Junior's Revenge!/Transcript

Junior: Guys, I'm starving!

Joseph: Me too, dude!

Cody: Guys, why are there toilet paper and mustard on the couch?

Junior: Because we're gonna eat it?

Joseph: Wait, toilet paper and mustard? That's my favorite!

Junior': Mine too!

Cody: Ew, we can't toilet paper!

Joseph: Well dude. Not without mustard we can't.

Junior: You have to have mustard.

Cody: No, I mean you can't eat toilet paper at all, that's gross.

Junior: Have you ever tried it?

Cody': No?

Joseph: Don't knock it you haven't tried it.

Junior: You have to try everything once Cody.

Joseph: Mhm, that's what my uncle told me, yeah I don't really agree with him but he got me to do the head shoulders knees and toes dance. Head, shoulders, knees and toes toes toes toes toes toes toes toes...

Junior: Cody, you got to try the toilet paper it's delicious!

Cody': No Junior that's disgusting!

Junior: Well, what if the first caveman in 800 BC was walking through the jungle and he saw a double cheeseburger and he's like "Ew! Don't eat that, that's a double cheeseburger."

Cody: Through the jungle, Junior, where does double cheeseburgers come from?

Junior: The ground. That's why it's called ground beef.

Joseph: Duh.

Cody': No no, Junior, they come from cows.

Junior': So it comes from your mom?

Joseph: Oh, burrrrnd!!

Junior: Hey hey waiter, can I order Cody's mom burger bring on huge plate cause she's fat!

Cody: YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS, WE ARE NOT EATING TOILET PAPER!!!!

[The toilet paper rolls down the stairs, all the way down, and knocks Chef Pee Pee in the head and the toilet paper rolls next to the table with the Thomas train on it, where it falls and coins comes out.]

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