BFB 26: The Hidden Contestant

Lollipop: For your next prank Woody, how about-

Woody: Ugh... *gulp!* ...no.

Lollipop: I didn't even describe one yet, Woody. But if you're not enjoying doing pranks anymore, you don't have to keep doing them. If pranks aren't completely your thing, we can find something else for you to do.

Woody: Uh, yeah!

Lollipop: And now time to talk about me. It began ironically, but I've actually started to love this scribble of mine! And I'm thinking of adding some more—

Four: Speaking of scribbles, I gave myself one too! What do you think?

Lollipop: Looks bad.

[Four erases the scribble.]

Four: Time for Cake at Stake.

Cake at Stake
Four: We've got a total of 46,108 votes. We're going back to basics with some regular cake today: carrot cake! For winning immunity, Teardrop and Flower get some cake!

Flower: CARROT cake! :)

Four: First safe is Scribble Girl with 12,860 votes.

Carrot Cake: (gets thrown) AAAAHHHHH!!!!! This girl is cursed from the temple of DOOM! I'm not going NEAR her. I'm outta here!

Four: Nevermind. Let's see what happens with the second highest vote getter, Leafy, with 12,747 votes!

Carrot Cake Jr.: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Stop throwing at CURSED INDIVIDUALS! Come back to me!

Leafy: So, you're saying that those totems ACTUALLY cursed us?

Four: Get over it! Being cursed might have some advantages. So now it's down to Gelatin and Woody. GELATIN.

Gelatin: *freaks out* uuAGzkdheosbodfheiejeidhfiehfieehei

Four: Is safe with 10,658 votes! Woody is eliminated with 9,843 votes so, goodbye, Woody!

Woody: What?

[He snaps his fingers sending Woody to the BRB.]

Lollipop: Well Woody, looks like you'll find your pranking devourn in the BRB. Until we meet again, farewell!

Flower: WAIT!

[Flower snatches Woody.]

Woody: Huh?

Flower: I just uh, remembered Leafy did this, so I'd like to have an emotional moment, too. Woody, as the final member of the Have Nots, we've been on crazy ri-!

Woody: Wah, why.

Flower: That was rude. I was just wanting to-

Gelatin: True! You were just wanting to! That's you whole story, right, Flower? Anyway, moving on. Four, I want my cake!

Four: I mean, I doubt this'll work but, here!

[He throws the cake at Gelatin but the cake rises up into the sky.]

Four: So Gelatin, are you surprised that happened?

Gelatin: Sigh, no, uh, I mean- yes? Stop looking angry at me, please? STOP IT!!!- pfft, did I see you crack a smile? ...I guess not?

Four: We're down to the final FIVE, folks!

Profily: Don't you mean final six?

Four: I definitely did not mean that, no.

Profily: What are you talking about? There's six of us left.

Four: [blink], excuse me. What and who on Earth are you?

Profily: Uh, the audience's favorite. Profily? I've been one of the gang forever! Right guys?

Gelatin: Uh, yeah, Profily.

Four: Did you guys actually remember Profily at all?

Final 5: Nope! Not at all.

Profily: WHAAAAT? Wait, but think back on our funny adventures!

(Flashback to where Profily was in BFDI 3, BFDI 24, BFDIA 2, BFDIA 3, BFB 17, and BFB 25)

Lollipop: [gets it] Oh. So you're the reason why we were waiting the 73 days to find a rock.

Flower: Actually that was largely my fault! Wait I did sound right there.

Four: If you're here the whole time then why don't I remember you?

Profily: I'm kind of forgettable. But Four, my old chum, I'm even in the intro, here, take a look!

[Intro]

Four: Well, I guess Profily is a contestant after all.

Four: So we're down to final six!

Flower: [shocked] What?! They joined at the final six?! That's proposterous!

Leafy: Hey, Flower? In the first season, didn't you rejoin at final six?

Flower: (gets it) actually I'd have admiration for this feat.

Four: So, today, a-

Profily: Today, I- oh. We were both talking same time! (laughing)

Four Oookay, uh, ok, so today-

Profily: La la laaaaaaaaaaaa- sorry, I just like singing. (laughing) It's fun, want to try?

Four: No. I'll be right back.

Four: X! We have a problem! This Profily guy is getting on my nerves immediately.

X: Just throw a really hard challenge, Four! They'll probably lose since they've never won a challenge before, right? Then they'll just be voted out.

Four: I knew I recovered you for a good reason! You're a true, blue friend-

X: I'm not blue.

Four: HMMMMmMmM

X: Are you gonna despawn me again?

Four: Contestants! For today's challenge, you will have the cross the highest mountain in the valley! Go!

Profily: [climbs really fast] Done!

Four: Whoa!... Um -- you misheard me. [dashes off to another cliffside] The challenge is to actually dig the most deepest hole ever! Go.

Profily: [digging] Done that too!

Four: Nevermind, is to destroy these bugs!

Profily: Already gone, my friend! And I did all by myself.

Four: [mean, sarcastically] Nevermind, is to look the most like a leaf...!!!

Profily: I win!

