BFB 22: Who Stole Donut's Diary?

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(Episode)

Gelatin: Ah, isn't it great to be on such a winning streak, Have Cots?

Lollipop: I feel bad for those loser Have Nots, having to sleep outside in the cold, and facing all the wild weather, while we sit back in luxury.

Leafy: Good point, Lolly! We should invite the Have Nots team over with us!

Lollipop: Uh, on second thought, there's not enough room in here for them.

Leafy: I think there's plenty enough room!

Lollipop: Okay, let me rephrase said: "Haha, they're outside".

Leafy: But wouldn't it be the nice thing to do? To let them in?

Lollipop: We don't need to share what we won with them! Maybe you can go meet them outside if you wish.

Leafy: Alright, then! Bye you guys!

(Leafy leaves)

Lollipop: Bubble! Leafy's gone!

Bubble: Let's party!

(Have Nots cheer)

Four: Have Nots, I have a special task for you all today: while X and I wre getting ready for Cake at Stake, protect the prize and make sure no one takes it!

Taco: Sure Four, that's fine.

Flower: Well, I wasn't supposed to doing it before, but now Taco wants to help, no.

Four: I'll make it worth your while! (grabs a diary) The prize is Donut's diary, which I stole from Loser before he left.

(Cheering)

Four: Wait, I have to go untwist his nubs! I'll be right back.

Taco: I don't understand. What's so cool about this diary anyways?

Flower: It's the most prized treasure on earth, but if you don't get it, you din't get it.

Taco: Say Flower, I was thinking back to the "rotting flesh" idea alliance idea you mentioned. Maybe we could give it another shot?

Flower: Nope!

Leafy: Hello, Have Nots!

Flower: Leafy, give Taco a message from me: "Dear Taco, I would rather be in an alliance with X than be in an alliance with you."

Leafy: Uh, OK? Flower, Taco says-

Taco: Flower! What made you changed your mind?!

Flower: Leafy, make yourself useful and talk to Taco so I don't have to.

Leafy: You know what, Flower? I'm not going to. Let's play jump rope together!

Taco: Aw, Leafy, you consider me as a friend?

Leafy: Of course, that doesn't matter because we're both best friends!

(Playing jump rope)

Flower: H-Hey! I was only upset with he turned me down on my first offer!

Blocky: Hey guys! Good news! The diary we're supposed to be looking for...went missing. Oh wait, that's bad news. Let me try again, hey guys! Bad news-

Firey: Oh geez, do you think Four's gonna be mad? That diary is super cool!

Four: Okay, everyone, I'm back! I'll just take Donut's Diary and..... (mischeivious) Where is it? Guys? I want it back! Donut's diary is super cool!

Flower: I don't know where it is! If I can't have it all to myself, who cares?

Four: I care! I want it back!

Leafy: Well Four, I'll help you get your diary back!

Four: But Leafy, what are you doing here? You're on another team!

Leafy: Can't a girl have a fun time with people on both sides on the competition?

Taco: Four's right. Where did the book go? Somebody must've taken it.

Blocky: Hmm. Woody's gone, pretty interesting if you ask me.

Firey: Aw, that's sad. I know I was gonna get a prize for no reason.

Four: Huh. You know what? Since the diary is gone, X and I will take back your own pot, and use for Cake at Stake!

Flower: No! That pot is part of my identity!

(X breaks it)

Four: Today we're doing things a little different! I would like to have a little speech!

Blocky: What? Is this some kind of joke?

Four: Uh, no. I'm just gonna throw the paper fold away for no reason. Moving on! We got 56,990 votes! Woody, you're safe with 56,000 votes. Here's YOUR broken piece of the pot.

Woody: Yay!!!

(Woody does a dance)

Flower: He got more votes than me?

(Woody sits)

Flower: Okay, you gained my respect back.

Four: Non-Woody members of this team, listen up!

(Have Nots gasp)

(Four sings "Despite Your Voting Popularity")

Four:  🎵 Despite your popularites,

you four got in a crazy vote battle,

that almost ended in a four-way tie

for last place 🎵

(Song ends)

Four: Blocky recieved the second most votes, with 10,735 votes.

Blocky: Thank you. Are you sure I can use this for the competition?

Four: No. I-I mean yes!

Blocky: Oh well.

Flower: Hurry up and READ MY VOTES!

Four: Not yet, Flower, because Firey is safe too!

Firey: Hahaha, I really like this broken piece of pottery.

Four: Flower. Taco. You're in the bottom 2.

