BFB 23: Fashion For Your Face! (feat. Boyinaband)

Flower: (panting) Hey, friends! I'm finally ready to present my new fashion line, Glitter for Your Face! The glitter that's infused into the fabric that can repel vomit!

Blocky: They're horrendous!

Gelatin: That's so ugly it's giving me nightmares, even though I'm still awake!

Woody: Weels wo-ay.

(Flower gasps.)

Flower: Di- did you just say it's okay?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!

(Flower almost kicks Woody!)

Bubble: Hey, Lollipop? We gotta talk.

Lollipop: What's wrong?

Bubble: Do you value me as a teammate/friend?

Lollipop: Why, of course I do, Bubble. Your bubbly personality always blows me away.

Bubble: Then how come you didn't even notice when Four killed me?!

Lollipop: Well, you see-

Bubble: Of all people, it was Leafy who asked Four to bring me back!

Lollipop: Ah, yes. You see, I was planning on waiting 'til your birthday to recover you. "Like a happy birthday gift?"

Bubble: So, when's my birthday?

Lollipop: I was going to ask you as soon as you became available.

Gelatin: Hey Leafy! Check out my cool sweater!

Leafy: But I thought you said it gave you nightmares even while you were awake!

(Gelatin stares at Leafy.)

Gelatin: Look what happened to Blocky.

(Blocky is still screaming.)

Leafy: Hey, Firey! Check out my cool new sweater!

X: Hey, Have Cots. It's time for Cake at Stake!

(BFB 17 intro.)

X: So Have Cot team, you guys lost last time, so whichever one of you got the fewest votes is eliminated! But why are you all wearing that ugly sweater?

Bubble: Actually, crew, it's no use telling him why. She's already on her way.

Gelatin: Agreed.

X: What do you mean? Well, I'm still confused. But anyway, Leafy is the first one safe with a record 28,401 votes!

Leafy: (Kirby sound effect while jumping) Yoylecake!

(Leafy asks X.)

Leafy: But X, where's Four?

X: Um, they're over there!

Leafy: Wah!

(Four is locked up in PRISON.)

Gelatin: Oh my collageon! Why is our precious Four imprisoned?

Bubble: Maybe it's because he's guilty of murdering one of our friends?

Gelatin: Ohhh- wait, I didn't remember any of my friends getting murdered.

X: Let's get back to the ceremony! Teardrop's safe next, with 8,970 votes.

Leafy: Yeah! (high-fives Teardrop)

Gelatin: Oh my dear collageon! Lollipop! Our newbie alliance is screwed! It's either us or Bubble getting out. But Bubble's untouchable! Bubble got the most votes last time!

Lollipop: Oh no.

X: Gelatin's wrong.

Gelatin: Oh.

X: Bubble's out!

Bubble: Oh noio!

(X snaps fingers, sending Bubble to the BRB, never to be seen again, she screams.)

Bubble: (wailing) Byyyyyyyeeeeeee guyyyyysssssssssssss!

X: Huh?

Leafy: It's her!

Lollipop: She's here.

(The Have Cots do a creepy speech.)

Have Cots: The fashion queen has arrived to right this wrong. She will spread the glitter truth of her sweater empire, and rid of this planet of haters.

X: Wait, I still don't understand!

(Flower kicks X into the air with Blocky.)

X: (screams)

Blocky: Huh? (crashes through the ground)

Four: Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Aw-ECHKAH! Aw-ECHKAH!

Flower: Wah!! My ears! They bleed!

Firey: Plants have blood?

Blocky: Okay, Four. We hear you! What do you want?!

Four: Contestants! Grr, I was jailed last night, for the crime of trespassing into a courtroom I didn't own! Wah!

Gelatin: Oh, it was that and not the murder?

Four: Murder? I don't recall.

Gelatin: Ah, whatever.

Four: Teams, you gotta save me! Whichever team gets me out of this jail wins! And the other team's up for elimination! Go!

