Junior's Cookie Crisp!/Transcript

Junior: Oh man, I can't wait to eat Cookie Crisps with my friends for breakfast!

Chef Pee Pee: Uh...Junior, where do you're think you're going with that?

Junior: Me and my friends are going to be eating Cookie Crisps for breakfast.

Chef Pee Pee: No you're not! Junior, do you want diabetes?

Junior': Yes.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait what? No you don't, Junior, shut up! Look I made vegetables for you so you're eating vegetables for breakfast.

Junior: Vegetables?! AUGH!

Chef Pee Pee: Junior, you need to starting healthier, okay?

Junior: No, I don't need to eat healthy! Look, I told my friends we were eating Cookie Crisps for breakfast so I have to eat Cookie Crisps.

Chef Pee Pee: No you're not-- look, I guess you lied to your friends 'cause you're not eating Cookie Crisps.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee! If we don't eat cookie crisps, they're gonna call me a LOSER!

Chef Pee Pee: Well, you need to face the truth BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER.

Junior: Chef Pee Pee, look please! We need to eat Cookie Crips for breakfast, please!

Chef Pee Pee: No you're not eating Cookie Crisps today, JUNIOR.

[Chef Pee Pee takes the Cookie Crips away.]

Junior: I can't eat vegetables for breakfast, that's gross! [Walks away sadly and holds the plate of vegetables]

[in the room, Junior sighs]

Joseph: Cookie Crips time!!

Cody': Cookie Crips!

Joseph and Cody: Cookie Crips Time! Cookie Crips Time! Cookie Crisps Time! (only Joseph) Cookie crisps time!

Cody: EW!

Joseph: Oh my god there's vegetables!! What's wrong with you!?

[Cody and Joseph vomit]

Junior: Guys! Guys! I don't want to eat vegetables, but Chef Pee Pee said we can't eat Cookie Crisps because it's unhealthy.

'Cody: It's cookies for breakfast, of course it's unhealthy! Junior, we brought our spoons! We were planning on eating cookie crisps today for the last month!

Joseph': Yeah dude, it's our bodies! Why is he worried about it?

Junior: I don't know! It's in America, we should be allowed to be obsed by the age of 20 if we want to.

'Both': Yeah!

Junior: Yeah, this is America!

'Both': Yeah!

Junior': Yeah, we can get fat if we want to!

Cody and Joseph: Yeah! / Oh yeah!

Junior: Okay so guys, screw these vegetables, I'm gonna take these vegetables, I'm gonna throw them at Chef Pee Pee's face, and I'm gonna grab a box of Cookie Crisps, okay?

Cody': Yeah, you take this trash out of here.

Junior: Yeah.

Cody: It's trash as crab!

Junior': Yeah this ugly crab.

Cody': Let's all spit on it!

[They all spit, but they all say "What"]

Cody': I mean let's all spit on it because it's crab.

Junior': All right, I'm taking this and throwing it Chef Pee Pee's face. [grabs the bowl]

'Joseph: Yeah do that, dude.

[in the kitchen, Junior tries to use the bowl to knock Chef Pee Pee]

Junior: Okay... Chef Pee Pee put the Cookie Crisps on top of the refrigerator, so all I have to do is just knock him out, grab the Cookie Crisps and run. Okay. Three, two, one. [grunts and hits Chef Pee Pee with the bowl of vegetables] BULLSEYE! [gets the Cookie Crisps]

[Back in the room]

Junior: Alright guys, I got the Cookie Crisps!

Cody: That's what I am talking about!

Joseph: COOKIE CRISPS!!!!! [bangs on the bowl repeatedly]

Cody: I like that their mascot's a wolf so if he ate that chocolate, he died.

Junior: Wait, wolfs die if they eat chocolate? I thought dogs die if they eat chocolate.

Cody: Wolfs are like dogs, so they'd still die.

Junior': So he's willing to die with his cereal?

Cody': Yeah.

Junior': But Toucan Sam's not willing to die with the Froot Loops, so that means the cereal's worth dying for!

'Cody: Yeah, let's munch.

Junior: Yeah let's get to munching. Wait, let me turn the TV on so I can watching while I eat.

