BFB 29: SOS (Save Our Show)

Taco: So, Blockster, what do you think of my new hiding place?

Blocky: Yeah, a green bush in a desert. What could go wrong?

Taco: Shush. It's not all obvious as all THAT.

Leafy: [in the distance] HEY, TACO! I know I'm miles away, but I just wanted to say, "hello!"

Taco: Ugh, anyway... I gotta get back to work! Let me know if the Announcer spots me.

Blocky: Ugh. UGH.

Taco: Ooh, I wonder if you're bored. So hard to read you sometimes, Block Dude.

Blocky: Sorry, but, all you've done since X recovered you is watch the talking metal box.

Taco: Well, it's easier now that I found my hiding spot.

Spongy: Oh, hello, Taco -- oh, and hey Blocky and Woody! Sorry, I didn't see you two at the first.

Taco: Anywaaay... I mean, can you blame me for watching him? For nine years he was gone, and now, he's just... BACK?! For what reason -- why return at the end of the game? And why waste our budget?

Blocky: Well, you have a HUNCH he's wasting our budget, you don't know that. Stop being on the boring squad, and join the Wooster and I on a brand new prank!

[Blocky's Funny Doings International appears on screen.]

Blocky: Hey, guys! Blocky and Woody here! For today's prank: get a bunch of magnets and–

Woody: No, I don't wanna! [cries and runs off]

Blocky: And put them on the Announcer. What was that about?

Blocky: Okay, Tacster, we're gonna need to get you a nickname.

Spongy: Well, I personally like Tacster!

Taco: No one ever actually calls me that, though.

Announcer: Hello, Tacster. Hello, you two.

Blocky: [simultaneously with Taco] Taco, uh, Announcer might've spotted you in the bush.

Taco: [simultaneously with Blocky] Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Announcer: Final three, welcome to Cake at Stake. As a prize for making it into the final three, I have decided to gift you all with a make over of a bus. It is now made out of gold.

Taco: GOLD!? What'd I say, Blocky?

Blocky: It could be like -- fake gold or something! Come on, it's TV trickery.

Announcer: It only cost about $3,0000,0000.

Blocky: My argument is falling apart!

Elimination of Medals
Announcer: At this momentual Cake at Stake, I wanted to top the last episode's cake.

Announcer: [reveals the prize] -- A silver medal.

Flower: That's not better.

Announcer: Just for that, you're getting a bronze medal for winning. . Fling.

Flower: Bssh. Whatever. Medals are temporary but my business is forever! You jealous, Gelatin? With this fifty thousand bucks, I'm gonna put together the best store anyone has ever seen.

Gelatin: I own a Stakehouse chain.

Flower: Oh yeah. Well, we'll have something even better. Oh, a skyscraper. My place have a steaks skyscraper!

Announcer: Gelatin, Teardrop. One of you is leaving the game.

Gelatin: [worried] We knew this was coming, but it's still sad for this alliance come to an end!

Gelatin: [grateful] It's been fun working with you, Teedster.

'[Teardrop high fives Gelatin.]

Announcer: Check out this massive cinema screen I purchased. Pretty cool, right? Anyway, let's share the votes. Time for a drum roll, which I paid way over the necessary amount for.

[The votes goes up.]

'[An epic drum roll plays on the screen, as the voting bars go straight out of it, and rise into the sky and on top of the Earth in space.]

And the results are...!

Gelatin - 42,922 VOTES

Teardrop - 28,906 VOTES

Announcer: And many Teardrop are shed, as our favorite little Teardrop is eliminated with only 28,406 votes. No bias, of course. But, Teardrop, you have always been my favorite. You played a great game, and getting into the final three of any season was a magnificent feat.

Bubble: Yeah! Third is very cool! You should be very honored!

Announcer: Shush! Why do you think it's time for you to talk right now? Just say your catchphrase.

Bubble: Yoylecake...

Announcer: There we go. Anyway, thank you for playing, Teardrop. Here's a copper medal for all of your troubles.

Bubble: Where are all these medals coming from?