Four: THIS ISN'T WORKING AT ALL!!!!!!! Sorry, Profily, I'm pretty sure you're not a legitimate constant, and it's not gonna fly with me today. And you're annyoing, so you're going sixth place overall. Thank you for playing!

[All of the final six grabs Profily.]

Flower: That's not fair Four, you need to respect the votes! Profily didn't receive the least votes.

Four: They got no votes ever actually.

Leafy: I kinda feel bad for him for ignoring him for so long! Gang, I say we should throw Profily their very own party to make it up to them!

Four: [grabs Profily] ...You'll... throw him a party?! I tried to get SEVEN of you to throw me one, and only two of you did! And yes, Lollipop's party was the best party of all time.

Lollipop: Wasn't on purpose.

Four: YOU'RE NOT HELPING! None of you have any respect for me, and I'm fed up with all of it! Forty of all my contestants left for someone they knew for like five minutes, and the ones that STAYED stealed Donut's Diary, and you don't even help me out of jail until I make it a challenge, and now, awugh! You're gonna throw a party for PROFILY IMMEDIATELY!?! You guys NEVER do these things for me, so we are going to make this simple. Profily is out of the game! But this isn't how they're leaving. Today's challenge is for you all to eliminate you friend instead. Take Profily over to the BRB, which is over there, and take him all the way to the top! The contestant who makes it up to the top with Profily and win immunity! I can easily get up into a cage from there.

Leafy: And what if we refuse to get rid of our Profily buddy?

Four: Then I'll put you all up for elimination. Go!

Leafy: Well, you heard him, Profily, it's time to go.

Teardrop: [steals him]

Leafy: Teardrop, come back!

The Challenge
Gelatin: We need to find a way to get insanely high into the air.

Lollipop: If only we still had that cardboard ship Blocky made. Ugh, I think it's still on the Sun.

Gelatin: According to my Sun Facts book: "Cardboard boxes remain permanently on sunlight surfaces." So it'll likely still be there.

Lollipop: If we had that ship, we could just scoop up Profily and chunk them up to the garden with ease.

Flower: OMG! Good idea Scribbly! Four, kick us into the sun! We need to-

Four: No explanation necessary.

''[Four kicks Lollipop and Flower into the sun. Flower screaming.]''

Flower: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Lollipop: Whatever, I guess.

[Star sound effect.]

Gelatin: Well, see you guys later then.

[Teardrop walking.]

Leafy: Teardrop, give me Profily!

Profily: Leafy, my friends call me Profily. Call me: Profile Picture.

Leafy: Oh, okay. Wait, excuse me? I mean every word.

Profily: I mean every word!

Leafy: Thanks for taking him this far, TD. Now I'll take him up to the garden and win immunity!

Teardrop: [nods]

Leafy: But I'm the only one left who didn't deserve immunity! I deserve it this round.

[Teardrop points at her brain and she says that she doesn't care.]

Leafy: Don't be so selfish, Teardrop. You won immunity last time. Everyone deserves it sometime. And this time it should be me!

Profily: [walks up to the BRB with Teardrop] I guess we're off then. Bye Leafy!

Leafy: GRR! [sigh] Bye Profile Picture!

Flower: Woah, I never made it here before! Looks pretty!

Lollipop: [yawn] Yeah, I mean, once you've been to the sun once, you kinda get it. So, I'm over it. But good news! The cardboard ship is still here, intact.

Flower: CARROT cake! :)

Gelatin: What's your plan, Leafster?

Leafy: Teardrop's just running up the side of the BRB with Profily, so we need to snatch it away from them. Say, do you still carry those "Sun Facts" books?

Gelatin: Oh, as a matter of fact I do! I actually wrote them myself. Don't tell anyone but, it's full of lies.

Leafy: Weird, anyway, is there a chance you have an "Earth Facts" book, too?

Gelatin: You know it! All yours, buddy!

Leafy: Great. Now uh, where are the maps? Uh, where are... here! A map of the Pillary Ruins (Elsewhere on Earth), and it'd be about... here! Blue skidoo, we can TOO!

[Leafy skidoes onto the aloe vera garden.]

Leafy: Ooh! Yes! It worked!

''[The cardboard ship flies around. Buttons are getting pushed by the same time, and falling onto Earth by catching on fire.]''

Lollipop: Um, I thought you said you were a good driver.

Flower: Oh, Scribblepop! No no, HA HA HA There's a very simple explanation, I lied to you.

Lollipop: Isn't that SUPPOSED to make me feel better?

Flower: It's not supposed to make you feel anything but hey, what's the worst that can happen?

Lollipop: We CRASH?!

Flower: Ah, don't be ridcoulous.

''[The plane crashes onto the BRB. Lollipop and Flower jump out.]''

Flower: Okay, nevermind, that might've gone badly.

Lollipop: Oh, really?

Four: What on Earth is going on up there?

Gelatin: Weird. You just give me immunity, so I won't cause any more damage. (the plane crashes in the background, Four blinks.) Well, it was worth a shot. Oh, I know!

Gelatin: Hey X! We haven't had a bond after I made that party for you, right?

X: Well, lots of people throw parties for me, actually. I have one in an hour, too!