Blocky: Okay Have Notters, follow my lead.

Flower: Hmm, no thanks. I'd rather not get up there with all of these dirty moss.

Woody: (gulp)

Firey: Ah, Woody's scared of heights. Don't worry if you fall, I'll catch you.

Woody: Mm-mmm!

Firey: Oh. On second expection, me catching you wouldn't turn so well, would it?

Lollipop: Alright, team. We're already falling behind. We gotta brainstorm ideas!

Gelatin: Uh, let's try niblet wizzling!

(Teardrop tests a mountain, pays money for something, creating an unstoppable paper for way to break prison bars.)

Lollipop: Oh, no no no. Now's not the time for your pirate adventure fantasies!

Leafy: Lolly, don't be so harsh. Teardrop's inspring comic book artist!

Lollipop: "Tools needed for breaking prison bars. 12-inch titanium lock cutter, mutating blow torch, 8-inch garden stears?" Why, this is actually quite useful!

Gelatin: Uh-oh, a lock cutter? Where are we gonna get our hands on one of those?

Lollipop: You seriously don't know the answer to that question? You were there, jellyboy.

(Flashback, YFW says "Take two items and get out!".)

Gelatin: Oh, Yellow Face's Warehouse, huh?

Lollipop: Yup. Okay team, let's just ride Four's high speed express train to get here. Ugh! What happened here?

Firey: Oh, hey, guys! Sorry for the mess. Last night when Four asked me to clean the railway, I tried to clean it but when I got close the train BURSTED INTO FLAMES!

Leafy: It's okay, Firey. Mistakes happen.

Gelatin: IT'S NOT OKAY! Now we gotta walk to Yellow Face's Warehouse!

Lollipop: No we don't, we can ride the 200-year-old steam train!

Gelatin: The what?

Firey: Yeah, Gelatin, go ride that!

Leafy: Well let's get in!

(Everyone hops on.)

Leafy: Firey! Wanna come with?

Firey: Nah, I gotta stay loyal to my team. But next time, for sure!

Blocky: Woah! Hey, guys! Down below! Watch out for those boxing gloves!

Woody: Hmmmmmmmmmm....... (bouncing on one of them) Hah!

(Woody dodges one of the boxing gloves.)

Blocky: Woah, Woody! That's wicked cool!

(They both say "hup" a million times as they're hopping on boxing gloves.)

Leafy: Oh no, friends, there's a loop-de-loop coming up!

Lollipop: I'm sure we'll be alright.

Gelatin: Yeah, Leafster, as long as you stay in your seat, you should be fine.

(They all scream and fall in the loop-de-loop.)

Gelatin: Huh! That was so scary I even heard Teardrop scream!

Teardrop: *points at Gelatin*

Gelatin: Me!?! Why are you pointing at ME?!?!

Leafy: Okay! Let's put a roof on so that never happens again! *bang* And I'll use this clip to make sure the roof stays in place.

(He puts the clip on the corner of the ride.)

(It worked!)

Gelatin: Phew! Leafster, you are a lifesaver!

Blocky: Aw man, that was the last of the boxing gloves. (grunting) Huh? Uh oh. I can't climb that! We're stuck!

Woody: Wah wah!

Firey: I know! Blocky, why don't you fall off?

(Blocky gets mad at Firey)

Firey: What?

Blocky: And what? Land on some trampoline and bounce back even higher?

Firey: Um, maybe?

Blocky: Oh, huh. Maybe that would work. Flower, can you put a trampoline right below us?!

Flower: I guess. (walking) Here you -- (grins, puts the trampoline down) go, Blocky!

(Lollipop and Gelatin and rubbing their sweaters.)

Gelatin: The sweater is getting itchy.

Lollipop: I agree. You know, we are miles away from Flower now. She has no way of knowing we took off this garbage, huh?

Gelatin: You're right.

(They both take them off)

Gelatin: Ah, fresh air. No more itchy bits.