Taco: WHAT?! The bottom 2? With Flower?!

Flower: Enjoy your life in the BRB, Taco!

Taco: Four said we got more votes, Flower.

Flower: Oh. How many are there exactly?

Four: One.

Flower: One, what? One hundred?

Four: One. One vote. One of you will both be eliminated at the exact same time because you got less votes than the others!!!

(Gasp)

Four: One. That's less than Four!

Taco: Wow! Less than Four?! That is crazy!

Flower: Stop getting all doozing off on the votes.

Taco: Worth a shot.

Four: Now let's head up to the BRB and see who got the most!

(Four launches the contestants up to the BRB)

Blocky: This place is the beatiful, I must say.

X: Thank you! (flies, screams)

(Four sings "Introducing to the BRB: The Big Rotating Building!")

Four:  🎵 Introducing you all to the BRB,

''the big... ROTATING....... BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''

(Song ends)

Four: One of you is about to enter the cages here. The person who is eliminated will be spinning in their cages!

(Speech bubble appears)

Four: IT'S TIME TO REVEAL THE VOTES!!!!

Four: Taco, you got receieved 15,560-

(Spinned)

Four: 5 votes! Flower survives with only 15,566 votes. Flower stays in the game... Just barely.

Flower: Oh my gardener! I must be dreaming! (dances) Let's party, Taco- Oh, I'm sorry, so sorry.

(Cage opens)

Taco: I have to go in that thing? Oh my word...

(Taco goes away)

Blocky: Bye Taco!

Taco: Bye, Blocky...!

Four: Now let's head to place where there's something new!

(In)

Firey: Huh? Where are we?

Blocky: Looks like some kind of courtroom.

Four: Exactly! One of you is responsible for taking Donut's diary, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!

Leafy: Huh?

Four: Welcome, jury- to the first ever BFB court case! (bangs gavel) Court is now in session!

(Intro)

Woody: Aah! Heeuy-yah!

Four: I would love to believe you're innocent, Woody, but the truth is any of you Have Nots could've committed the crime!

Bubble: Wait! So all we're doing is exposing the contetstants who haven't committed the crime? What's stopping us from sitting in silence?!

Four: Okay, uh, how about this? Uh- oh! Today's challenge can be a court case! That's it! Have Cots, you have one hour to figure out who stole Donut's diary and will receieve a punishment. One by one, the Have Nots will come up and tell their story of how they took it in the first place and will come up to have a jury, disccussing who they think is guilty. But if they accuse the wrong member of guilty, or they run out of time, then the Have Cots win and the Have Nots are up for elimination!

X: And I'm gonna be the judge!

Four: Actually, that's what I'll be doing.

X: Oh. Then I'll stand by and offer moral support! Yay!

Bubble: Okay, Have Cots, do you mind if I ask the questions?

Lollipop: Knock yourself out.

Leafy: Teardrop, I've found the perfect activity for you! Since you don't speak, how about you use this typewriter and just keep a document of everything that goes down here today?

Bubble: Alright, Four, firstly we wanted to start with you. Explain the context of the crime.

Four: Easy. I went up to the Have Nots and gave specific instructions to protect the diary. Come back moments later, it was gone.

Bubble: That's awfully suspicious you came back so quickly.

Four: I was counting the votes!

Bubble: Interesting.

Four: I'm not on trial here!

(Four pops her)

Four: Sorry I murdered her. We're gonna need a new question asker.

Leafy: Ooh! My turn! Me, me, me!

Lollipop: Hmm, Gelatin, do you want to do it?

Gelatin: Fine. I call Blocky to the stand!

Blocky: What? Why me?

Gelatin: You pull pranks. Seems like an obvious conclusion.

Blocky: True. Completely fair.

Gelatin: Okay, Blocky, tell me why the diary disappeared.

Blocky: Well, it was earlier today.

(Flashback)

Blocky: I was on my way to jet-flying class.

Blocky: (on flashback) Hey, is there I can learn to fly a jet?

Ruby: (on flashback) It is! That's why they call me Jet-Flying Ruby!

(Cut back)

Gelatin: Okay, that clearly is a lie.

Blocky: Ha-ha! You guys got pranked! Pranked, bro! So funny. You heard that, Blog Squad? For a funny prank, commit everyone from a presuit conclusion wasting everyone's time, so they can get closer to solving the ca-

Gelatin: We get it! Now zip it.

Leafy: You getting this, Teardrop? All this juicy info will help us figure out who the true thief is!