Announcer: Great question, Bubble. Just for that, you get a platinum medal. And for being such a gracious host, I get a diamond medal.

[Crystal music plays.]

Profily: Stop giving out medals!

Announcer: For being rude, here is a wooden medal.

Profily: Thank you! But also, what are we doing now? Is there a vote or a final challenge?

Saving the Show
Annnouncer: Well, under normal circumstances, we'd just end the episode here, and let the viewers vote the winner, but I have some unfortunate news. BFB is cancelled.

Flower: [shocked] Huh?! Are you joking?! Why?!

Annnouncer: Budget cuts.

Taco: [whispers] More like he wasted the budget. Told you something fishy was going on.

Balloony: Hooh! Hooh!

Annnouncer: Usually I'd feel you to stop freaking out, but this is a very scary news. I myself am going to scream right now. Ah. Anyway, I guess none of you win the BFDI. How unfortunate. Darn. Oh no. This sucks. How sad. Yikes. No.

Gelatin: Uh, is the glorious BFB still up for grabs? I want to see my cool beat boxing skills again.

Announcer: Oh, uh, no. I guess you don't win that either. So, uh, yeah, BFB is cancelled. Goodbye, everyone.

[Announcer walks away.]

Leafy: So, you're leaving? BFB is really cancelled?!

Flower: It checks out, guys. Announcer wasn't lying. This laptop says we have about three hundred dollars left in the budget. We're about to lose the whole show!

Gelatin: But that means we still have time, right? If we have a few hundred dollars, maybe we have time to raise some more and keep it going.

Gelatin: [to X] X, yo, Announcer blew our whole budget and we need your help to save the show!

X: [voice breaking] What's the point? Four is gone, and the show is also gone without him.

Leafy: I miss little forty Four. He never ran into budgetary issues. He's been the only one close to finishing a season of the show in years!

X: [angry] And all of YOU sent him away!

X: Well, he's in the ground or something, it's unclear! Regardless, I am not helping.

Purple Face: [delighted] Listen to me, folks! I have a history in advertising, guys. I know how to make money. I have the ultimate plan. Here, get in the bus!

Lollipop: Anything purple must be at least slightly at the right page. I'm in.

Gelatin: Better to try something than nothing! C'mon, BFB gang. Let's save the day. [jumps onto bus]

Blocky: Taco, you coming?

Taco: [sinister] No. I'm gonna keep watching the Announcer, and see what he's up to.

Blocky: I, what's the point. This may be the last thing we all do together. Don't waste it alone.

Taco: Well, I am going to. I need to know what's happening. Bye, Blocky.

Blocky: Hmm... good luck.

Bubble: [interested] So, where are we heading, Purple Guy?

Purple Face: Oh, you'll see aany moment.

[The bus moves slowly.]

[Eight Days Later.]

Purple Face: Okay, the golden bus was slower than expected but here we are! An abandoned TV studio!

Ruby: [gasps without making a sound]

Leafy: So what exactly is the plan here?

Purple Face: Well, well, well, my new assistants, we're gonna put on the best show ever, take donations, and hopefully, put a budget big enough, for the grand finale!

Purple Face: You guys like challenges, right? Well, here's the ultimate challenge! Ahem, lights, camera, action! Welcome to the Purple Face Variety Hour. It's time to save BFB!

Leafy: YOOOO! I'll start the intro! [the screen moves to the left side] Uh, what's going on --

[The intro plays.]

Purple Face: Welcome one, welcome all, to the Purple Face interview show! Today, we're interviewing our finalists. Gelatin, are you proud of yourself of getting to the finale?

Gelatin: Of course! I'm not a guy who can win immunity, so, getting here regardless has been very rewarding. I'm very proud of myself.

Purple Face: And you should be. And Flower, now, are you proud of me?

Flower: Wwhat? For what?

Purple Face: Boo, bad answer, Flower! You look like a real joke out there. Viewers, take note of that, So, Gelatin, tell me your whole life story.