[Junior turns the TV on]

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey there! I'm the head marketing for hit cereal Cookie Crisps! Now here at Cookie Crisps, we're looking for a new catchy jingle to sell me our cereal. Because it turns out telling people it's Cookie Crisps for breakfast, it's making parents not want to give the cereal to their kids. So, I am personally offering my PS5 to anybody who comes up with a new catchy jingle for our cereal. Now I know what you're thinking, why am I up here asking you to make a jingle for me? Well that's because my boss has given me until tomorrow to come up with one and well I'm kind of stuck and I can't really think of anything so if you'd help me out that be great and I'll give you a PS5!

Junior: WOOAH! [realizes] Joseph, stop eating your cereal like a woodpecker.

Joseph: Oh may bad, dude, it's bad habit.

Cody: Why'd you even bring the spoon?

Junior: Guys, we can win a PlayStation 5, we can all win one!

Cody: Well, one.

Junior: What?

Cody: I mean we could win one.

Junior: No, we're going to win a PlayStation 5, but we haven't won a PlayStation 5 yet.

Cody: Well, when we win, we will have won one.

Junior: You don't have to say one twice. If we win, we'll won one.

Cody: No we won't all win one.

Junior: Yes, we will! That's what we're trying to do! We're trying to win one!

Cody: Okay, we're not even going to win, that doesn't matter.

Junior: All right, we need to think of a catchy slogan for Cookie Crisps.

Joseph: [gasp] Dude, I got one!

Junior: What?

Joseph: Five. Five Dollar Cookie Crisp.

Junior: Oh, I like that! They can sell Cookie Crisps for five dollars.

Joseph: Exactly!

Cody': No no guys, we can't do that. Subway already did that.

Both: What?

Cody: Well you know, they had that song that was like, Five Dollar. Five Dollar Footlong.

Junior: What, no.

Joseph: Sure I just thought of it.

Junior: Subway didn't do that.

Cody': Yeah they did. They did it like, years ago.

Junior: Okay, footlong is something you want.

Joseph: Yeah.

Junior: Ooh, I got it! I got it! You Can't Out-Cookie Crisp The Hut.

Joseph: Dude, that's genius!

Junior: Right?

Cody: No, that's just Pizza Hut.

Junior: No it's not.

Cody: Pizza Hut is you can't out-pizza the hut.

Junior: No way!

Cody: YEAH!

Junior: Well, I just thought that on my own, I was like you can't out-cookie crisp the hut.

Cody: You didn't think of that, because why else would you say, "hut"?

Junior: Well, why does pizza get a hut?

Cody': Because they're called Pizza Hut!

Junior: Well, what if we call ours Cookie Crisps Hut?

Cody: That's not the name of the company, it's just Cookie Crisps!

Junior: Okay, You Can't Out-Cookie The Crisp?

Cody: What, what? Junior that's too similar. We're gonna get sued!

Junior: No? That's too similar?

Cody: Like, yeah.

Junior: Okay, so uh then, why doesn't uh, the color orange sue the color red?

Cody: Junior, that doesn't even make sense.

Junior: No, no. The colors look really similar, so why don't they sue each other. They're similar.

Joseph: Yeah, they know how to get along.

Cody: No, they're not--

Junior: If the colors can get along the companies can get along.

Cody: Okay, you know what? Fine guys-

Junior: Why doesn't Aquaria sue Dasini? They both sell water. It looks the same.

Joseph: Hmm, tall.

Cody: But they're not stealing each other's ideas for slogans and-

Junior: No, we're saying Cookie Crisps! We're not saying pizza, we're not saying Subway.

Cody: Guys, can we just go back to watching TV and eating our cookies?

Junior: NO! We're gonna get a PlayStation 5, and we're ALL going to have one, and we get to play!

Cody: All right, fine.

Junior: All right, so, um, Joseph, you're gonna write the lyrics...

Joseph: Okay, dude!

Junior: I'm gonna sing with my beautiful voice! And Joseph... you're gonna, I called you Joseph, Cody, you're gonna shoot the music video, and we're all gonna have contributed to this cool jingle. All right?

Cody': All right.

Junior: All right, let's huddle up.

[They huddle up]

Junior: Break!

Cody: We didn't even...

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