Leafy: Yay! Teardrop! We don't have to wear this hideous uniform!

Flower: (in her mind) *GASP*! I feel a disturbance in the force! (furiously) Grr!!!!!!

Blocky: I'm gonna bounce! (bounces off)

Flower: (getting ready) I'm gonna....... (and then, does a spring boost) GET YOU!!!!!!!!

Blocky: ............'''AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! '''(crashes through the ground, again.)

(They are here at Yellow Face's Warehouse, there is Steamy.)

Lollipop: THIS is Yellow Face's warehouse?

(Flower runs over a loop-de-loop...)

Gelatin: Yeah, this is it.

Lollipop: How pitfully neglected and mold-infested! Customer should chose the competitor's brand.

(Flower runs over another loop-de-loop...)

Leafy: Well, I for one can't wait to go inside!

Gelatin: Hey, before you do, I gotta warn you. There's a suspicous purple box. It probably has something dangerous in it, and well uh, we should really be sure to AVOID IT when we step inside. Okay?

Leafy: Okay!

(...and then KICKS THEM!!!)

(They all scream!)

Flower: That's what you get for disrespecting my fashion brand!

(They all crash into the warehouse, they hit something, but uh-oh...it's the box of despair. DON'T PURPLE, OPEN INSIDE IS CRACKING.)

Gelatin: Uh oh. Oh, no! That's the box I was warning you about!

Leafy: Oh, Gelatin. I know you're overwhelmed, but it's OK! In fact, Teardrop's already getting what she needs!

(She has a scissor.)

Gelatin: Yeah, but...!!!

(It's Purple Face!)

Purple Face: (spits toungue) I'm about to eat you all!

Lollipop: Oh dear. These purple monsters be crazy.

Gelatin: RUN!!!

(The Have Cots run, Purple Face is catching up.)

Leafy: Purple Face is running too fast! We can't escape him! We're gonna be (cries) eaten!

Gelatin: Wait! I rememeber Flower telling us that these sweaters can't repel vomit!

Lollipop: How's that going to help?

Gelatin: Well, even if we get eaten, Purple Face's stomach acid won't digest us into mush!

Leafy: Hooray!

Gelatin: But first we gotta ball up!

(The Have Cots wrap themselves up.)

Purple Face: Mmm! Looks very appetizing!

(He swallows them.)

Purple Face: Yummy!

Leafy: Woah, now I'm actually protected from the acid! Woohoo! (They cheer) But, now what?

Lollipop: I can't move my limbs.

Blocky: Okay, guys, without the trampoline, our best bet is to boing off the highest boxing glove!

Firey: You got it! But, where's Flower?

(Woody shrugs, they hop onto the the fortress for hours and hours and hours and hours until midnight goes by.)

Leafy: Ugh, it smells kind of weird in here.

Portable Music Player: Personally, I'm the fond of fragnance. Just a little tangy and bitter.

Gelatin: What are you doing in here?

Portable Music Player: Wait, where are we?

(He dies. The Have Nots are still going and going.)

Leafy: Guys, we've been in here for seven hours; the Have Nots are going to win any moment now!

Lollipop: Yeah, that's not good. Any clever ideas, fellow newbie?

Gelatin: Oh, that's me. Uh, can we try punching our way out?

Lollipop: No can do. These monsters have the most imphertrable skin in the universe!

Gelatin: Oh, well in that case I'm drawing a blank.

(Teardrop gets an idea.)

Lollipop: What??? Are you mad, Teardorp? If you pierce my sweater pod, the acid will spill in here and I'll die!

(Volume commits Lollipop.)

Lollipop: EeeeeeeeeeeEEEEHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, stop that!

(Teardrop pierces with Leafy instead.)

Leafy: What, no, not me! NoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoOoOoOoOOOOoOoOoooooooooooo! No more!

(Teardrop pierces with Gelatin instead.)

