Pregnant Jeffy!/Transcript

Jeffy: Hey Daddy, I was picking my nose, and now the booger won't come off my finger.

Mario: EW Jeffy! Go wipe it on a napkin!

Jeffy: But Daddy, now matter how much I shake my hand the booger won't come off!

Mario: Jeffy go wipe it on a NAPKIN. Wha...(bonks Jeffy on the head) NOT THE COUCH, JEFFY!

Rosalina: Jeffy, go get a napkin!

Mario': Do not wipe it on the couch Jeffy...

Jeffy': What if I eat it.

Mario': Don't you eat it... (Jeffy opens up his mouth) No, Jeffy, Don't you eat that booger.

(Jeffy eats the booger, they both disgusted, Mario smacks Jeffy on the flipping head again)

Jeffy: OW, DADDY. IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.

Mario': Jeffy, Jeffy, GO SPIT IT OUT THE BATHROOM! It's disGUSTING, jeffy, it's gross! That was gross...

Rosalina: That was disgusting!

(Jeffy is heard scratching the back of the couch)

Mario: What's Jeffy doing... jeffy!

(The back of the couch)

Mario: What are you doing? Wh- EW, JEFFY! (bonks Jeffy's head, for like the 3rd time already!)

Jeffy: OW!

Mario: Jeffy what are you doing, what is this?

Jeffy: Daddy, this is my booger collection!

Mario: Wh- booger collection?

Jeffy: Booger collection, yeah, every time I pick my nose, I come back here and wipe the boogr on the back of the couch. That one right here is from 2016. It's four years old.

Mario: Jeffy, that's disguting, you're gonna get a napkin and you're gonna clean all these boogers!

Jeffy': What if I just eat them?

Mario: You're not gonna eat them, Jeffy. (Jeffy licks the boogers, and Mario bonks head the fourth time!)

Jeffy: OW, DADDY WHY YOU KEEP HITTING ME?!?

Mario': Because you're BAD boy, Jeffy!

Jeffy: [begins to cry against him] You said Jeffy's a bad boy?

Mario: You're a bad boy.

Jeffy: Why?

Mario: You're a bad boy because you put all boogers all over behind the couch!

Jeffy: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario: GO TO YOUR ROOM! CHEF PEE PEE!

Chef Pee Pee: (comes in) What do you want from me, Maro?

Mario': Can you please clean these boogers on the bac of the couch?

Chef Pee Pee: Ew, no! Why would clean that, that's disgusting! No!

Mario: Well, don't you clean stuff?

Chef Peee Pee': No, I am Chef Pee Pee, not main Pee Pee, not servant Pee Pee, and definitely not booger cleaning Pee Pee!

Mario': Well, can you please be Booger Cleaning Pee Pee just for right now?

Chef Pee Pee: No, Mario! No stupid!

Mario: Okay fine!

Chef Pee Pee: Stop messing with me (groaning)

Mario': I'll do it myself, later....

Rosalina: Mario, what's going on back there?

Mario: Jeffy's been picking his nose for years and putting it on the couch.

Rosalina': Ew, tell him to clean it up, Mario!

Mario: I did! But you know he's going to, sometimes I wish I had a better son...

[in the room, where Junior is playing trains]

Junior: (as Thomas) That is it! I want divorce, I'm on the track all day chugging my butt off and you sit on your lazy butt and don't even taking care of Junior! [Jeffy enters the room, and crying.]

Jeffy': Whaaaaaaa!

Junior: What's wrong, Jeffy!

Jeffy': My daddy's being mean to me and said I couldn't wipe boogers on the couch!

Junior': Where else are supposed to wipe them?

Jeffy: Right that's what I'm saying, Junior!

Junior: If I had a kid, I would let him wipe his boogers on the couch!

Jeffy': Yeah me too, Junior!

Junior: Jeffy...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jeffy': That we should both have a kid?

Junior: Yeah! If we have a kid, and we both think the same, it would be the smartest kid world--it could be an astronaut! Oh, but we're boys We can't have a kid together!

Jeffy: Hmm, what about the hairy kid? He's super smart! Maybe he could invent like an invention or something and it'll make us have a kid?

Junior: Yeah, like, like a machine that makes us pregnant!

Jeffy: Mhm!

Junior: Oh, let me call Harry up!

Jeffy: Alright.

Junior': Hey, we need this couch for a second can you all leave.

Mario: Uh, sure. (follows Rosalina)

Harry: Hello, Junior! You call me?

Junior: Yes. Me and Jeffy want to have a baby.

Harry: Well, that's phsyically impossible because you two have ding dongs and not key-holes!

Junior: Well that's why we want you to help!

Harry': Well I don't have a keyhole either.

Junior: No, can't you make like a machine, that could get me or Jeffy like pregnant?

Harry': Junior, that is physically impossible! There is no way I can make machine that will make you pregnant!

Junior: Well, it's a YouTube video! Anything's possible.

Harry: Hmm, I suppose you're correct, I'll be right back!

Harry: Alright, Junior! I've DONE IT! I've invented the inpregnator!

Junior: Well, how does it work?

Harry': Well, you fill it up with super powerful energetic reproductive material, it's an acronym. And then you shoot it at whoever you want to be pregnant so who wants to be pregnant?

(Jeffy raises his hand)

Junior: Jeffy wants to be pregnant!

Harry: Okay, Junior, I just need you to spit into the top of it to fill it up.

Junior: Uh...okay.... (spits on the laser gun, amazing, Junior)

Harry: AAAAAAAWWW spit on my impregnator Daddy! All right so, Jeffy, prepare to be pregnant!

(shoots at him)

(Transcript by Logan)

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