TPOT 1: The Evil Strawberry

Two: Oh, wow, would you look at the time? It's elimination.....it's elimination time period FOUR! Grr. Four!

Four: (Screech)

Two: Eat healthy. If only we had a better mascot for the kids, just to let them know how important eating healthy is. Uhhhhhhhhhh, wait a second, I think I got something.

Evil Two: HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HEY, KIDS!!! ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY TODAY?!?!?!?!

Evil Two: HEY LADY!!!!!!!! HEY LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY TODAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Evil Two laughing again, smacking lips)

Saw: No?

Evil Two: I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO MY LAYER, IF YOU DON'T WANNA EAT HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DON'T RUN I CAN CATCH YOU! I'LL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!!!

(Two laughing)

Two: YOU'RE WITH ME NOW, (inhales) FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Evil Two laughing for the third time, EARRAPE)

Evil Two: CMON GUYS LET'S EAT HEALTHY, HEY TREE DID YOU EAT YOUR FRUITS TODAY????? DID YOU EAT EM????????? DID YOU EAT YOUR FRUITS TODAY CLASS??????

Taco: Who's that?

Evil Two: IT'S TWO THE STRAWBERRY!!!!!

(Saw disappears)

Evil Two: WELL SHE LEFT I GUESS SHE WENT TO GO EAT FRUIT!! WHAT HAPPENED HER ARMS ARE NUBS SHE MUST OF GOTTEN TOO HUNGRY SO SHE HAD TO EAT HER ARMS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bottle: Two the Pizza!

Evil Two: No, no,  STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!

Evil Two: BOTTLE IF YOU WANT TO ACT UP YOU CAN COME INTO MY LAIR FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS! WE HAVE FRUIT, AND WE'LL HAVE FOUR, AND WE'LL HAVE YOU!!

Evil Two: HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRLS ARMS? THIS PERSONS AN HOST, HEY, I AM A HOST TOO!!!!!!!! HEY I THINK I SAW THOSE GIRLS ARMS FROM EARLIER! SAW, IF YOU'RE GONNA-

Evil Two: NEVERMIND SCIENCE CLASS KIDS HERE LET ME TEACH YOU- (Four's zappies) Oh, god, somebody just got zapped. WERE GONNA LEARN BY EATING HEALTHY KIDS!!!!!!

(Laugh)

Evil Two: IF YOU EAT A STRAWBERRY YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY!!!!!!! THIS IS SCIENCE TODAY KIDS!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T HEALTHY YOU'LL NEVER BE AS FAT AS SAW!

Saw: Hi, I am Saw, and I want to be friends with you all!

Evil Two: HEY HAVE YOU EVER EATING STRAWBERRIES?

Saw: What?

Evil Two: STRAWBERRIES.

(Saw dies)

Evil Two: OKAY SAW YOU CAN STOP WORSHIPING ME. ANOTHER SACRIFICE MADE FROM SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one: See, this is Two the Strawberry looking as he's trying to be cute look at him, he's biting his lips, trying to get y'all attention, y'all thing! This is....uh- This is uh-Two's girl-girlfriend? THIS IS THREE!

Evil Two: WHAT BOMBY CAN YOU NOT TAKE ACTUAL ROMANCE? COME ON GET BACK HERE GET BACK HERE BOMBY! JOIN US! JOIN US BOMBY! NO HE'S TOO FAST FROM ME NO THERE HE GOES!!

Eraser: Dude, Two the Strawberry isn't real.

Nickel: HE IS!

Eraser: We'll eat this burger when she shows up.

(Eraser eats the burger)

Eraser: Well, nothing happened.

(Evil Two grabs him)

Evil Two: Eat healthy!

Eraser: But and will kill you I'm not kidding.

Evil Two: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!