Gelatin: Oh my collageon, not my turn! Ahhhhhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(The sweater cuts open!)

Gelatin: NO!

(He dies and screams.)

Four: Did I hear something? Sounds like Gelatin just screamed to death! Got to recover him.

Gelatin: Uh -- Hey, Four! Strange weather we're havin', huh?

Four: Whatever?

(He leans on something, it bends)

Gelatin: Hold up. This whole time, these bars were just cardboard tubes? Covered in metal paint!?

Four: Oh my gumdrop, I'm saved! Thank you, Dear Gelatin. You've given me my freedom back. I will forever be greatful of your heroic dead. Yippee!

(He flies away.)

Gelatin: [last words from Graham Taylor] ...What?

X: Because of Gelatin, the Have Cots were able to free Four from their jail cell, so that means that Have Nots are up for elimination! And whichever of them got the fewest votes from you viewers is eliminated!

Blocky: Aw, man! Too bad we lost. Well, Woody, you're bouncing up boxing gloves strategy was pretty legit.

Woody: Yeah!

Micheal Huang: (Hi! Thank you so much for watching. This is the part where you choose which of the Have Nots you want to save. Type their letter between square brackets and post it as a comment to cast your vote. My name's Michael, and I've had so much fun making BFDI. But I noticed only a third of the people watching right now are subscribed. Make sure that before you leave that you hit the subscribe button. Do you want to learn how to animate your own object show? The source files have been around for years, but we've never made a guide to teach you how to animate, and that changes today. For the first time in over 10 years, we're revealing our secrets in Object Animator's Toolbox. It's a video course on Graphy where I teach you our techniques step-by-step. The first chapter, which is available today, has over 40 minutes of densely-packed information, and I'll be releasing new chapters regularly, so hit the link in the description and be the first to check it out. And thank you to everyone who ordered the Leafy plush, which is now sold out. We've just heard from our manufacturer that they've arrived and they're now being shipped out today. Thank you so much for your patience, and if you're looking to get one in the future, the next batch should be available in the next three months or so. This has been Michael; see you in BFB 24.)

(Credits roll. Stinger plays.)

(Balloony, Bubble, Spongy, Ruby, and Loser are screaming.)

Bubble: Oh my bubble blower! Flower's sweater is so thick and fluffy! It's protecting me from popping!

(Flower is sitting by herself.)

Purple Face: Flower, Flower, Flower. Why have you been kicking people lately? That's awfully rude of you.

Flower: No, they deserved it! They said the di- oh, alright. I WAS a bit harsh. It's just distrubuting my fashion line has been a life-long dream of mine! So it'd really hurt to see everyone bashing it....

Purple Face: Well um, I like your sweaters.

Flower: Wow! Really?! Oh! It's so heartwarming to have my first willing customer! Here's a sweater for you!

(In slow-motion, Flower puts the sweater on Purple Face. She does it... She does it.... She does it... Purple Face likes it!)

(Screen pitches black.)

(Music by Boyinaband.)

(With six purchases, Flower's clothing line "Fashion for your Face" outsold her previous venture six-fold. It also boasted an incredible 17% approval rating. However, Flower's source of glitter was the emulsified magic Yoyle dust extracted from the peak of Yoyle Mountain. This was a huge economic blunder, as this extraction requires months of digging and trillions of dollars of equipment. Flower is now on the brink of bankruptcy. Unfortunately, her plights are far from over, because the fibers of Flower's sweaters were foolishly made from the reed of the endangered Goiky bamboo. As such, Flower had to cause the deforestation of millions of acres of tropical rainforest to access these bamboo, causing ecological devastation worldwide. As if that's not bad enough, a myriad of scientific papers have proven that emulsified Yoyle dust is toxic on human skin, which can lead to itchiness and, in rare cases, death. Flower has no lawyer available, should disaster strike. Despite all this, we congratulate Flower on her first satisfied customer.)

(Screen goes black.)

(Stay tuned.)