Gelatin: Oh. Well, do you mind to do me a favor and snap Profily up to the BRB for me?

X: If you can show me proof Profily received the least votes, then yes! I could do it!

Gelatin: Easily!

Lollipop: Ah, hello my favorite little Teardrop. Care to hand Profily to me?

Lollipop: (Teardrop nods) Very well my friend, after all, we brought him all the way here. You deserve to continue on.

Profily: Do I get a say in, any of this?!

Flower: Well, the rest of you guys are Have Cots, so, I guess it's me against the world! You're going DOWN, TD!!!!

[Flower knocks Teardrop down.]

Lollipop: Well, that was short lived!

Leafy: Good afternoon, Lollipop!

Lollipop: Hello Leafy. [interrupted by Flower and Teardrop hitting the ground, Profily by saving himself.]

Profily: [to the viewer] Finally I'm free from Teardrop's clutches!

Gelatin: Here's a voting chart, showing Profily got ZERO votes in total, X!

X: Well, THAT certainly will not do! [snaps fingers] Thank you for showing me, Gelatin!

Profily: [to the viewer] Uh oh, I'm heading off again!

Flower: Oh, no, you don't! Yah!!! [Snatch!] Immunity #3, here we go! ''[Snatch! This time, Teardrop snatches her.]'' Hey! HEY! GET OFF—

Gelatin: Aw shucks, they're all too high! Good luck, Teardrop!

Profily: [to the viewer] I can't believe this is where it ends! A perfect zero vote game, and for what?! An instant elimination?!

Flower: But it doesn't have to be in vain! I'm way closer to winning the season, if you just let me hold on a little longer! Oh, hello Lollipop and Leafy! Crazy seeing you two up here!

Lollipop: This is ours, Flower. This immunity is for the newbie alliance! Hope you'll understand.

Flower: No! T-Teardrop! Lollipop, get off! SOMEBODY HEEEEELP!!!

Echo - Flower:

"SOMEBODY HEEEEELP!!!"

Carrot Cake: Huh, I'm hearing someone in distress.

Carrot Cake Jr.: And you know what? It's someone who's not cursed! Let's go help her!

Flower: Get off me, TD. This is MY victory.

Carrot Cake: Yeah! Get off our non-cursed friend, Flower!

Flower: What's going on here?

Carrot Cake Jr.: We've come to save you. Quick, Flower, grab onto me!

[They grab onto the carrot cake.]

Carrot Cake Jr.: You're safe with me now. Now we just gotta get rid of these others.

Flower: Wait! I need to hold onto Profily for the immunity! If you weird cakes at stake are the reason why I lose, I'm gonna be FURIOUS.

Carrot Cake: Ugh, now she blames US?

Carrot Cake Jr.: I would have a mind to DROP her!

Carrot Cake: Actually, we don't have minds at all.

Carrot Cake Jr.: Oh, okay. Bye, Flower!

[Carrot Cake Jr. drops Flower, Teardrop, and Lollipop.]

Flower: NOOOOOO!!!!!

[Teardrop and Flower screaming.]

Profily: Welp -- looks like they're all gone, then.

Leafy: Now that you're freed up, I just have to get you on this platform!

Leafy: [struggles and pulls Profily down to the ground.] I let X's magic take Firey from me! I'm not letting take an immunity from me, TOO!

[Leafy wins!]

Leafy: Yes, gotcha!

Four: And Leafy wins the immunity for getting Profily right onto X's aloe vera garden next to the BRB!

Gelatin: Hey! But I'm the one who gotten Profily flying up there! I got X to send him up!

Four: Is this your argument for why you should win? That you CHEATED?!

Gelatin: Uh, no.

Four: With Profily gone, we're now back to the final five! But now we're heading to the final four! Since Leafy is safe, Gelatin, Flower, Teardrop and Lollipop are officially up for elimination!

Too Many People on the Pillary Ruins
[Stinger.]

Rusty Coin: Hey, Four! I think you need more contestants on your show! I'm ready to play.

Steamy: Me, too! Look at me! I think I'd make a great audition!

Clip: And I'm ready star in some great clips! Get it? Clip! Anyway I'm ready to star in some great clips for this season.

Four: You're all too weird, please leave.

Steamy: We're not going ANYWHERE!

Flower: I think there's too many people on the Pillary Ruins now, Four. Think about Purply Head, too. Other people keeps interrupting the game nowadays.

Four: True, okay, BFB gang, here's a bus. Everyone get in! Everyone say your final goodbyes to the Pillary Ruins!

Lollipop: Goodbye, skies of pink.

Rusty Coin: Wait, no no no! Let me come with you!

Four: No. And we're off!

Final 5: Yeah!

Purple Face: [pops out of the bus] And I'm coming too! [laughs evilly] Mwahahaha, Mahhahaha, mmm hmm mhh MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! [stops] Okay, I mean, I'm not tagging along because I'm evil, I just want to come with everyone to hang out with them. [sighs] But there's no happy tagging along, la la la! I could try making one, I guess. Alright, a three, a two, a one... [laughs loudly, and evil] No, no, I just sound evil again. Phooey.....

[Screen fades to black.]