(Teardrop nods)

Leafy: Wow, you type so fast, I'm proud of you.

Gelatin: No further questions. Lolly, you can ask the next ones.

Lollipop: Hmm. Uh, Woody I guess? Woody, come on up.

Lollipop: It's okay, Woody. I don't think it's you stole the diary. I just wanted to make sure we heard from everyone.

Woody: Wa wah, we wuh wuh, wah wah. We weh wa wah wuh.

Four: Oh wow. No way.

Lollipop: We can't understand any of this.

Four: Oh, um, I guess I can translate.

(Flashback)

Four: (on flashback) "It was earlier today and I was on my way to jet class."

Lollipop: Yep. Good one.

Blocky: No way! First time we can understand what you're saying, and you prank them? Nice going, Woody!

(They both high five)

Lollipop: Seriously though, where were you...?

Four: (on flashback) "Like you usual, I was just going to be about my day, when evil, scary Four, showed up!"

Four: (demonic voice) "Hello everyone. Protect my diary, or I will eat you all!"

Woody: "I was worried about the book getting stolen. It was a very scary book, but due to my past, I know it was important for things for me to say. I know how to stay with respectful owners. And then, Leafy. Who came after me, I was really afraid of the book. I just stood perfectly still and tried not to let him bother me. But Leafy was brought to me about those terrifying moving snakes. This made my bravery juice run low. Bum I'm no Superman. So I needed run into my place of comfort until Four called us for Cake at Stake."

(End of flashback)

Lollipop: Intresting. Thank you very much. Didn't know Leafy was there. That's suspicious.

Leafy: Don't be ridiculous! Lolly, sit down! I'll ask Firey the questions. Firey, come up here.

Firey: Pssh, no surprise there.

Lollipop: Not this again! These two used to be best friends, correct?

Gelatin: I wasn't around yet, but from what I've gathered, Firey won an island, didn't let Leafy in, so Leafy stole it and have barely spoken since other Firey recovering a couple years back.

Lollipop: Fascinating. I just realized that we're the only ones left that weren't there when it all happened, you know seven experienced veterans against us two newbies, we should thinking about teaming up if we want to survive.

Gelatin: I'm cool with that! Time for a newbie alliance handshake!

(Gelatin and Lollipop play patty cake with their feet)

Gelatin: Ooh!

(Lollipop flings Gelatin into the air)

Lollipop: La, la, la!

(Gelatin stands on top of Lollipop)

Gelatin: Fa la loo loo la!

Lollipop: That was great, but also kind of weird that we both know what to do exactly at the same time.

Four: That was also weird that you both thought was very inappropriate to do in a courtroom, but anyways, Leafy, continue.

Leafy: Thanks, your FOUR-nor.

Four: What?

Leafy: Yeah. You mean, you four-nor, it's kind if like your honor, heh, it's just a joke.

(Silence)

Firey: That joke alone should be enough to get you imprisoned.

Leafy: Firey, explain why you were keeping the disappearance from the diary!

Firey: Gladly, it was actually Leafy who stole the diary anyway. Once upon a time..

(Flashback)

Taco: (on flashback) I don't understand, Flower, what's so good about this diary anyway?

Flower: (on flashback) Uh, what's something that I can say! Uh, you suck!

Firey: (as the narrator) So, I decided to help them settle their differences. (on flashback) Guys, guys! There's no need to argue! The diary can be both good and lame! I personally have a difference to it. Who really cares? Wait a second, who is this?

Leafy: (on flashback) MWAHAHA! I am Leafy, and I am here to steal this diary! That's me! LEAFY THE STEALER!!!!!

(Back)

Firey: And that was it. Leafy stole Dream Island— the diary. Leafy stole the diary.

Leafy: Four, can I talk to Firey in private outside, right now!

Firey: Ugh, that's not necessary.

Four: I'll let you do that if you call me your four-ner again, I actually really like that!

Leafy: Oh, okay. Sure. I can do that.

Four: ...So?

Leafy: Oh, like, right now? Your Four-ner, can I talk to Firey in private?

Four: You sure can! Thank you for asking so nicely.

Firey: Alright, Leafy, what is it?

X: Yeah, Leafy! What is it?

Leafy: I wanted to talk to Firey in private.

X: I know. I just wasn't interested in being in the courtroom any longer so I guess you guys have an excuse to leave. Goodbye!

Leafy: Bye, X! Lovely talking to you! As for you, Firey, what was that about?

Firey: What?