Gelatin: [laughs] Everyone wants to know, don't they? All right, from the top.

'[The commercial interrupts Gelatin.]

Blocky: Hey guys! Good old' Blocky here! For a prank, suspend X over a cliff, and send Gelatin on fire! Woody! Go! Push Gelatin into Firey!

Woody: Hung, no! No! No! AHHHHHHHH!

Blocky: Uh, not exactly how I saw this prank going on in my head.

Firey: I'm feeling very uncomfortable. And I've witnessed an awkward moment. Can I please leave?

[Cricket chirping]

''[The screen then pans Taco.]'

Taco: What the?

Announcer: Hmm, not here. [digging] Dread, not here either.

Taco: What on Four is doing?

Gelatin: And then, I eat like 15 burgers in 1 whole sitting!

Purple Face: 15?! And then what happens, jelly head.

Gelatin: I mean, it's a pretty gross answer.

Purple Face: It's only public access television. Go ahead!

Blocky: That looks like it might go on for quite some time. Hey, Woody, are you doing okay?

Woody: I, I, yeah?

Blocky: You don't like pranks, don't you?

Woody: [sighs]'' No!

Blocky: Woody, if you just did pranks and stuff to impress me, don't worry about it. I think you're cool, you don't need to pretend to be someone else like you. I gave you my show because I believe in you. And also because contractially, I'm banned for quite some time for making it purely by myself. But, Woody, I'm sure there's something else we can make together.

Woody: Yeah?

Blocky: Yeah!

Announcer: Not good. Not good either. [digs up the prizes] Jackpot.

Taco: I knew you were up to something! What do you think you're doing, boxster?!

Announcer: Four had my precious BFDI, and now I'm taking it back.

Taco: Not on my watch, you're not!

Announcer: Hmm, it was easier when you were zapped away. Where's my little laser thingy?

[The button is left broken.]

Announcer: Eep!

Purple Face: So, Gelatin, what is your favorite thing about BFDI?

Gelatin: Meeting so many new people of course!

Purple Face: Aha. And Flower, what is your favorite thing about my mustache?

Flower: Give me the same questions as Gelatin! Right now!

Purple Face: No! Answer the question!

Flower: You don't have a mustache!

[Purple Face feels betrayed.]

Purple Face: WHA-.....WHA.....wwwwww WHAT?!?!

Flower: Are you joking? What is this?

Purple Face: I thought I always had one! I never looked into the mirror! That's it! We're moving on to our next segment! Sing it for me Gelatin!

Gelatin: Uh... [sings] La la, A happy Purpley! [stops] I don't know.

Purple Face: I guess I have to do everything around here, don't I? [sings] It's time for Purple Face's Torture Time: with F-F-F-Flower! Today, Flower will be stunk in this tank. Hooray!

Flower: This is torture? I'm not scared of tanks. This is fine.

Purple Face: Oh yeah? Look near your feet, little flower pots. There's a bug.

Flower: I've been working on that too. I've literally held a bug recently. I've been making good strides getting over my fear of bugs.

[She puts her finger down.]

Purple Face: You might be fine with one, but what about five hundred of them? How about THAT?

Flower: What? Dear soil. Please, no!

Purple Face: Here they come viewers! >:)

[The bugs land on the tank.]

Flower: Wait! What? Noo! I don't want this! Help! Stop! Let me out of here!

Woody's Fear Destroyer International
Woody: Flower, hey!

Flower: Not now, Woody! There's bugs everywhere! [screams]

[He stops her.]

Woody: Flower, breathe in -- [inhaled] -- and out. [exhaled]

Flower: Okay! [hyperventilate]

Woody: Slower. [breathes audibly] Try it!

Flower: [breathes at a slower rate]

Woody: Better?

Flower: I -- yeah. Thanks, Woody. This is still the worst thing ever but, [exhaled] this definitely makes me feel better. Thank you!

Blocky: Woody, that was amazing! I'm so proud of you, bro! And I have an idea. Viewers, thank you so much for watching the first episode of my good friend Woody's new show: Woody's Fear Destroyer International! Got a fear? Contact us and Woody will help you take care of it.

