be bulkerìttas!

WendyFan220: Obviously, Is for something important.

Pedro: Well, MORE important than bulkerìttas?

Mavis: HALLOCHIRSTNKGIVING.

Hank: AHHHHHHH!!!! (dies)

Mavis: First, we break free, and learn the REAL story of halloween.

Hank: But we already know the story. Monsters cowarding the sheeps, While humans doing horryfiying things.

Pedro: So, just to be TOTALLY clear, there are like, NO bulkerìttas?

Mavis: Are'nt guys tired of being lockdown without being told why?

Pedro: YEAH!!

WendyFan220: Yes!

Hank: Goì

Pause for 2 minutes

Hank: Ugar ugaree semi temi bamtamée Gogga Boggga Fruggga Smuggfaa gobe damriée

We'll be BRB