Rainbow Dash Gets Drunk/Transcript

(Note: this is not for kids)

Twilight Sparkle: Eh, huh? ACK! YOU TWO PONIES NEED TO BE IN CANTERLOT!!!!!

Fluttershy: We gotta run.....

Starlight: Yeah.

(Two Comes To Earth)

Twlight: GET OUT OF MY WAY! I was chasing them! Go BE over there with the other fans! Hey, don't ignore me!

Two: Hey, everyone! Are you tired of living in a dumb ponyville?

Four: No. We're living in the pony world. Which awesome.

Two: But is REAAAAAAALLLLLLYYY awesome?

Four: Oh, well, uh, yeah, I think so.

Two: Wouldn't you rather battle for THIS?!

(Two makes a building)

Four: Oh. My. Four. I so zappin want that power!

Rainbow Dash: Dude. Me too.

X: Hehehe! That tickles! Hehe, heh..... AH!!!!!

8-Ball: Yeah. TOTALLY safe.

Two: Wanna see me MOVE a forest?

Everyone: YEAH!!!

(Two moves a forest),

Two: Abandon your spot in Four's silly land. Switch to mine and win and that MLP is YOURS.

Everyone: WOOHOO!

Two: Awesome! Then because we can't have one competition in the same place, Four's crew? You're gonna have to go.

(Two zaps them)

Two: How are the 10 of you ready to battle for the power of MLP:FIP?!

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Recommended characters: Hey? What about us? We want MLP:FIP too!

Two: Oh, but there's SOOOO many of you!

Recommended characters: Pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee?

Two: .....................

Recommended characters: PLEEEEEEEASSSSSEEEEE??????

Two: Ugh, fine! But uh.......but I'll only let one of you! But the viewers can't decide. The contestants should do it instead!

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