Flower: Please! Help me get out of here! Now! Please!

Blocky: Smile for the camera, Flower.

[Flower awkwardly smiles at the viewer.]

Taco and Announcer
Taco: Okay Announco, start talking! Or I can break you apart, just like that zapper.

Announcer: Why don't you trust me?

Taco: I knew you were wasting the money. I saw it for myself. You gave Flower $50,000 for literally no reason!

Announcer: Well, it's too late for anything to be done now. The budget is depleted. BFB will become yet another incomplete season.

Taco: Yeah, but, why? What's the point of any of this?

Announcer: None of your business.

Taco: Really? [grabs bowling ball] You sure about that, little Speaker?

Announcer: Fine. What do you want to know?

Here Are The Different Ways I Can Pronounce My Name...
Leafy: Okay, so we got a donation update!

Purple Face: That's great! How much did --

Leafy: $12!

Purple Face: What?

Leafy: I don't know if you can run anything like this.

Purple Face: Oh, yeah? And how would you know, huh?

Leafy: Huh. I guess you're right. Hooray!

Purple Face: But fine! Truthfully, this isn't going as well as I thought. We need money pronto! Gelatin! We need a new act right now!

Gelatin: Don't you worry, little purple speck of joy! I've had this great idea locked away for a while.

Gelatin: [in front of audience] Here are the different ways I can pronounce my name -- Gelatin. Gelatin! Gel. A. Tin. Gelatiiiin! Gela -- [audience gasps] -- tin.

Purple Face: Now this is good television! Go, Gelatin!

Flower: What? Anyone can do that! Move it, Jelly Boy! There's a new star in town! Here are different ways to pronounce my name! Flower. Flow-er. [audience boos] Woah, what the? Give me a chance! Flower! Floo-er. [pot breaks] You guys, cut it out!

Lollipop: (off screen) Get off the stage.

Flower: What the?

[A big noise happens.]

Carrot Cake 2: [drops piano] That's for disrespecting us, loser! [slaps her cheek]

[Meteor falls.]

Flower: For petals sake! [the bugs arrive] What? Not the bugs! Oh dear gardener! Somebody help! Woody, I need you!

Leafy: Uh, can we go help her now?

Purple Face: Heh. Heh! No.

B.F.D.I. is the Real Treasure
Taco: I want to know why you took the BFB!

Announcer: I don't really care about the BFB all too much. [holds up the right hand] But the BFDI? That's the real treasure. Why wouldn't I want it?

Taco: I mean... sure the BFDI is cool, but is it this cool to warrant this stealing? You know, after all these years of battling, I'm not even sure I want it anymore.

Announcer: [holds BFDI towards her] Look at it.

Taco: [excited chattering]

Announcer: See, I told you. Everyone wants it.

The TV Idea Didn't Work
Leafy: A little update, Purple Man. The audience liked the Flower thing. We earned four whole dollars from that! That's better than nothing, right?

Purple Face: $4? We started with 300! We're down to our last 50 now! Oh, sorry. 54!

Leafy: Yaaay! That's the spirit -- always look on the bright side of things!

Purple Face: WE ARE ABOUT TO GET TURNED OFF, FOREVER!! Leafy, this is bad news! [to Firey, Loser, and Ruby] I'm sorry, guys, maybe this whole TV idea was terrible!

Loser: Aw, Purple Face! It was. But it's okay, we'll figure something out.

Ruby: I know! How about we split our show into two shows?

[The scene cuts to Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two and where Team8s are sitting.]

Ruby: Oh. Wait. We already did that, didn't we?

Firey: I have the winning idea, Purple Bro. Welcome to my show, "Why I Deserve The Prize Of This And All Seasons." [deep breath] JUSTGIVEITTOMEINEEDITIDESERVEITHANDITOVERIT'SMINEPLEASEGIVETHEPRIZE—

Leafy: Woo! Go, Firey! You got this, buddy! Purple Man, how much has this cost us?