Leafy: Your story is a lie! I was there! I came up in front of the Have Nots for some reason, you never got in between Taco and told them everything! You did exactly nothing!

Firey: Hmm.

Leafy: What?! Don't tell me YOU stole the diary! Is that why you lied?

Firey: Hmm!

Leafy: Firey? Why would you say that?

Firey: ...Because YOU stole Dream Island from me!!!!!!!!!

Lollipop: So, Flower, YOU'VE stolen the diary, didn't you?

Flower: Nope!

Lollipop: Yeah you did!

Flower: No, I didn't.

Lollipop: Yeah!

Flower: Nuh-uh!

Lollipop: Yeah!

Flower: Nuh-uh!

Lollipop: Yeah!

Flower: Nuh-uh!

Gelatin': Are you managing to keep up with this, Teardrop?

(Teardrop is done)

Gelatin: Wha- you made a comic? How is this even possible? "Teardrop's Pirate Adventure"? Have you been doing instead of writing the case?

Teardrop: (waves hands)

Gelatin: Woah! Calm down! Teardrop, I'm just having a read. Oh, you've got radioactive powers, that's cool. Oh, you killed me with them, that's cool.

Leafy: You stole the diary because I stole Dream Island? That doesn't make any sense.

Firey: We battled for two years to fight Dream Island! And you just TOOK it away from me!

Leafy: You didn't let me in!

Firey: So what, Leafy? You couldn’t have waited to have a TALK about it?! You just went to the Announcer instead?! And then we competed again and I didn't get a prize, and now we're competing for what, some weird, A BFB thing, that I'm not gonna even win based on the votes?! Woody and Blocky got more than me! Blocky DID! I have no chance, I'm never gonna win anything because of YOU!!!!!!! So, I took this, SO WHAT!? I deserve to have something! Everyone was saying they want this diary, I wanted it! I deserve to have something anyone wants. It's only fair!

Leafy: ...I thought you didn't care!

Firey: What?

Leafy: When we flew away on the hang glider, you said:

(Flashback)

Firey: The only thing I want more than Dream Island is you, your friendship.

(Back)

Leafy: I thought I was more important to you than Dream Island. And this, why have you been distancing yourself from me? What's the point?

Firey: They were going to crush you, Leafy. I still care about you but I was still upset. You hurt my feelings, Leafy. And you never apologized.

(Back)

Firey: When I lost control of the hang glider...

Leafy: Do you know how to steer this thing, Firey?

Firey: I uh, I don't think so! Hang on, Leafy! We're going down!

(Crash)

Firey: And we crashed and everyone found us.

Golf Ball: People! Leafy is over there!

(Everyone chases Leafy except Firey)

Firey: I realized they were just chasing you. If I just walked off, it'd be easier to not do any thing because I tried to not care about you anymore.

(Back in BFB)

Firey: And over the time it was easier and try to move on and talk again. No one likes you and I've just been upset. You stole everything from me and didn't apologize.

Leafy: Firey, I don't know what to say, I made a mistake. I was angry and upset! I wasn't thinking right! You didn't deserve to lose your prize, you won it fair and square. And I'm sorry for doing that. But please, Firey, don't take it from someone who knows, don't steal it for petty reasons, don't do the same mistake I did...just give this diary back.

Firey: Aw, but now they're gonna think I did this! You're gonna have to hand me in to win the challenge, and, ugh! I'm gonna be voted out now...and everyone's gonna be mad at me!

Leafy: I'm used to it. Firey, if you return this diary, I'll just say I took it. This whole mess is my fault. It's the least I can do.

Firey: You'd really let me do that for me?

Leafy: Of course. Firey, getting eliminated is no big fuss, but losing a friendship, is. And I'm sorry for everything went down between us.

Firey: Well, hopefully we can have a bright future! Hug?

Leafy: Sure!

(Firey and Leafy hug together, but Leafy burns)

Firey: When I think back on this moment, I'll forget this last part.

Lollipop: Just admit you stole, Flower.

Flower: Oh, yeah. Pick me. Why not? Then you'll lose, go ahead.

Lollipop: Hey! I know a threat when I see one, but I don't know how to respond to one. This might take some time.

Grape: Hello! Time for my story!

Four: Are you a grape? Who is this?

Grape: I was on my way to Grape flying class- (Four rips the costume comes out of him, he becomes Blocky)

Four: Nice costume, Blocky. You annoying thing....

Blocky: Haha, you just fell for my hilarious pranks!

Voice: This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings Interna-

(Blocky's Funny Doings International is under arrest.)