Purple Face: I don't know how this is even possible, but, someone donated minus dollars! We gave them money! We're down to $30! Oh my scribble, this is pointless!

The Announcer's Story
Taco: Give me the details, man. You want the BFDI? So what? Why leave for 9 years and just come back?

Announcer: Uh, what um, oh! I've got it! Hey Taco, what if I told you I have been here all along? Oh! Spooky. Let me explain. Remember back at the Final 14, where if you moved the camera to the right, Profily was there? Well, if you pan to the left instead, I was there.

Announcer: Hey, guys. What's up, scares?

Taco: Thanks for your lie, but it's not getting by me, little Speaking. Everyone heard you returning to Earth a few months ago.

Announcer: Yikes. Caught in my lies. Fine, I'll feel you the real story. BFDI ended, and despite losing money producing the season, I managed to regain most of our lost assets due to League's purchasing of Dream Island. It looked like an to BFDI, but I wanted it to continue. Budget or not. I fixed myself back up and return to Earth.

Taco: Wait, you were on Earth all along?

Announcer: Be quiet! I'm feeling the story. I wanted BFDI to continue. I contacted TV to put together the voting for the season. Then I put together a list of BFDI game rules, and launched it from afar.

Book: Hey, what's this? BFDI Game Rules?

Announcer: I tried to run a season without being noticed. Luckily the contestants always found them bickering and argument. I was able to set up a wheel of challenges for the season. You know, to make sure things didn't drift off too much off course without me. I padded the prize wheel and challenge wheel for an entire season's worth, but it quickly descended into chaos. I had to begin spending it again with a pink speaker box for Puffball, but just when I thought the limited budget was too low, and everyone kept dying. I had to spend my last of saving things to revive contestants. Even when I thought I was caught, I managed to evade questioning.

Pencil: What the?! Speaker box, why are you back?

Announcer: Uh, no. I'm not the speaker box. I'm a tree. See? Swish. Swish.

Pencil: Works for me!

Announcer: But all good things must come to an end. BFDIA ended production, and in turn I returned home. Suddenly, I was caught off guard by another season of BFDI, and then I saw those two. The ones who stole my show. They took my show, my project, and then he went too far. They offered the most beloved treasure.

Four: Don't you want to battle to win a prize?

[Silence.]

Eraser: But what is the prize?

'Four: A BFDI!

Announcer: They took my show. They stole my work. They took my BFDI. I wanted for my moment to take it all back, waiting for the cast to dwindle, when unfortunately, that process was sped up for me when Two arrived. 40 contestants left, and the contestants shrunk, I planned my return, the final four seemed like a perfect time to return to Earth. Barely any pushback. I own BFDI, once again, and now I own BFB. And now it's cancelled. And since it's cancelled, no one will win this BFDI from me. It's mine. Forever.

Taco: Announcer, we've been battling for 3 years for it! Come on. You need to hand it back to us. We've earned it!

Announcer: It's too late, anyway. It's rightfully mine, again.

[The animation switches to MS Paint.]

BFB in Microsoft Paint
Taco: What the?! What happened to us?

Annnouncer: Ha ha. Looks like the budget has finally ran out. BFB is about to end forever.

Taco: No! No! I gotta warn the others right now!

Announcer: Good luck. I'm. That didn't sound as sarcastic as I wanted. I'm not wishing you good luck is basically what I am trying to say. Bad luck, I suppose. Yeah, that works.

Taco: Guys, guys! Announcer just confirmed to me. BFB is about to end! We have just moments to save it! Quick!

Purple Face: Oh gosh! Anyone got any last minute act or season ideas? Anything at all?

Gelatin: What if, uh, Two never showed up and we continued BFB 16 like normal? Would people like that?

[Flashback to BFB 16 in MS Paint...]

Four: Fine! Whatever. You guys are too fast for me. I guess Loser and Spongy could just rejoin the game!

[A record scratch plays.]

Fanny: What? Are you serious?! We've been battling for so long, and you're going to change the game rules MID-SEASON?

Fries: Fanny's right! That's it! Four's not good at hosting, guys. I say this exact group of 40 of us should leave the show, and that group of exact 14 can continue battling!

Bell: Sounds good to me!

Four: Wait! No! Stop! Don't leave our show!

Gelatin: Phew, luckily that never happened. That timeline sounds so weird.

Paper Cutouts
'[The animation switches into paper cutouts.]

[Pan to Firey and Leafy.]

Leafy: Oh gosh! Look at us now! This might be the end, Firey!

Firey: Why now? Why on ally days does this have to happen today? I just want go to bed!

Profily: Okay, we need ideas now, folks or else everyone forget me -- I mean, us, again, NOO!

Spongy: Does anyone have any money that can give to the show!

Leafy: I got my Box of Paper Slips, but I think the budget is too low to even write anything on them anymore!

Firey: [sighs] It's okay, guys. We tried our best. That's all we can do.

Gelatin: Firey's right. Last ditch effort. Does anyone have the mo -- [gasps] Flower, you!

Flower: Huh?

Gelatin: You! You still have $50,000, right?

Flower: But that's just for my business, not for BFDI.

Lollipop: This is for BFB! If you don't save the show, we've been battling for no reason!

Flower: But, this is my dream to—

Leafy: Wait, wasn't it your "dream" to get to the end of a BFDI season? Come on, Flower! You're so close. Don't be selfish!

Bubble: Please, Flower. Don't let our competition end like this!

Storyboards
Purple Face: Aah! Now we look even worse! Did you think, I, Purple Bro, could possibly look any worse, Flower?! Hurry!

Flower: Oh my gosh, but I—

Purple Face: Flower!! PLEASE!!!!!!!

Flower: '''ARGHHHH FINE!! OKAY!!!'''

[Flower pushes the $50,000 note into therestoring to give the power to transform everyone and the animation back to normal.]

Final Two Saved the Day
Final Fourteen: Yeah!

Flower: [sighs]

Gelatin: It's okay, Flower. You can always expand your business one other time! Maybe we could work on a business together!

Flower: Yeah, I guess you're right, little Jello. Congratulations on making it into the final two, buddy!

[Flower and Gelatin both fist bump.]

Leafy: Thanks for saving the day, final two!

Purple Face: Any chance I can get a thanks? For my TV idea? [crickets chirp] Hello?

Announcer: Well, whatever you saved BFB. Great! You should all pat yourselves on the back, or whatever. And in turn, the season uncancelled, you'll still be in the battle for a BFB or a BFDI. Cool. Not like I care. Two underdogs, a Have Not and a Have Cot. Immunity beast vs. someone who tries to win immunities. A first boot vs. the only contestant to never have been eliminated in BFDI. It all comes down to this.

'[The screen zooms into the Announcer.]

Annnouncer: Viewers, voters, fans, subscribers and others—

Cary: Hey guys, it's me, Cary, and thanks for watching BFB 29. I can't believe we're at the final two now, that's like, Gelatin and Flower? Um, it looks like we have a giant Teardrop family reunion happening here, which Woody might be a huge fan of, because he knows rain will improve the ecological health of plant life of course in the environment, of course. But yeah, thanks for watching this episode, Dozens of people put a lot of hard work into it, and I hope to see you in the finale of BFB next episode! Okay. Oh, also don't forget to vote by typing the letter and square brackets and posting as a comment on this video. Goodbye!

[Post-credits scene plays.]

Stinger: Four's Revenge
[Gelatin and Flower look up at the stars.]

Gelatin: Good luck on the win, Flower.

Flower: You too, Jelly Man! Say, he has been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.

[A Four-shaped cactus shakes and an earthquake occurs.]

Gelatin: Uh, Flower? What on Four did you just do?

Flower: Nothing! I didn't think I did anything? What the --

[A big crack opens up between the two of them.]

Gelatin: Flower, what happened? What do we do?! [the loud noise stops]

Flower: What the petal was that?

''[The episode ends... for the finale.]''