Voice #2: The Blocky's Funny Doings International Corporation was found guilty for perjury and lying under oath, and all affiliated parties were sentenced to 2,763 years in prison.

Firey: (runs, pants) There we go! Back to normal! This should stay.

X: Hello, Firey. I found you!

Firey: Oh, no.

X: I'm heading back to Four.

Firey: I gotta get to that courtroom as soon as possible!!''

X: (appears) Four, I found out who took the diary!

Four: Okay! (electrocutes his brain)

X: Did you just scan my brain?

Four: I sure did!

X: Hooray! Remember to keep my secrets.

Four: Anyway, now I know which one of you stole diary, and you will receive a punishment from me later! In this challenge, we're coming above the one-hour mark! So I'll have the Have Nots come up here and explain what happened to the diary now!

Firey: Hello! I'm back. Four, recover Leafy!

(Four recovers Leafy)

Leafy: Hooray! Hello, everyone! Guys, I have something to confess. I stole the diary.

(Gasp)

Leafy: It was me.

Lollipop: What?! Stealing? Again? Wow, Leafy, new low.

Four: Uh- we have only 2 minutes before the true owner of this courtroom discovers we're here, so time's up! Leafy, what's your final answer?

Gelatin: Uh, I guess we can go with Leafy. She told us that she stole diary and she stole Dream Island and he told us. So Leafy, final answer.

Four: Alright, then! Have Cots, you have found the dreaded Leafy guilty of theft of Donut's juicy diary! If Leafy was the true thief, your team wins, but if she's not, the Have Nots win instead. Let's expose the truth!

(Dramatic music)

Four: ...Well, that's wrong.

Gelatin: Huh?! How could you lie to us? Did you purposefully want us to lose the challenge?

Lollipop: Really weird of you to do, Leafy.

Leafy: Sorry.

Four: Well because we don't have a high budget to make a jail, the unknown guilty individual goes free! I would be scared, everyone. There's a criminal among you!

Lollipop: Oh my gosh, Gelatin! We gotta activate the elimination prevenetion plan!

Gelatin: What do you mean?

Lollipop: The contest is wrapping up! We newbies need screentime! Go do a funny dance on camera or something!

Gelatin: Oh, right!

(Gelatin zooms, how eco-friendly)

Gelatin: Uh...

(Gelatin sings a random song)

Gelatin: 🎵  Gelatin and Lollipop,

Gelatin and Lollipop

Gelatin and Lollipop,

Gelatin and Lollipo-o-o-o-o-o-o-p  🎵

X: (running, pants, gets the diary)

X: (runs back) Here's the diary by the way, it was returned earlier.

Four: Thanks! I stole your brain! Blocky, Firey, Flower, Woody. You do deserve prize from your last elimination. So here’s your equal share of Donut’s diary!

(Gives them the prize)

Four: And the Have Cots lose the challenge, for failing to make the correct guess as to who stole the diary itself!

Cary Huang: "Hey! Thanks for watching BFB 22! I'm Cary. I'm one of the guys who created BFDI, and it looks like this episode is sad because the Have Cots lost, so you gotta comment which of the 5 team members you wanna save, and type their letter in square brackets and post it as a comment on this video. Whoever gets the fewest votes is gonna leave. What's this? We're super excited to unveil the Leafy Plush? She's super huggable, really squishy, she's got super spinny arms, and best of all, you can buy her right now by going to the link in the description for $15.99 and she can be your best friend who can remind you that (in Leafy voice) there's a life out there to enjoy, so enjoy it! (back to normal voice) I mean you saw this episode how close the votes can get. If just a single person last episode switched their vote to instead vote for Taco, she'd still be in the game! So you, you singular viewer right now, you've got the power to determine who's gonna stay in the game. Now you can create a collection of your favorite BFDI friendos."

(Stinger.)

Four: Okay, Firey, I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still have to be punished! You need to clean up the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross.

Firey: Wha? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long!

(Dramatic music)

Four: Yep! Good luck with that.

Firey: (sigh) I guess I better get started, then...

Leafy: Hey, Firey! Do you need some help?

Firey: Thanks, Leafy. That'd be great.

(They both hug eachother)

Leafy: AAAH! (burning)

Firey: ....We should stop hugging eachother.

(Screen fades to black and shows the BRB, the big rotating building.)

Taco, Loser, Ruby, Spongy and Balloony: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taco: Oh my gordita! You guys, Blocky just posted 58 pages of Donut’s diary online!

Balloony: Aw yeah! Time to read UP!